Fauzia’s Rejection
A Bismil May 18, 2005
#49 Posted by temporal on May 18, 2005 4:53:25 pm
(long post)
bismil:
you should submit more often!
since some have taken up fozia`s support here...and other`s act as her detractors...i`d sit on the sideline...what with my fellow curmudgeon hamidm also stirring the pot:)
miriam:
(just for making me blush)
... i`d mention a disgusting incident...happened with me...sometime in the last century...(just protecting the ladies involved)...
my brother wanted to get married to a karachi gal...what with al-nikah min al sunnati... ..i think it means marriage is preferable to living in sin...or someting pretty close...arabic is a foreign language...experts tell me the living in sin applies only to marriage-able and i suppose willing-to ladies only...ok will cut out the legalese...they tell me this al-nikah min al sunnati... does not apply to slaves and concubines...this reminds me of a poem on ghungroo and mangal sut`r i did recently but for brevity`s sake i`d keep it out of here...where was i?
...yes my brother wanted a companion to do that legally...and we were here...(T.O.)...and all the eligible ladies we knew were of a more local disposition...meanig desi here...and he wanted the desi from there...now i do not do these favours for everybody...but as i have told you he was my brother...(still is..somethings cannot be changed)... i said i will sacrifice my holidays and we will visit karachi...in preparation for that visit i informed all my friends and relatives there of the holy nature and intent of our sojourn...all three of them...
...so now we arrive jetlagged and the same evening we went to this place for tea...the directions were very precise...turn right at the second chowrangi...turn left on the third road on the left...the one with the chassiss of a burned out car...there is a panwala on the next corner...ask him for hamidm sahib`s house....(ok this is better than making up a name..and brother hamid would not mind at all)...
...so we arrive at this place and are let in the drawing room..after noons can be .....er....stifling there...what with heat and humidity and dust...khair...in the living room we are seated....an old dadi amman comes in and says something...she is short...all the grannys i know are short...and bent...and is wearing white...oily hair....thick glasses....really thick lenses....and dirty on top...did i mention she had two teeth...left...i mean teeth left...maybe that is both of us felt the need for sub-titles....but this wasn`t a movie...i smiled...picking up a clue my stoic bro smiled...she smiled...
...then another old lady emerged...she was less bent but still in white and had oily hair...her words were a little more decipherable...she was the granny...that made the first one great granny...even though we were briefed a little the girl with tea tray was expected but had not materialised yet...there were some pictures of still older people in sepia toned photographs in frames that can be described as just this side of being labelled antique...the younger of the two old ladies tried to ascertain if my brother could talk...they had already seen his smile...everytime she would ask him something my brother would look at me... i felt like the third guy in the chair between nixon and mao...or between king fah`d and just about anyone...
...i know you want to know what happened...if my brother liked the lady...if she liked him...did they live happily every after...but patience...all in due course...so here we are...my brother is looking at me...in time the granny started examining my hands very closely...she watched my hands ( i thought) very carefully trying to see if i translated her queries in sign language for him to reply to her...at some point she spoke with sufficient clarity and my brother not only understood her question...god bless him... he also replied instantly...satisfied that my brother could listen and talk...she eased up and smiled some more...
...there were some more rustlings and we could hear some giggling...another lady enters the room...this is the mother...we had to nudge each other from falling asleep...6pm in karachi was like 4am here...there was a remarkable similiarity between the ladies...if my brother married their daughter we could see in 20 year intervals what she would look like...seeing we were sleepy the mother asked us if we wanted tea...did we!...tea came...
(ok have to rush out...so maybe another day?)
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#48 Posted by ShoreSahib on May 18, 2005 4:22:21 pm
Re: # 47
What a translation; Took me a while to figure out what you were saying!
Kisi key Baap ka kya jata hai. `` What goes of anyone`s father``
Funny!
What a translation; Took me a while to figure out what you were saying!
Kisi key Baap ka kya jata hai. `` What goes of anyone`s father``
Funny!
#47 Posted by ali1. on May 18, 2005 4:12:09 pm
#45 shoresahib,
It`s MY internet connection, MY credit card and MY PC...... bhai sahib what goes of anyone`s father, hian ji?
