My Bars of Chocolate

I am not `very much` sure about the girls but chocolates have got this property that you want, so many, one after another. And thats why, I used to go for the chocolate part of `BIG THREE` by `WALLs` first, when it was the end of the month where I had not enough pocket money to get another one in School.

So you were a THEETA, thats what ppl call, a person like you in UET lahore. Yes, there are so many plus points of being a THEETA. Wish, I was one of them. :)

and I thought it was only me

An interesting analogy...chocolates and girls, hmmm...the daring were at it even as back as the 80s, and I always thought dating was a recent fever in the purported land of the pure...and now tell me, how much of this tale was made up and pumped up to garner accolades from fellow...``ogling testosterone laden male classmate``...?

Zulfi

Thanks for your experience. Bold, simple & clear. I missed all these choclates since I was in a boys`` public school hostel.

I got instead full hefty choclate Bars a little later in life.

Guess we aren`t all that alone out here, as was believed earlier.
I wonder what happens when there`s a confrontation between two chocolate junkies?
Interesting predicament.

`Tehmina made me the envy of my every ogling testosterone laden male classmate.`

Testosterone Laden? Was he Osama`s brother. I knew he had 17 brothers. That should have offered enough combinations and variations on the male gender.

Osama Bin Laden was lanky, so his mother named him a lion as names can make a difference to your character. His meatier brother was named Testosterone Laden as he was a bit more of a man. I`ve heard of Maulvi Diesel but Testosterone Bin Laden. Ho ho ho. Chortle chortle.

And now let me come to this article. You know, I`m surprise by how much `tehzeebi` Paki men drool over women. Nothing wrong with being attracted to the opposite sex - God knows they provide better company than the lads - but it`s the drooling which puts you off. And it`s not girls - it`s grulz. Chill the fcuk down, people. Reminds me off the Punjabi song, `naram jayee te vava garam jayee.`

In my opinion, this was a pathetic piece of cr@p.

Umer M.

...aren`t karachi girls generally unattractive?...

Rsax,

Well as Karachi girls tend to come from India, you figure it out...

:)

.... this trash from a teen would be considered growing up process , but when an old man relives his fantasy on chowk it is at best pathetic..........

U want ppl to appreciate ur totally immoral and irresponsible behaviour? First of all it looks like a whole bunch of wishful fantasies, and if by any chance any of it is true, its reprehensible. I can understand reminscing about ur first love or crush, or even 2 or 3 affairs, but to write and boast about ur constant lust for sex is deplorable. There is a name for it nowadays. Its called ``Sex Addiction``. U need help.

Zulfi:

...a friend who has never commented on chowk ever but is a infrequent visitor called me long distance and interrupted me in a meeting to say ``been there, done that, but would not flaunt it``...he was very agitated...

..personally for me the humour evoparated like a pool in nuclear holocaust...even though i love dark swedish...

..t

re: saminasha

{Well as Karachi girls tend to come from India, you figure it out... }

...hey, i never claimed indian girls were attractive either.... :)

rsax,

Oh thats right...the swedish fixation (rolling eyes)...I believe you and T-Bhai might have had something in common after all...:)

Kiss and tell is not such a smart thing to do, so one hopes you did the honourable thing by using pseudonyms.

As for the memories, sorry, but it does sound a bit like a presentation of ``joint`` memories, culled from here and there. So the first line says it all, the author managed to get some heart trouble, that`s about it.

Post#3 aaisha,``And ialways thought dating was a recent fever inthe land of pure and now tell me``Aaisha,pure land had gone tremendous change since 80`s.Free mixing is common,it``s good opportunity to under stand each other,nothing wrongbut `snydrome``to be physical ,one must avoid.Interact with each other is a healthy way.

cholates and girls-too much sweet cause sore gums,have to visit doctor.Sugar level would be high,how can it lead to heart trouble?Yes,if wallet become empty then heart attack comes.so avoid too much sweet!