A Woman Scorned...

scott: Kindly stop using stupid phrases rattofied from your 10 grade english textbook like ``what gets my goat``. you dont own a goat.

the rest of your post makes good sense though. indeed, the only place on earth i ever saw a sex-crazed woman was in a hotel in jeddah saudi arabia whom i caught staring at me (ugly middle aged toad that i am) in the hotel corridor from the door next to my room from behind that stupid black veil. realizing that this was saudi arabia where they cut your nuts off if you so much as touch strange women, i was quick to turn back (which of course i would have in any case, being a respectable man). i have been to bangkok and i have been to rome and i have been to many places where women are supposed to be easy - but never have i seen such a lecherous look as i saw from behind the veil of that woman in the hotel corridor in jeddah.

So, let us not generalize as you so aptly say, about which women are loyal and which women will fool around as amit does. there are loyal eggs and disloyal eggs in every carton. you are a very sensible man to have said this. just try not to get to scholarly and start talking about goats and pigs.

tahmed32:

begging your most honourable pardon sirji and in furtherance continuing in the same nab`z may i beg your permissin to state with utmost respect that you have the gall, not the gaal;) and the ball (and yes not the baal) to goat-attack the hapless and not helpless scott esqr. while calling the jewels nuts and not balls or marbles...

on another note...forget this: as long as they are saved and safe;)...

on yet another note: aaj humari maaloomaat maiN buhat izafa hu`a...hmmm... i knew they cut off the culprit`s hands and in extreme cases the neck...but crown jewels? astaghfirullah!

your most obedient servant,

t

``Her way of taking revenge and getting equal.``

Not very sure! She may have been frolicking all the while till she married our good boy. Now she is back to her old ways. Does it have anything to do with jewish conspiracy???

#48,
Tahmed Chacha,
Thanks, but no thanks, for your `free diagnosis`.
My husband is thousand times `handsome` than what you have on offer. So I need not look here and there.
BTW, since the `british boy` is in the habit of yahan wahan munh maarna, feel free to direct him to one of your girls, whether Jemima drops him or not.

temporal #50 Mr. t, you are too kind - it is I who is your humble servant. And yes indeed ... we are still looking for Mr. scott`s (is he really a Scot? Or is it that he does not like to be called by his real name which is Saranapananvangalamarishamkishamawalla??) goat.

As for the arab brothers, it is indeed true that they merely chop of people`s heads and my concerns were baseless. But then, i understand they make their rules ``on the fly`` out there, and so you never know.

You can claim what you like - but your article speaks for itself. Why didnt you write a happy little article about your handsome husband instead of a gossipy little article loaded with high emotion about other people`s marriages and cheap thrills about Sara Ferguson going topless and men drooling over Jemima`s legs? (and which men did you see drooling over Jemima??)

I think you should have have edited out everything from your article except for the following two lines:

``Is it any of my business if Jemima wishes to come unwrapped?

No. ``

samankhan #52 I should add that you should be ashamed of writing such prurient stuff on the internet. No wonder your husband gives you a good thrashing every other day!! ha! ha!

Re:#46

Chachaji, sorry!! Mujhe maaf kar dena....In the spirit of South Asian unity, I was actually defending poor Imran Khan by lashing out against bewafa gori babes....:)

Seriously though, east or west, desi women are the best. They have the optimal combination of beauty, brains and morals. Even the firangs are all crazy about our exotic beauties. And no, I am not frustrated here, been happily married for a long time to a wonderful woman.

``#55 by tahmed32 on September 20, 2004 8:11am PT
samankhan #52 I should add that you should be ashamed of writing such prurient stuff on the internet. No wonder your husband gives you a good thrashing every other day!! ha! ha! ``


Ha Ha ha,

I asked you a question long back. There was a widow your prophet married. He was not forced. He never beat her. She owned a business. Your prophet was her employee. He was perfectly ok with that. Did his job honestly. So much so, he actually earned ``her`` respect and married her.

There was a tradition of woman being a business owner before your god revealed eh?.