It`s MY internet connection, MY credit card and MY PC...... bhai sahib what goes of anyone`s father, hian ji?
#46 Posted by ali1. on May 18, 2005 4:08:41 pm
``those rare progressive desi single men``
errrr, you forgot to add effiminate... but anyways, yeah, we have some desi gays in SFO... ask shore sahib
errrr, you forgot to add effiminate... but anyways, yeah, we have some desi gays in SFO... ask shore sahib
#45 Posted by ShoreSahib on May 18, 2005 4:07:32 pm
Re: # 44
I think you have been downloading way too much Porn off the internet.
tsk tsk
I think you have been downloading way too much Porn off the internet.
tsk tsk
#44 Posted by ali1. on May 18, 2005 4:04:53 pm
``Fauzia stood in front a full length mirror, staring at her naked body. Her skin was a smooth mocha colored canvas of beauty on which were painted the dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery.``
Ahem... I slid my chair all the way under my table in anticipation of a XXX story, but afsoos....
Vaisay, I don`t think desi women have anything but ``dark chocolate areolas`` and ``black triangle of hidden mystery``........ Even with gori blondes, the triangle is black most of the time. Viva La Clairol!!
Ahem... I slid my chair all the way under my table in anticipation of a XXX story, but afsoos....
Vaisay, I don`t think desi women have anything but ``dark chocolate areolas`` and ``black triangle of hidden mystery``........ Even with gori blondes, the triangle is black most of the time. Viva La Clairol!!
#43 Posted by ShoreSahib on May 18, 2005 4:01:26 pm
``Dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery.``
I dont see what is the big deal. There is nothing obscene about it. The dark chocolate areolas and the black triangle of hidden mystery are symbols of a woman`s creative powers, her reproductive powers; the fountainhead of humanity.
Why is it that any sane and mature discussion of sexuality is percieved as `` GANDAGI``.
The Gandagi lies in the mind of those readers, the so-called patriarchal misogynistic goons of CHOWK.
How dare a woman bring herself to climax through masturbation. Chee Chee, Respectable Pakistani women are not even supposed to have Clitorises. Allah just created the clitoris by some quirk.
How dare a woman own up to the power of her reproductive organs, and dare say in public what men have always done. Ok maybe not Safe sex, but lots and lots of Masturbation.
I dont see what is the big deal. There is nothing obscene about it. The dark chocolate areolas and the black triangle of hidden mystery are symbols of a woman`s creative powers, her reproductive powers; the fountainhead of humanity.
Why is it that any sane and mature discussion of sexuality is percieved as `` GANDAGI``.
The Gandagi lies in the mind of those readers, the so-called patriarchal misogynistic goons of CHOWK.
How dare a woman bring herself to climax through masturbation. Chee Chee, Respectable Pakistani women are not even supposed to have Clitorises. Allah just created the clitoris by some quirk.
How dare a woman own up to the power of her reproductive organs, and dare say in public what men have always done. Ok maybe not Safe sex, but lots and lots of Masturbation.
#41 Posted by HP on May 18, 2005 3:46:13 pm
#40 echoboom
``Did you miss this also?
``dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery.
``
Yes! Completely! You really pay attention. I think you are XXX or why would you read such gandagi so meticulously?
What this world is coming down to.. Mullah posting about chocolate areolas and hidden mystery. Internet is bad influence you man!
``Did you miss this also?
``dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery.
``
Yes! Completely! You really pay attention. I think you are XXX or why would you read such gandagi so meticulously?
What this world is coming down to.. Mullah posting about chocolate areolas and hidden mystery. Internet is bad influence you man!
#40 Posted by echoboom on May 18, 2005 3:38:35 pm
HP:39
Did you miss this also?
``dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery.
Correction: I`m YYY maniac.
Did you miss this also?
``dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery.
Correction: I`m YYY maniac.
#39 Posted by HP on May 18, 2005 3:32:06 pm
#36
Now I don’t wanna turn this into some cheap sex experience discussion but Echo you really liked that Safe Sex, Masturbation and climax part. I skipped over it because I thought it was indecent to even read such things…But you… XXX Maniac!
