Fauzia’s Rejection

``those rare progressive desi single men``

errrr, you forgot to add effiminate... but anyways, yeah, we have some desi gays in SFO... ask shore sahib

Re: # 47
What a translation; Took me a while to figure out what you were saying!

Kisi key Baap ka kya jata hai. `` What goes of anyone`s father``


Funny!

#45 shoresahib,

It`s MY internet connection, MY credit card and MY PC...... bhai sahib what goes of anyone`s father, hian ji?

(long post)

bismil:

you should submit more often!

since some have taken up fozia`s support here...and other`s act as her detractors...i`d sit on the sideline...what with my fellow curmudgeon hamidm also stirring the pot:)

miriam:

(just for making me blush)

... i`d mention a disgusting incident...happened with me...sometime in the last century...(just protecting the ladies involved)...

my brother wanted to get married to a karachi gal...what with al-nikah min al sunnati... ..i think it means marriage is preferable to living in sin...or someting pretty close...arabic is a foreign language...experts tell me the living in sin applies only to marriage-able and i suppose willing-to ladies only...ok will cut out the legalese...they tell me this al-nikah min al sunnati... does not apply to slaves and concubines...this reminds me of a poem on ghungroo and mangal sut`r i did recently but for brevity`s sake i`d keep it out of here...where was i?

...yes my brother wanted a companion to do that legally...and we were here...(T.O.)...and all the eligible ladies we knew were of a more local disposition...meanig desi here...and he wanted the desi from there...now i do not do these favours for everybody...but as i have told you he was my brother...(still is..somethings cannot be changed)... i said i will sacrifice my holidays and we will visit karachi...in preparation for that visit i informed all my friends and relatives there of the holy nature and intent of our sojourn...all three of them...

...so now we arrive jetlagged and the same evening we went to this place for tea...the directions were very precise...turn right at the second chowrangi...turn left on the third road on the left...the one with the chassiss of a burned out car...there is a panwala on the next corner...ask him for hamidm sahib`s house....(ok this is better than making up a name..and brother hamid would not mind at all)...

...so we arrive at this place and are let in the drawing room..after noons can be .....er....stifling there...what with heat and humidity and dust...khair...in the living room we are seated....an old dadi amman comes in and says something...she is short...all the grannys i know are short...and bent...and is wearing white...oily hair....thick glasses....really thick lenses....and dirty on top...did i mention she had two teeth...left...i mean teeth left...maybe that is both of us felt the need for sub-titles....but this wasn`t a movie...i smiled...picking up a clue my stoic bro smiled...she smiled...

...then another old lady emerged...she was less bent but still in white and had oily hair...her words were a little more decipherable...she was the granny...that made the first one great granny...even though we were briefed a little the girl with tea tray was expected but had not materialised yet...there were some pictures of still older people in sepia toned photographs in frames that can be described as just this side of being labelled antique...the younger of the two old ladies tried to ascertain if my brother could talk...they had already seen his smile...everytime she would ask him something my brother would look at me... i felt like the third guy in the chair between nixon and mao...or between king fah`d and just about anyone...

...i know you want to know what happened...if my brother liked the lady...if she liked him...did they live happily every after...but patience...all in due course...so here we are...my brother is looking at me...in time the granny started examining my hands very closely...she watched my hands ( i thought) very carefully trying to see if i translated her queries in sign language for him to reply to her...at some point she spoke with sufficient clarity and my brother not only understood her question...god bless him... he also replied instantly...satisfied that my brother could listen and talk...she eased up and smiled some more...

...there were some more rustlings and we could hear some giggling...another lady enters the room...this is the mother...we had to nudge each other from falling asleep...6pm in karachi was like 4am here...there was a remarkable similiarity between the ladies...if my brother married their daughter we could see in 20 year intervals what she would look like...seeing we were sleepy the mother asked us if we wanted tea...did we!...tea came...

(ok have to rush out...so maybe another day?)

lve,

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``She was asked out on many dates and went on many dates. She practiced safe sex and masturbated herself into climax regularly. She got a degree and a good job.``

More power to Fauzia but you don`t need to go to vilayat for that these days.

Raw Dust,

I`m quite fine, thanks. But Ammu, the protagonist was punished for daring to exercise her sexual agency. Roy created a more complex woman character that literally dwarfed her entitled and oily brother Chacko....as far as I`m concerned, Roy could die happy knowing her first novel is a tour de force.

