A Woman Scorned...

tahmed32:

begging your most honourable pardon sirji and in furtherance continuing in the same nab`z may i beg your permissin to state with utmost respect that you have the gall, not the gaal;) and the ball (and yes not the baal) to goat-attack the hapless and not helpless scott esqr. while calling the jewels nuts and not balls or marbles...

on another note...forget this: as long as they are saved and safe;)...

on yet another note: aaj humari maaloomaat maiN buhat izafa hu`a...hmmm... i knew they cut off the culprit`s hands and in extreme cases the neck...but crown jewels? astaghfirullah!

your most obedient servant,

t

scott: Kindly stop using stupid phrases rattofied from your 10 grade english textbook like ``what gets my goat``. you dont own a goat.

the rest of your post makes good sense though. indeed, the only place on earth i ever saw a sex-crazed woman was in a hotel in jeddah saudi arabia whom i caught staring at me (ugly middle aged toad that i am) in the hotel corridor from the door next to my room from behind that stupid black veil. realizing that this was saudi arabia where they cut your nuts off if you so much as touch strange women, i was quick to turn back (which of course i would have in any case, being a respectable man). i have been to bangkok and i have been to rome and i have been to many places where women are supposed to be easy - but never have i seen such a lecherous look as i saw from behind the veil of that woman in the hotel corridor in jeddah.

So, let us not generalize as you so aptly say, about which women are loyal and which women will fool around as amit does. there are loyal eggs and disloyal eggs in every carton. you are a very sensible man to have said this. just try not to get to scholarly and start talking about goats and pigs.

Finally...a gossip article on chowk. Ms. Sameena Khan, it is clear that you would much rather be the one unwrapping and frolicking on the beaches of south france with that british boy (who knows that he is so handsome that no streetwalker on earth can resist him PLUS 20 bucks). That is the Id that drove your ego to write this article. (Please give 5 pound sterling as donation to SOS or DIL as payment for this free diagnosis provided by tahmed, student of sigmund freud.)

amit: I commend you in performing a mass psychoanalysis of pakistanis plus that of goris, ABCDs, desi women - and all in one para. However, this also means that you are setting yourself up to be assigned a CREIP (Chowk Registered Expert from India on Pakistan) number. And, from your past posts, I know you are normally quite level-headed - must be the thought of jemima khan unwrapping herself that sent you in a spin. If you really so sexually frustrated, I suggest you get a hold of yourself (and I dont mean that literally, if you know what I mean...wink/wink).

hamidm2: are you sure you are hamidm too? i dont think so. the original hamidm had spirit...he had verve...panache....even though he was always wrong....but either you are some other guy who likes to write in dots or else you have been rendered decrepit due to some mishap. maybe begum hamidm finally caught up with you and gave you a shoe thrashing to put you in your place. what is it??

are you the real hamidm, or are you a defanged version of the hamidm we all used to know on chowk???

read this http://www.newindpress.com/NewsItems.asp?ID=IE420040917064258&Page=4&Title=Features+%2D+People+%26+Lifestyle&Topic=0&NEW~DELHI:~Sex~without~condoms~and~with~multiple~partners~is~becoming~a~trend~among~India`s~adolescents,~says~a~study~by~the~health~and~family~welfare~ministry....
``NEW DELHI: Sex without condoms and with multiple partners is becoming a trend among India`s adolescents, says a study by the health and family welfare ministry.
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Go Ana.....3 cheers for sanity.

