Fauzia’s Rejection

Re: # 271

What a truly vile and poor excuse for a man are you.

Lanat hai

Mian tum pey

Bay Hayayi ki Hudd hoti hai

Na Khwateen ka lehaaz, na izzat.


Temporal, Sajal, Saminasha, Miriamk and Amrita have pegged you right. Tuff hai.

#270:

* what did amrita say to rile you so much?
* do you laugh heartily at your own jokes?
* what do you think of qur`an desecration?
* what do you think of muslims who do not read arabic, nor understand it, nor follow qur`anic guidelines in spirit going on a rampage?

and finally

* is suicide bombing allowed in the qur`an?

rgds

t

Re: # 269

Samina honey,

Please read carefully...your lenses are fogged up.

Who said anything about

1. my contemplating suicide at this point in my life? Or
2. my contemplating a polyandrous arrangement? With YOU? You are on Prozac, aren`t you? LOL

But you can propose if it makes you feel better; I`ll pretend to commit suicide by allowing you to smother me with your suffocating affections. But you`ll have to smother me with your suffocating affections, okay? No pretending there, alright? I think that`ll be very therapeutic for you.

Ciao

Re: # 263

Amrita,

Since the legendary interpretor temporal is absent after caughing a large hairball. I`ll translate my #252 for you :-)~~

Re: # 240

Amrita,

Your puzzling curiosity has been answered in my last post to you.

However, in my effort to figuring out your logic from ``But as a matter of logic I find it puzzling that when given a choice, he chose to go to the relatively decadent UAE than the purer Iran, which is apparently doing extremely well.``, are you suggesting that ALL Muslims who find Iran, or any country for that matter, to be a shinning example, should abandon their current nests for the decadence to thrive and spread instead of trying to correct them, O beautiful maiden?

WOW...I am astounded by your logic, O beautiful maiden.

With due respect to your nascent intelligence, we consider it a chicken exit.

Besides, what difference that would be making jee, if I`m in UAE, Iran, Pak, Timbuktu, etc? I`ll still be doing what I`m doing here.

Looking at the ``size`` of your rebuttal, as well as the ``content``, your bottom line seems to be that your vain ``rebuttal`` was to assist your Desperately Seeking Saminasha in her Islam bashing without a rhyme or reason out of blind-gender-love (to save her progressively wilting face) instead of logic and rationale.

Nyet Sahib,

So you WILL commit suicide if I propose for you?

Amrita,

Get the papers ready and get Nyet Sahib to a shaadi salon! ;)

Re: # 263

Amrita,

I apologize for my assumption that you understand hindi or have an IQ high enough to understand jokes.

Anyway... the actual response to your query is in #248. Even though my post #252 directs you there too, I suppose you were too consumed with Saminasha`s marital status and polyandrous fantasies.

The emphasis was not to seek her hand in a polyandrous arrangement. Perhaps I`ll give it a thought when I`m when contemplating suicide. Rather it was to stress that she sought your help in defending the indefensible. But you fell for the Desperately Seeking Susan bit. How old are you, sweetie?

If you notice, she`s still trying to rouse me in #262......and then you say she`s doesn`t want me??? lol

[I hope these imbeciles get this simple joke...lol]

Re: # 262

Samina honey,

Take a cold shower or pop a Prozac. You seem too steamed up with the ``drag vernacular``. Better yet, if you try to stand on your legs, instead of your head, everything will make perfect sense to you.

Re: # 256

Sajjal bibi,

I`ll try my best to tailor this response like a mini-skirt, i.e. long enough to cover the subject and short enough to keep it interesting.

Upon losing the ongoing arguments, in frustration your ilk has sought to turn the ``labor pains, barefeet and pregnant`` in my joke into a ``nigger`` thing. Lord have mercy. All the while relishing the ``smooth mocha colored canvas of beauty on which were painted the dark chocolate areolas and a black triangle of hidden mystery`` of this article.