Echoboom Sahib,

For once I am in agreement with you. I am waiting for a heroine far more exciting than one that has the courage to practice self determination....I am looking for my muse-the desi woman who captures, interrogates, tortures and beats to death frothing fundos....that I think, would excite all of us literary types to no end...much better than mere sexual agency, dont you think?

ShoreSahib
# 43

Such enlightened ideas. Please keep them coming. They are an antidote to…well whatever it is that’s transpiring here.

How predictable and sad that a woman (in this case Fauzia) claims her identity (thereby her sexuality) and on cue enter modesty proselytizing mullahs and their smitten acolytes. But what I really find preposterous is that their argument is being peddled as anything less than a clarion call for patriarchy (as if it was in any danger of crumbling in the first place).

Shorejee, what to do…we are a repressed culture, which insists on categorizing a woman as either a virgin, or whore. And the rest of us who don’t conform to one of the two prescribed labels are to be relegated to the hinterland where we won’t cause too much of a ruckus!

Temporal
#49

:)…..I await with bated breath for “just for making me blush part deux”. After all, it’s
the chai scene. Does the girl come in, her heart aflutter in anticipation, trying to
precariously balance a chai ki tray? Does she then drop the chai ka cup on one
of the two of you? One can only hope ;).

Bismil,
you writing up to rejection is good except embarking on free and safe sex.
I am looking forward the day , when girls would be bold enough to simply reject the other party.Most of the girls have adopted the wrong way.First they get married and then after 2,3 months they leave the guy on the pretext of his simple.And some of them take revenge
by returning the ring next day.I think it`s the better option.son and his mother would be cautious next time.

Re: # 55
hahahaha.... Now i understand wot those goris meant in chat rooms. asking me ``how big is yr John`` ``Do u have a big John or small`` ``is yr John straight or twisted`` ``yr John sleeping or hard``..

Re: # 55
hahahaha.... Now i understand wot those goris meant in chat rooms. asking me ``how big is yr John`` ``Do u have a big John or small`` ``is yr John straight or twisted`` ``yr John sleeping or hard``..

Why did she marry a John?

From google-

Definitions of john on the Web:

toilet: a room equipped with toilet facilities
youngest son of Henry II; King of England from 1199 to 1216; succeeded to the throne on the death of his brother Richard I; lost his French possessions; in 1215 John was compelled by the barons to sign the Magna Carta (1167-1216)
(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; traditionally said to be the author of the 4th Gospel and three epistles and the book of Revelation
whoremaster: a prostitute`s customer
the last of the four Gospels in the New Testament
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John is a common English male`s name. It is pronounced identically as the etymologically distinct name Jon, which is frequently treated as a variant spelling of John.
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John (``Jack``) Russell, ``The Sporting Parson`` was an enthusiastic hunter and dog breeder as well as an ordained minister. He was reputed to be a man who enjoyed good living.
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A john (U.S.) or a punter (U.K.) is a male client of a prostitute, particularly in the case of street prostitution. Although these are slang terms, they are used by both prostitutes and police in their respective countries. Some male clients from the United States prefer to call themselves ```mongers``, short for whoremonger, a word that has expanded from its meaning of a pimp or bawd, who dealt in whores as a fishmonger deals in fish, to include anyone keeping the company of whores. Yet another
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John (or O`NIELL) O`neill (VC, MM) was a Scottish recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest and most prestigious award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces.
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(1.) One who, with Annas and Caiaphas, sat in judgment on the apostles Peter and John (Acts 4:6). He was of the kindred of the high priest; otherwise unknown.
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one of the twelve apostles and brother of James, son of Zebedee. He was inspired by God to write the fourth Gospel and the 3 letters bearing his name.
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A person who patronizes prostitutes.
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(p. 371): Omitted are Constellations (anth 1980), which assembles juvenile sf, and Gollancz/Sunday Times SF Competition Stories (anth 1985), which he edited anonymously, assembling the best material from that competition.
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Bowie`s friend and fellow musician in early collaborations with Bowie in the Buzz and Feathers bands. He played rhythm guitar on the Japanese Tour and on the 3 rd UK Tour.
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Concise Encyclopedia Article Page 1 of 1
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(1792-1855) and Sarah “Sally” (Parker) Hall (1790-1859) were married in 1812 at Rich Square. John was the son of John and Miriam (Grant) Hall. He was born in 1792. Sarah was the daughter of Jeremiah and Keren (Newby) Parker. She was born in 1790 at Rich Square. In 1818 they transferred to Whitewater Monthly Meeting in Wayne County, Indiana. They were granted a certificate to Milford Monthly Meeting in Wayne County in 1830. There children were Martha (1812), Phinehas (1814), Robert (1817), Moses (1819), Sarah (1826), John (1828), and Joseph (1831). John died in 1855. Sarah died in
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(Lackland, Softsword), weak-willed and treacherous, but crippled from the start by inflation and baronial opposition to further taxation. Crowned with the support of the Norman barons against his nephew Arthur`s claims (by primogeniture), he became Arthur`s guardian. 2
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In the usage under consideration, this term refers to the fourth book of the New Testament, ``The Gospel according to John.`` He was one of the twelve apostles chosen by Christ. The significance of the asterisk in this connection is to indicate the characteristic manner in which references to the Bible are made. ``John 3:16`` designates the book (John), the chapter (3), and the verse (16).
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1. a policeman. 2. the toilet.
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English: from the Hebrew name Yochanan ‘Jehova has favoured (me with a son)’, [considerable other information given].
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Gale Reference Team
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``Jehovah is a gracious giver``
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c. 90–110. Brown does not give a consensus view for John, but these are dates as propounded by C KBarrett, among others. The majority view is that it was written in stages, so there was no one date of composition
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owner of Cockamamie`s collectible shop whose homosexuality upset Homer; voiced by John Waters
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Miriamk Sahiba,