Now I don’t wanna turn this into some cheap sex experience discussion but Echo you really liked that Safe Sex, Masturbation and climax part. I skipped over it because I thought it was indecent to even read such things…But you… XXX Maniac!
#38 Posted by echoboom on May 18, 2005 3:27:58 pm
jang:37
Did you read the article?
& my post?
........``but what are you recommending here, circumcision?``.....
for you? sure!
Did you read the article?
& my post?
........``but what are you recommending here, circumcision?``.....
for you? sure!
#37 Posted by jang on May 18, 2005 3:21:59 pm
#36 echo, i got to agree that there is no such a thing as safe sex bet two individuals. but what are you recommending here, circumcision?
#36 Posted by echoboom on May 18, 2005 3:14:27 pm
...``She practiced safe sex and masturbated herself into climax regularly........
Now this is the creme-de-la-creme of the story. This is the stuff which separates an ordinary piece of swamp-reporting from the salinityand water-logged bog where english Literature erupts. Where rushdicks bloom like cactii and where WolfeVaginas blossom like briars.
A lot of stuff is between the lines & before the periods. For example it is silent the kind of equipment she used for safe-sex.
Then, this word `regularly` makes the whole exercise so matter-of-fact, so clinical, so dreamlike--that it moves it one notch up into cloud 9 & a 1/2 . `regularly`--this word cascaded out of the authors` keyboard and started talking here. As if it was not regular then there was no nirvanaa. Never knew there were other areas in a female anatomy where it is healthy to be `regular`.
Fantasizing BS this is ; 100% homespun autobiographical.
Arranged: Prince Charles to Diana
Deranged: Prince Charles to Camilla; Diana to Dodi etc etc etc.
Most goraa marriages are deranged. There is a divine-darwinian plan to keep them from evolving.
So it is and so shall it be written
PS: If she had shown her ..``dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery..`` I could have accepted her ; if & only if she was a BMW...
Thanks Urstruly for a long lost memory
Now this is the creme-de-la-creme of the story. This is the stuff which separates an ordinary piece of swamp-reporting from the salinityand water-logged bog where english Literature erupts. Where rushdicks bloom like cactii and where WolfeVaginas blossom like briars.
A lot of stuff is between the lines & before the periods. For example it is silent the kind of equipment she used for safe-sex.
Then, this word `regularly` makes the whole exercise so matter-of-fact, so clinical, so dreamlike--that it moves it one notch up into cloud 9 & a 1/2 . `regularly`--this word cascaded out of the authors` keyboard and started talking here. As if it was not regular then there was no nirvanaa. Never knew there were other areas in a female anatomy where it is healthy to be `regular`.
Fantasizing BS this is ; 100% homespun autobiographical.
Arranged: Prince Charles to Diana
Deranged: Prince Charles to Camilla; Diana to Dodi etc etc etc.
Most goraa marriages are deranged. There is a divine-darwinian plan to keep them from evolving.
So it is and so shall it be written
PS: If she had shown her ..``dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery..`` I could have accepted her ; if & only if she was a BMW...
Thanks Urstruly for a long lost memory
#35 Posted by slan on May 18, 2005 3:05:26 pm
If one were to speculate on the further turn of events in this story(although it is magnanimous of Jhon to have been willing to enter into a wedlock and not insist on being a `partner` with no resposibilities) ,what were the chances of Fauzia and her dear Jhon cheating on each other,divorcing each other,putting there children through the trauma and raising them up as single parents or maybe even abondoning them?In short screwing their lives seriously.
While the western culture has its advantages,they come at a cost.Its is not all goody goody.It is flawed in itself.They dont always live happily everafter.
While the western culture has its advantages,they come at a cost.Its is not all goody goody.It is flawed in itself.They dont always live happily everafter.
#34 Posted by sajal on May 18, 2005 3:02:53 pm
Well done!!! powerful !!
It is a miracle how girls survive through this horrible process of picking and choosing.
It is a miracle how girls survive through this horrible process of picking and choosing.
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