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Botox For Brains

Nadeem Akram February 12, 2004

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#1 Posted by Urstruly on February 12, 2004 11:03:17 am
buttocks for brains = hamidm
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#2 Posted by Shamsul on February 12, 2004 6:12:50 pm
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#3 Posted by tahmed32 on February 12, 2004 6:12:51 pm
Very funny article. I like the idea of electocuting all bovine ones in Pakistan by electrifying roads. I wonder what hamidm has to say in response to urstruly`s allegation concerning him.

Perhaps we should have a National Problem Day (NPSD) in Pakistan. It would be a national holiday. Instead of decrying our national problems, we would CELEBRATE them. For example:

1. There would be fancy dress parties, with halva served as the main course, and with individuals putting on false beards and giving out loud burps.

2. We would have a parade, with various types of problems proudly marching past: the beggars contingent, the corrupt bureaucrat contingent, the ambitious generals` contingent, the loan defaulters` contingent, the terrorists contingent, the 14th century men contingent, the unemployed youth contingent, the illiterate girls contingent, the conspiracy theorists contingent, the nuclear proliferators` contingent, and so on.
Each contingent would proudly carry a banner, and be accompanied by drums and pipes.

3. The President would make a National Problem Day speech, declare himself to be as problematic as anyone else in the country, and challenge the nation to create bigger problems for the following year.

4. Prayers would be held across the country, thanking God for gracing Pakistanis with so many problems.
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#4 Posted by M.B.Z.Isphahani on February 13, 2004 6:29:32 am
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#5 Posted by soundmeister on February 13, 2004 6:29:33 am
It amazes me that each and every Pakistani you meet absolves himself of any reponsibility for the state his country is in....
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#6 Posted by tahmed32 on February 13, 2004 8:01:13 am
soundmeister #5 but then...despite all our problems, things could be worse in pakistan - we could be Indians. Having to share the same country as specimen like shamsul (who is gujjubania masquerading as a pakistani).
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#7 Posted by SyedAhmed on February 13, 2004 2:36:34 pm
tahmed32 writes.....

soundmeister #5 but then...despite all our problems, things could be worse in pakistan - we could be Indians. Having to share the same country as specimen like shamsul (who is gujjubania masquerading as a pakistani).




Thats very crass ...... when you owe the very existence of your country to a gujjubania name Jinnah :)



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#8 Posted by tahmed32 on February 13, 2004 7:06:50 pm
SyedAhmed #7 True. But then - Jinnah was a genuine gujjubania. I dont have a problem with the genuine articles. God bless them all.

This chowk gujjubania is, per his own bragging, a fake even as a gujjubania. And I wont comment on characters like soundmeister who can take a perfectly innocent, good natured article like this one and start quarelling. Even our urstruly - much as i disagree with him on many things - has a real sense of humor as his post below demonstrates.

Yes sir - you are welcome to keep all these characters - the gujjus alias shamsuls and the soundmeisters, on your side of the border.
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#9 Posted by M.B.Z.Isphahani on February 14, 2004 7:12:59 am
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#10 Posted by echoboom on February 14, 2004 9:44:46 am
Just clicked on this.

Urstryuly (1) and Shamsul (2)

Haaa Haaaa Haaa! Haaa Haaa Haa!

mercy guys some mercy.
Oh it really hurts to laugh so much.

Minimalists. That is what both are. Two sides of the same coin. One claims to be the promotor of ``an idiots guide to Islam--the Abba-jaan tafseer`` and the other is the promotor of ``A muslims` guide to idiocy--the George-Carlin tafseer``.

These are the practioners of the homeopathic version of religion. ad-infinitum dilutions and vigorous shakings are necessary to increase potency. They themselves present themselves as living specimen.

The art of making a patient start enjoy his malady, or rather developing a fondness for it the the key to such methods.

Buttocks fro Brains=hamidm
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.

Haaaa Haaa Haaa! Haaaa Haaa Haaa!

have some mercy guys.
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#11 Posted by khamkhwa. on February 14, 2004 9:44:46 am
#9
..ABAY TOU PHIR AA GAYA...??
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#12 Posted by tahmed32 on February 14, 2004 5:30:18 pm
echoboom #11 shamsul is gujjubania masquerading, you moron. Trying to prove that there are more half-brains like you in Pakistan.
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#13 Posted by echoboom on February 14, 2004 9:07:53 pm
#12 by tahmed32 on February 14, 2004 5:30pm PT
echoboom #11 shamsul is gujjubania masquerading, you moron. Trying to prove that there are more half-brains like you in Pakistan.


I do not pay attention to such undergraduate discoveries.Nicks mean zilch to me.


whoever they be They NEVER NEVER NEVER write disparagingly about India and Hinduism.
Such people has earned the respect they deserve. When they are ridiculed they become a solid wall in defence of their land and faith, no matter how `secular`, `worldly` or `modern`
they profess or seem to be. I respect them and they are worthy opponents.

They have not anglicised themselves at the expense of their culture, religion, or language.
The bootlickers do not fall in that category.

People like you, hamidm, and a few others are just jumping jacks. Muslim nicks. Worth zilch!
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#14 Posted by tahmed32 on February 15, 2004 5:45:30 am
echoboom aka farangi kush #13

You write ``Nicks mean zilch to me. ``

Not true. If nicks meant zilch to you, you would simply use your last name or something. Instead you carefully picked a nick and tried to give it some meaning (``farangi kush`` to prove that you were not afraid of ``gora sahib`` (which says some interesting things about your insecure psychology which I wont get into for now). And when you found no one was impressed by your ``farangi kush`` nonsense, you carefully devised another nick.

So, nicks do mean a lot to you, and the fact that you were fooled by an idiot like gujjubania proves that you are a bigger idiot even than him.

And despite all your big anti-western talk, there is no doubt in my mind that in real life you are probably speak with great deference when you actually talk to a ``gora sahib`` - in other words, you are the only bootlicker on chowk.

And that is why you are always trying to prove otherwise by devising nicks trying to prove your macho man credentials.

I will send you my invoice for this diagnosis of your problems.
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#15 Posted by echoboom on February 15, 2004 7:22:41 am
14:
Time to cry again:
People like you, hamidm, and a few others are just jumping jacks. Muslim nicks. Worth zilch!

Time to laugh again:
Buttocks fro Brains=hamidm
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.



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#16 Posted by tahmed32 on February 15, 2004 8:15:24 am
echoboom #15 Ha! Ha!

If you lack brains to say anything original, you cut and paste what someone else wrote. You just illustrated what I wrote below about you being a bigger moron than gujjubania:

urstruly came up with something original for a change by playing on botox/buttocks.

gujjubania alias shamsul, being a moron incapable of writing anything original, then borrowed this piece of cleverness from urstruly.

echoboom alias farangi kush (i.e. you) , being a bigger moron than gujjubania, then copied both urstruly and gujjubania.

The more you write, the more you prove Dr. Tahmed (``Psychologist to the Chowk Retards``) to be correct in his assessments.
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    #25 Izzah
    #24 Urstruly
    #23 echoboom
    #22 tahmed32
    #21 echoboom
    #20 tahmed32
    #19 echoboom
    #18 tahmed32
    #17 echoboom
    #16 tahmed32
    #15 echoboom
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    #13 echoboom
    #12 tahmed32
    #11 khamkhwa.
    #10 echoboom
    #9 M.B.Z.Isphahani
    #8 tahmed32
    #7 SyedAhmed
    #6 tahmed32
    #5 soundmeister
    #4 M.B.Z.Isphahani
    #3 tahmed32
    #2 Shamsul
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