Fauzia’s Rejection

Re: # 223

He is now a barking dog

Sumo honey,

In the name of Allah, the Oft Forgiving and Most Merciful: I Forgive you! But`s it`s imperative you see a shrink ASAP.

sincerely,
ntsyed :-)~~

Re: # 216

temporal,

That`s a might big hairball for a kitten your size, ain`t it? ........lol

Since NYET Sahib seems to be incapable of providing any substantial evidence to back his hysterical and inaccurate claims, or at least seems not to have read a book or article written by someone ideologically neutral, I now call for the official demotion of his credibility.

He is now a barking dog, and not fit for response.

Towards NYET Sahib`s post,


IRAN?

Re: # 215

``Amrita``

UAE

:-)~~

Zahra,

Lets be real....

We should run a poll on chowk and find out which gender is more educated and gainfully employed....salt on wounds and all that....


Plus, did you actually read Not a Syed`s post? I stopped....he seems to be overstimulated....

Re: # 213

Slan,

Thank you for a touching gesture. I appreciate that.

:)

Re: # 217

Asif: I guess our taste is quite different. And, that`s fine. I am not into following such shariah which is developed to support men and is created by men. You are more than welcome to take refuge behind the man-made shariah. I am thinking of hanging out with the ``wise woman`` who talks about at least 4 plus men. Between you and me, I think she is coming back at men who chant the myth on 4 wives :)

I am glad that we have a majnun on Chowk. Can the ranjha, maheenvaal, and farhad raise their hands to complete the Club of Romantics?

Thank You All!

ZahraJ: it seems you don`t like looking at pics of ulema...oh well...(it WAS in context of my post).

as for your comments about my comments to echoboom--well that is the shariah position if you don`t like it there`s not much i can do really. unless you can bring evidence from shariah that polygymy is not allowed or that asking the first wive`s permission is a condition of marrying again in which case i am happy to be corrected..

i pray everyday to become a majnun in the love of the Prophet insha Allah...i would be happy to be a `lunatic` then...

best wishes too!

my usual caveat for the humour imparied;)

(this would be his reply)


amrita:

thanks for your concern. i am not in the following country or city. now what is your question


Afghanistan Kabul Albania Tirane Algeria Algiers Andorra Andorra la Vella Angola Luanda Antigua and Barbuda Saint John`s Argentina Buenos Aires Armenia Yerevan Australia Canberra Austria Vienna Azerbaijan Baku The Bahamas Nassau Bahrain Manama Bangladesh Dhaka Barbados Bridgetown Belarus Minsk Belgium Brussels Belize Belmopan Benin Porto-Novo Bhutan Thimphu Bolivia La Paz (administrative) Sucre (judicial) Bosnia and Herzegovina Sarajevo Botswana Gaborone Brazil Brasilia Brunei Bandar Seri Begawan Bulgaria Sofia Burkina Faso Ouagadougou Burundi Bujumbura Cambodia Phnom Penh Cameroon Yaounde Canada Ottawa Cape Verde Praia Central African Republic Bangui Chad N`Djamena Chile Santiago China Beijing Colombia Bogota Comoros Moroni Congo, Republic of the Brazzaville Congo, Democratic Republic of the Kinshasa Costa Rica San Jose Cote d`Ivoire Yamoussoukro (official) Abidjan (de facto) Croatia Zagreb Cuba Havana Cyprus Nicosia Czech Republic Prague Denmark Copenhagen Djibouti Djibouti Dominica Roseau Dominican Republic Santo Domingo East Timor Dili Ecuador Quito Egypt Cairo El Salvador San Salvador Equatorial Guinea Malabo Eritrea Asmara Estonia Tallinn Ethiopia Addis Ababa Fiji Suva Finland Helsinki France Paris Gabon Libreville The Gambia Banjul Georgia Tbilisi Germany Berlin Ghana Accra Greece Athens Grenada Saint George`s Guatemala Guatemala City Guinea Conakry Guinea-Bissau Bissau Guyana Georgetown Haiti Port-au-Prince Honduras Tegucigalpa Hungary Budapest Iceland Reykjavik India New Delhi Indonesia Jakarta Iran Tehran Iraq Baghdad Ireland Dublin Israel Jerusalem Italy Rome Jamaica Kingston Japan Tokyo Jordan Amman Kazakhstan Astana Kenya Nairobi Kiribati Tarawa Korea, North Pyongyang Korea, South Seoul Kuwait Kuwait City Kyrgyzstan Bishtek Laos Vientiane Latvia Riga Lebanon Beirut Lesotho Maseru Liberia Monrovia Libya Tripoli Liechtenstein Vaduz Lithuania Vilnius Luxembourg Luxembourg Macedonia Skopje Madagascar Antananarivo Malawi Lilongwe Malaysia Kuala Lumpur Maldives Male Mali Bamko Malta Valletta Marshall Islands Majuro Mauritania Nouakchott Mauritius Port Louis Mexico Mexico City Federated States of Micronesia Palikir Moldova Chisinau Monaco Monaco Mongolia Ulaanbaatar Morocco Rabat Mozambique Maputo Myanmar (Burma) Rangoon Namibia Windhoek Nauru Yaren District Nepal Kathmandu Netherlands Amsterdam New Zealand Wellington Nicaragua Managua Niger Niamey Nigeria Abuja Norway Oslo Oman Muscat Pakistan Islamabad Palau Koror Panama Panama City Papua New Guinea Port Moresby Paraguay Asuncion Peru Lima Philippines Manila Poland Warsaw Portugal Lisbon Qatar Doha Romania Bucharest Russia Moscow Rwanda Kigali Saint Kitts and Nevis Basseterre Saint Lucia Castries Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Kingstown Samoa Apia San Marino San Marino Sao Tome and Principe Sao Tome Senegal Dakar Serbia and Montenegro (Yugoslavia) Belgrade Seychelles Victoria Sierra Leone Freetown Singapore Singapore Slovakia Bratislava Slovenia Ljubljana Solomon Islands Honiara Somalia Mogadishu South Africa Pretoria (administrative) Cape Town (legislative) Bloemfontein (judiciary) Spain Madrid Sri Lanka Colombo Sudan Khartoum Suriname Paramaribo Swaziland Mbabana Sweden Stockholm Switzerland Bern Syria Damascus Taiwan Taipei Tajikistan Dushanbe Tanzania Dar es Salaam Thailand Bangkok Togo Lome Tonga Nuku`alofa Trinidad and Tobago Port-of-Spain Tunisia Tunis Turkey Ankara Turkmenistan Ashgabat Tuvalu Funafuti Uganda Kampala Ukraine Kiev United Arab Emirates Abu Dhabi United Kingdom London United States Washington D.C. Uruguay Montevideo Uzbekistan Tashkent Vanuatu Port-Vila Vatican City (Holy See) Vatican City Venezuela Caracas Vietnam Hanoi Yemen Sanaa Zambia Lusaka Zimbabwe Harare