Re:53

Not very many desi folk can digest the liberality of my thoughts. I do appreciate your candor.
Thank you.

I agree with you. In our culture i.e. South Asian; a woman is either a virgin or a whore.

Lara-Lappa Lara-Lappa

The first song where beautiful women use their feminine charming-ways to do adam-teasing: Now which man would not melt listening to such Killer-Beevees & not shower them with roses & diamonds

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Lyrics , written in 1941.

only for nice giggle-giggle sweet beautiful girls of CHOWK:
Amazons, faminazis, battle-axes, dick-ban-dykes, and butch-bitches may read & listen but they are stricly forbidden to laugh while gritting & grinding their teeth.
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Click & begin:

Lata:
lara lappa lara lappa layi rakhda (3)
aditappa aditappa layi rakhda
o dey kar jhoothe lare (2)
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda (2)

babuji ki baat nirali (2)
dil bhi khaali jeb bhi khaali (2)
o phir bhi akarR dikhaye
o babuji, phir bhi akarR dikhaye
o babuji, samajh na aaye re
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda (2)

babuji se maange paisey (2)
babuji bole: paise kaisey? (2)
jaa lein dein par khaak mohabbat paak!
barRaye farmaa gaye hain
len den par khaak mohabbat paak
barRe farmaa gaye hain
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
Female Chorus:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
Lata:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
Female Chorus:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
Lata:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
o dey kar jhoothe larey (3)
Female Chorus:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda (2)

Lata:
aaj kal ke gentlemen (2)
rehte hain hardam bechain
khaali jeb matakte nain (2)
kaam kare na kaaj (2)
phir bhi akarR dikhaye
o babuji, phir bhi akad dikhaye
o babuji, samajh na aaye re
Female Chorus:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda (2)

G.M Durrani: ( Male voice)
aaj kal ki naariyan (2)
hai muft ki bemariyaan, bemariyaan
raat din mardon se larRney ki
kareN tayyariyan, tayyariyan
(kaam kuch karti nahin
aur bandhti hain saarRiyaan) (2)
Male Chorus:
lara lappa ... rakhdi, aditappa ... rakhdi
Female Chorus:
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
o dekh kar jhoothe lare
Male Chorus:
o dekh kar jhoothe lare

Lata:
fikr kyun karte ho saahib *(2)
yeh bhi kar dikhlayenge (2)
waqt aayega to is kursi pe hum
dat jaayenge dat jaayenge
Female Chorus:
waqt aayega to is kursi pe hum
dat jaayenge dat jaayenge
lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda (2)

lara lappa ... rakhda, aditappa ... rakhda
lara lappa...

* Not echoboom saahib.