Dusk

chowk staff,

please take this article(?) off the front page and bury it where it doesn`t see the light of day !........... it is really bothering me .......... if you don`t take it off, i will boycott the chowk for at least forty eight hours !!

# hamidm various:

My sentiments exactly. What`s with all this lingo and jargon? The only thing I got out of this is that this guy has a good vocab.. nothing more than that..

Or maybe we dont get it.. This is probably the lingo of the next gen... or the lingo of frat boys who never grew up ..

Thanks,
Avkrishna

........ i will bet you a dollar to a donut that ozerkhalid, moazmmudasr, husnaamglique, sul and sarahhashwani are one and the same person !!!! ........

.......... if not, and there are actually five people like that in the world, then we are in much bigger trouble than we thought !!!

Ozer #40 There is plenty of imagery, with a whiff of London and a touch of Paree. (ooops, go carried away myself there).

Whats the deal with the mockingbird not singing - something to do with that hillbilly lullaby (``hush little baby dont say a word, mama`s gonna git you a mockingbird, and if that mocking bird dont sing, mama`s gonna git you a diamond ring``)?? But you dont have mockingbirds in UK I think. So what`s the deal here: is it the materialistic greed that some people complain exists in the song (i.e. diamond ring?? for a baby??!!)??

hamidm is only making fun of this article because he wishes he had written it himself. So dont get discouraged.

This whole piece is so much mumbo-jumbo and little else.

Re: # 52

tahmed,

....... you old fox !.......... i agree - we should give this man a little more rope to hang himself with ! .........

``Dusk prays for me to transform. Blood-red buses blitz past the clobber. My blood-red patience wears thinner than a bulimia-laden epidemic. You are earnestly drinking and fair-mindedly chewing on Davidoffs. Spraining to invoke the illusion of permanence. There is NONE. ``

........ what the heck is clobber ??? ..... whoxse clobber is it ? .........and i have been trying to imagine a bulimia-red patience ..... i guess if you are a pretentious pompous ass you can make up anything you want, regardless of whether it makes any sense or not !!! .......... what the hell is ``fair-minded`` chewing on a cheap cigar ( you can get a box of twnty five 1000`s for less than 150 !) - no wonder we have bulimia .........spraining !!.... whoa !.......... my english teacher, the bandy legged ms flannagan, would have been proud of that one !.......... what the heck was wrong with good old ``straining`` ...... after all an old fashioned strain can cause a sprain if you try hard enough !!.............

........... pretentious, painful, and contrived !!!

p.s. chowk staff: please get this crap off the front page before i blow a gasket !

avkrishna, deja-who,

........... thank you guys for having the gonads to stand up to the tyranny of pompous fools who think they can pull the wool over our eyes .........

.......... however, i am still convinced this article is a hoax and the author will soon come out and admit it ........... if it is a serious piece of writing then, i am afraid, i am going to have to pull out my hair after a downing a fifth of scotch ........... i knew there was a reason why i never trusted people who drink chardonnay !

``On the table across pseudo-intellectual rhetoric slogans are tossed around the table like poker cards by Saville-Row sartorial spastics. ``........... no........i don`t have the energy to disect this piece of doodoo !

Re: # 55

Hamid M

To my delight i see you are one of my favourite fans !! I just logged on and was smitten by your shower of praises. So many of them in abundance !

Now ofcourse since I have to go out time does not license me to reciprocate this utter kindness.

Be sure when I log on next time

I will reward you with a present you least expected monsieur.

A present you have never ever received before.

Though please be waiting.

For it will shock even your beloved self.

Ciao.

hamidm bro:

cc is very cute and very chalaakoo;)

Just For Your Info only

rgds

t

I could not swallow any of this head-spinning tripe.

Re: # 57

t,

......... but what is the excuse for being dysfunctional when you are living under big ben ?

Re: # 58

urstruly,

......... finally, we agree on something !.....

hamidm:

i don`t know!

laikin aik baat hay bhai...afflictions of the mind recognises no agreed or disputed boundaries...translation: genius can be born anywhere

Re: # 61

t,

the last time i saw a genius he was sitting naked under a pipal tree hurling obscenities at the people passing by ! ......... potoharis, being rather simple folk, bowed in reverence and whispered, `` ay allah da banda poncheya hoya `` ......... i guess he had reached some kind of zenith ! .......... sometimes i feel that way after a few manhattans !

#59:

hamidm that dysfunctional in part I was out on the nadeem paracha`s sultan mints ... sorry for the confusion

digression:

chowk is not short of genuises ...or would that be genii?... pick any stone ..er thread here...and you will find the original jay, arjun, echo or their wannabee clones all reaffirming that the genius recognises no agreed or disputed boundary

t

Re: # 63

t,

........ i guess i am in good company !!! .....

....... i kind of liked sultan mints but, to tell you the truth, i think paracha should lay off the peyote - i guess nobody told him that we are in the twenty first century and psychaedlic drugs are out of fashion ........