was`salam

ntsyed

dear nt sahib, self confessed chowkie comic and brilliant matrimonial catch:

which country do you live in?

pls dont write me 1500 words as you usually do to all those who address you, pls dont bother to examine this message minutely [i still only want to know the name of the country]. In fact dont even write me 15 words unless the name of the country runs into 15 words.

just head your post ``Amrita`` or give the number of the interact and tell me the name of the country. i promise this is not an attempt to hunt you down and make you marry me at gun point or even kidnap you and force you into sex with a powerful prostitute thus giving you a STD. i simply want to put a question to you and I would like to know the name of your country of residence first.

thanks.

Sajal

Your # 129 is among the wiser statements we find on Chowk.

Re: # 206

good luck with your endeavour!!

Re: # 207

Still no commitment from you to actually DO something to help the oppressed Pakistani women beyond YappING, and counter mullah Edhi and others of his ilk??? That`s so sad :(~~

1. I R A N

2. AGAIN...Google it out, or Cluster it, or Visit your Department of inJustice-USA for the statistics so you have no doubt that I doctored them to silence you.

I also know you are particularly an disgusting and worthless example of a human being...

Firstly, if you KNEW me, you`d be on your hands and knees begging me and my zoja-mohterma to let you fill the second slot of my Islamically entitled four marriages.

Anyway, let`s assess your following comment:
particularly an disgusting and worthless example of a human being...but even a jackass such as yourself .... hmmm

Give it up Sumo Sahiba! Your resorting to personal insults strongly suggests you`re:

- out of intelligent arguments,

AND

- tired of dancing around your own elusive lines in the sand and being caught every single time doing so,

AND

- exhausted of your pathetic arrogance to not answer a simple question repeatedly put forth before you lest it highlights your inept keyboard activism,

AND

- ``progressively`` constipated to offer an intelligent argument instead of bashing notions that you disagree with,

- etc, etc, etc....lol

The regression in your etiquette definitely qualifies you for the title of Loooo-hooo-hooo-hoooo-hooozzzzeRRRRRRRR!.

...pregnant woman ``fat``
Allah is my wintess, I don`t know if you`re pregnant, nor do I know if you`re FAT; for all I know you may not even be a woman but a woe-man or a drag. (Certainly your hard-drive doesn`t seem to be configured as FAT32, if anything at all, not to mention your faulty processor.) Thus, the ``fatty`` comment couldn`t have, and WAS NOT pointed at you. Though on your part it amply demonstrates you`re taking things personally...specifically your personal failure to discern the obvious meanings and references viz ``fatty``!

Other than that, kindly cite ONE example when, where, or how I might have equated a pregnant woman as fat or vice versa.

....but from what I`ve learned from desi fundos, the depths of stupidity are unfathomable....
In case your frustrated Unambiguous State of Absolute Confusion is unable to distinguish, the inability to FATHOM (as in unfathomable) is the very definition of STUPIDITY. In this case, your own joke is on you.......LOL

Furthermore, you wouldn`t suffer hysteria or frustration if you had LEARNED something from ANY ONE!

Rest assured being a man of command on several cultures and their various dimensions, as well as fluent in several languages I could very easily bestow some very descriptive titles on you that are guaranteed to set you on fire and over-fry your eggs within before they hatch the twinkle of your eyes.

But in my constant endeavors to become a better Muslim with every passing day, I shall not stoop to your level and shall not shatter your misplaced and over-inflated feminine ego and self-esteem any more than you`ve already managed to damage them.

Thus, I forgive you.

Now, please go and lie down on a shrink`s couch, take some intellectual laxatives, breath some fresh air, tuck your ovaries back inside before you crush them yourself, or do whatever you need to do to GET A LIFE in this world and hereafter!

May Allah bless your soul before and after you, ameen!

Zahra jee:
#203
:)

The libertine nerve of her, let’s lynch the woman! ;)

#206
lol

ShoreSahib:
#189

I appreciate you going as far as you did. I’m sure that was intolerable enough. Mr. Urstruly truly has some elevated ideas :).

Temporaljee:
#190

Well, why didn’t Mr. Urstruly just say so in the first place!! All that unnecessary obfuscation and verbosity…..really!! Thanks for cracking the code ;).

#192
In the wise words of Shelley (feel free to substitute any city you like for London; NYC, Karachi, etc….you get the picture):

Hell is a city much like London—
A populous and a smoky city;
There are all sorts of people undone,
And there is little or no fun done;
Small justice shown, and still less pity.