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Good stuff NFP, rocking again aye? Kalaji it should actually be Paracha NEEDS Prozac.
Paracha you`re really after Walls these days, so I think Pepsi and Coke should take a sigh of relief. The Quiz was good too, especially Bilal = Pee Vee Hermin.

A perfrct making of a future politician. Must have slogan as: PARACHA FOR PROZAC...!

this stuff is a great read and has a soothing effect :) most of the stuff sponsored by multi-nationals is utter garbage and deserves the sarcasm/treatment meted out in the piece.

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Dude! I do read bandbaja. It rocks!!! (my feeble attempt at advertising sans profit) I was trying to make a whole different point altogether, and it was done in jest.

Thanks for the information though.

That `Pop Quiz` was published by bandbaja.com. It`s no peek Inqilaabi, it`s there on April`s issue of the site along with another NFP article.

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Don`t bother with the names, soundmeister . As long as you got the game. :)

This would have been funnier if I got the references. Except the rock stars, don`t recognise any of the names :(((

Well done Peracha saheb on writing yet another great piece of satire.
Cipram, I did not understand your point? What has all what you have said got to do with all what Peracha has written?

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~bhangis, charsis, sharabees, zanees, lootees, incestors of the world UNITE!--you have nothing to lose, you are already lost. ~

Glad you found us here. Already?

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well goodness gracious me. i`m sure that some of us would rather be `lost` than be `found` as you so clearly appear to be. as it is some of us who are lost make a whole lot more sense than you do. and if some of us do go to another hell beyond the one we already live in, my god, i hope we don`t run into you. that would be like majorly raining on our parade.

and now temporal has gone and done it. . i guess there`s no need to (re)publish the quiz here if we`ve seen it already. thanks for the early peek (pun intended)

bhangis, charsis, sharabees, zanees, lootees, incestors of the world UNITE!--you have nothing to lose, you are already lost.

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na diem..er..cough..cough...f;)....that was ;)...cough....pa..cough racha...cough ...Untitled is a peace of unmitigated trash. Not!..ahem..cough...cough...patient expires...ahem...not!...gets up...coughs...but retracts not;)...don`t quit your day job yet...cough...ahem...cough...you do have one...donchya?...

now this is stuff of classics!...cough...is that your day job?...cough..if it is ..cough cough....

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The Pop Quiz

By Nadeem Farooq Paracha

1. When and where were the Vital Signs formed?

a) Summer, Karachi, 1987
b) Moharram, Yemen, 1887
c) Cola, Pepsi, 300ml

2. What famous Indian singer does Ali Zafar copy?

a) Asha Bhosle Ali Khan
b) Allama Kishore
c) Adnan Sami Prasad

3: Who is Ali Azmat`s hair stylist?

a) Vaneeza`s mom
b) Tariq Amin`s nurse
c) Pooja Bhatt`s cook

4: Why did Najam Shiraz start to recite naats?

a) Sold his instruments to buy a lifetime supply of Tapal Danedar
b) Wanted to attract a sponsorship deal from Mecca Cola
c) Needed a reason to try out his new shirvanee on TV

5: Who design`s Salman Ahmed`s stage attire?

a) Amir Adnan`s maid
b) Late Sultan Rahi`s dhoti designer
c) Kafil Bhai Gotkiwallay

6: What is Fuzon?

a) A bubblegum brand
b) A bubblegum band
c) A bubblegum band singing about a bubblegum brand

7: What was Nawaz Sharif`s secret underground band?

a) Boney-(N)
b) AC/Desi
c) [EP] Empty Paradigm

8: What is Junoon`s real name?

a) Cokeoon
b) The Salman Hendrix Experience
c) Brian Who?

9: It was realized that Bush was lying about WMDs in Iraq after he spoke about his favorite instrument, which was ...

a) Air guitar
b) Imaginary flute
c) His dad`s old tennis racquet which he insisted was a Gibson six-string bass

10: Why did the Taliban ban music in Afghanistan?

a) It drowned the sweet sound of gunfire
b) It encouraged shaving among men
c) It made Osama want to wear his old `70s bellbottoms

11: What is Israeli PM, Ariel Sharon`s favorite album?

a) Reign of Blood: Slayer
b) Burp Kamph: A Compilation Of Old Nazi Beer Songs
c) The new Vanilla Coke jingle

12: What is the name of Abrar-ul-Haq`s planned hospital?

a) The Billo Khanum Memorial Hospital
b) The Preeto Khanum Maternity Hospital
c) The Jat Khanum Mental Hospital

13: What was the name of Noori`s unreleased song about his young Pakistani rock/pop fans?

a) Suno Kay Dumb Hain Jawaan
b) Suno Kay Numb Hain Jawan
c) Suno Kay Hum Hain Dumb

14: Who was Bilal Maqsood`s latest hair -cut inspired by?

a) Pee Wee Herman
b) Johnny Rotten`s conformist son
c) Cyndi Lauper

Answers on Page 177. But don`t bother. They`re all correct.

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If that`s what he`s inhaling, then I don`t mind inhaling some too. Must tell my retro-hippe friends here they must visit Karachi. Waisey NFP, I love the way you use the same single knife to rip through fashion models, mullahs, pop stars, capitalists, multinationals, politicians, so on and so forth. Toxic.