Same question. What happened? Islam?

Last time your answer was ... it is a good question. Answer Ha ha ha what happened?.

Does Islam allows woman to drive? Or ``just`` beat her?

You never had the guts, neither you will ever have one today, tomorrow or.

So you fancy beating a woman on net, Ha?

Yours truely

Yogiraj Patil

amit #46 I admire your loyalty to desi women, and am pleased to learn that you are happily married to a wonderful desi woman (and cha-cha ji wishes you a long and happy married life and bids you to go forth and multiply).

Nevertheless, I am afraid the reality remains unchanged from what I already mentioned: there are good eggs and bad eggs in every basket, so there are classy people and trashy people in every community. Kindly observe this article, for example.

Once again, also, I must therefore remind you not to generalize about people based on nationality, religion, or race. Lesser minds than yours are no doubt imprisoned in that simplistic view of the world - but you my friend have a choice!! Remain a prisoner with the lesser minds, or rise beyond them and set yourself free.

And realize that under the thin veneer of religion, nationality and race all God chillun are same-same (as my half-black and half-chinese friend would have said if he had existed).

yogiraj: To you is assigned CREIP Number 445 (CREIP = Chowk Registered Expert from India on Pakistan) Number 440. This particular type of creep is defined as one who drags has a never-ending obsession with ridiculing other people`s religions, and so drags religion into everything.

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[As Mrs. Imran Khan, Jemima had an air of respectability around her, whether or not she covered her hair or wore full-length clothes. Somehow, there was a certain innocence reflected on her face, a certain poise and dignified demeanor. As Hugh boy’s girl friend and playmate, she is looking like a witch, as one colleague put it. I agree.]

That`s why they say do not try to be someone that you are not. Let`s not forget that Imran married Jemima to be Mr. Goldsmith and not vice versa.

[I understand the current mantra is to flaunt it if you have it. But goris have been flaunting it for ages whether they had it or not. They just can’t live without flaunting it, is it? As Mrs. K, Jemima could have never done that, frolic with him openly on the beach, that is. So, was she itching to do it? Or as I said before, is it just an act of defiance? Her way of taking revenge and getting equal. For after all, hell knows no fury like a woman scorned. ]

This is a very amusing passage. Probably, Jemima was a bold woman and felt that her husband was not paying much attention to her and being a chimpanzee was more involved with the ugly looking politicians around him so she decided to move on. It`s her prerogative. No big deal! If goris can do that then why not brownies, wheatish and blackies take their appropriate steps when the need arises?

Thank you for not spelling out the gist of this feature!

#55,
Do not include my husband in your category of men.
He is a cut above woman bashers like you and a class apart.

And, just as it is none of my business if Jemima wishes to come unwrapped, it is none of your business to comment on what I write. You should be ashamed of writing such prurient posts on the internet. I wish your wife gives you a good thrashing every day for doing so.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

samankhan: you are a pathetic individual: everything i have written is based on the garbage you wrote in your article. you merely copy words i used (``prurient``) to correctly describe what you had written (i.e. your cheap references to other women) and use that in response - however, unlike you, i dont write garbage about other people on chowk and i dare you to back your use of the word ``prurient`` to describe my post by cutting and pasting anyting i have written.

i have wasted enough time with a cheapster moron like you, and will not be responding any more (unless i catch you lying again).

i would like to add that along with jemima khan having a fling after her divorce..recall atiqa odho who left her kids in the States and went to Pk to pursure her career...Zeba Bukhtiar..who i agree went through hell with Adnan Sami over her kid..has moved on aswell...its just that each individual has there own way of enjoying there freedom once they get it....getting divorced and then hooking up with ur first love..who amazingly also is divorced by then..is common practice in Asian societies..if the goras just keep it casual..i think v can allow them that they dont have the social and cultuaral restrains v have....as i said b4 its NOONES business wat she does...so get a life..but i think it became obvious when i read that your married..that you would be interested in gossip like this..its just a topic that middle class women can not resist!