What gets my goat is the desis staying in West and sporting this ``i am so culturally superior`` attitude all the time - ``My woman is faithful, yours is not ni ni ni ni..``. Aurat nahi hai koi prized chattle hai (chattle/cattle what`s the difference).
Men and women are the same - all over the world. To consider the desi`s as the only race of faithful spouses is stretching it a bit, empirical evdence notwithstanding.
Seen and experienced too much of this world. That reminds me about the wife of this Indian engineer (from that college considered so divine ..IIT) who I knew.....very much married from desiland, makes Jemima look like an innocent angel. Apart from that part of her life she was a really nice person too, who the hell are we to pass judgement on the private lives of individuals. Desis/goris real people with real desires. Aur intnay harami Desis I have known too. I have been to nightclubs with married men whose behaviour has exceeded that of the bachelors in our group. I am being polite here...

amit,

there are cases of desis marrying goris where it has been the gori who has been more than loyal to the desi husband.

there are desi wives who are zaroorat se zyada loyal to their husbands while they go out and do their ``womanizing``

and then the opposite is true as well, but not enough to make sweeping generalizations.

what the hell does empirical evidence prove anyway?

i`m sure you are very capable at doing what you do, but in your recent posts about women on this board and others, you really don`t sound like you know what you`re talking about. when you do figure these things out, perhaps some people will actually take you seriously.

amit,

........ get a grip on yourself ! .......... if you think desi women (or men) are perfect angles, you are in for a big disappointment when you grow up ................

mullah boom,

``There are ``rumours`` about hospital too. I`ve talked to people who have had the experience of this ``charity`` treatment`` ...........

........... what would you say if i told you that there are poor people who are alive today because of this hospital ? trust me ...........

...... in any case, please send your donations to my favorite charity :

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Whose sensitivity has Jemima hit, whether she dons clothes, or goes nude. We all should be happier that our chattels still remain ``zann e bakra`. Down with the Goris and the Goras, but aren`t they the tempting one`s.LOL. Devil`s shot, isn`t it? Down with him. HAHAHA. We and confusions compounded.

Re:#35

When did I say that an unmarried woman cannot have fun? When you are single, you can date whoever you want and do whatever you want. It holds true for both genders. All I am saying is that emprical evidence suggests that it is risky to go beyond just casual dating with goris/ABCDs. When you are selecting a life partner, that is different from dating and you want someone for the long haul. Otherwise, you are playing russian roulette with your life. Sure you may luck out and find a girl who is also a long-term possibility. The chances of that are rare, given the environment here.

In fact, you may very well get messed up, as you might form an emotional bond with someone who is not suitable for the long-term. This is what the empirical evidence shows, even if it is not politically correct to say so. You can see with the situation with Imran, where he not only faces career problems but on top has to stomach the humiliation of seeing his ex-wife frolicking on the beach with her new boyfriend. Of course, if you are masochistic and want to take chances with your life, go right ahead. If you are mature enough to see reality for what it is, then you can spare yourself a lot of grief.

echobust:

don`t hallucinate in public again...!

srif Khuda kay paas yeh qudrat hay...aur tu Khuda nahiN hay

tampon:36
Ja tujhhay mua`af kiya. 2 number maal.

echobust:

don`t expect you to admit ever:)

there are two kinds of desis

your kind

and my kind

simple as that;)

Yeah sure - are desi guys are tremendous SNAGS (thats Sensitive New Age Guy to those who are from a different century) and all goris are uncaring selfish bi***s. Welcome to the mind of a typical desi male. Lets quote this superior desi again ``fun with goris and ABCDs before marriage but you never, ever marry them, because they have no concept of loyalty ``. What was that again ``no question of loyalty``...hmmm..so when the sensitive desi male his having ``fun with goris and ABCDs before marriage`` obviously his mind is full of loyalty. Yep thats loyalty. So men can have all the fun (being the superior studs they are) but an unmarried woman having fun? The mind boggles (and other misc. body parts too).
Rare to find a caring gori or ABCD eh? One simple sentence and you condemn all ``western`` women - obviously based on your deep insight into the minds of these women. Desi man divorces wife and marries the homely desi bride - obviously the woman he left was to blame. Not the fact that most of these ``men`` cannot handle women with a mind of their own. Ah crap why bother telling you anything, it will probably bounce of the closed mind of yours.