Neither was it out of line from polyandry bit by a few wise-ass pseudo-Mames here.

While they were giggling over one for groceries, one for babies, etc., I posed another question as per arrangements of having children with all their husbands to be. All in the same vein as theirs. Too bad if it killed their joked. Frankly I was hoping you guys were more intelligent.

It was as per your westernized paradigm of ``gender equality``.

And then you guys complain why there`s an uproar over a recent cartoon.

Several ``responses`` in my mind are dying to rub the masturbating bit in your face: ``And poor mrs NTsyed sitting all alone while her husband keeps busy posting long meaningless posts and masturbating over his cheap shots.``. Some are down right hilarious too. But having given up my unIslamic ways and considering your seemingly tender age and sheltered past, I`ll let it slide. Waisay bhi, bechari Asma Jahangir & Co seem quite incapacitated these days.

I hope you enjoy the skirt, i.e. it covers your subject and remains interesting ;-)~~

cheers

Urstruly Sahib:

Again, with all due respect I truly appreciate you making the concession of clarifying your posts in the future. And I really think my dad will get a kick out of your cheap shot at my ethics, values, and customs. He has a great capacity for humor and laughter :).

Re: # 261

The intended audience for my ``urdu`` posts are those people who have their roots in their own land and understand its languages, values, ethics, and customs. The first artcle that I posted was by Hafiz Shafiq-ur-Rehman and it was a masterpiece of urdu prose that is impossible to be translated at least by a mortal like me. I see that someone did translate it for you but the intended meaning was lost in translation or was that because of selcetive quoting? Anyway, I will try to clarify my posts in future but not today.

Re: # 252

nt sahib you seem to have been taking zeena lessons. or maybe you`re trying to be funny. either way, you really should have stuck to one language, you`re incomprehensible as it is so you dont need to take any extra help.

I only understood two lines from that post - ``desperately seeking saminasha`` and ``Why should I leave uae``.

I cant help you with Samina coz I think she`s already married and even if she feels like going in for polyandry, from certain things she`s let slip in the past I get the feeling that she doesnt share your high opinion of yourself so no go... sorry.

As for you leaving UAE - I would have thought someone as brilliant as you would have figured it out by now: Iran is a place which you [and others on this site] are quick to point out as the best example of Islamic living. You like everything about it - their political system, their laws, their attitudes and you would like to see it replicated. Now, you live abroad in Iran`s neighborhood. But the place in which you live is a place that doesnt follow your ideas of the ideal and it is moreover a place where you are unlikely to get the right to campaign for your ideas. So there is Iran [a place full of economic opportunity an ideological brother of yours said on the Frankenstein board I think], right next to you and here is Allah working in mysterious ways to bring up its name in front of you a dozen times a day through this site and there you are - quibbling over which language to use and petulantly posting that Allah hasnt come, picked you up and deposited you in Iran.

So why arent you in Iran?

NyetSahib,

Why the drag queen vernacular? A bit odd coming from a self proclaimed mullahwannabe....unless of course, you represent not The House of Saud, but Ultra-Omni....

Urstruly Sahib:

With all due respect, please take pity on illiterate folk like me who don`t understand Urdu as well as they probably should. Or if you insist on posting in Urdu at least provide a translation.

So far, all I have managed to cull from the comments is that you think NGOs are the devil`s offspring. And from your last post I understood (thanks to ShoreSahib) that you find analogies between certain animals and women amusing.

Inspite of our ideological differences, I would like to understand your overriding point. I know, perish the thought! But truly, a translation would be appreciated once in awhile. Thanks.

NGOs


the NGO debate is full of pitfalls in the absence of transparent accountability


* there are west based and local NGOs that declare full transparency...where full financial stream can be traced and questioned....

** then there are foreign as well as major local players that hide and camouflage their financial trail...

Re: # 258

That`s ok, we are always open and available for debate (except today)

Re: 257
Mr Urstruly,

I think Sajal has the right prescription for dealing with ``.....`` like you.