My Fascination With The Bottle

what is the point of the whole story? that one should keep urination in mind when driving abroad....cuz the streets are freezing?

The comments in interact topped the write-up. Know what I mean?
Let me explain.
People writing about such a thing... is funny. But people stopping and READING... And actually enjoying!
Amusing.

This was rather funny. I also expected it to be kind of a rant and silly but really enjoyed it, even though some of the things I found a bit over the top, that is if you read it like a all too straight experience and not a semi-fiction piece?

thank you...
rahul capri, shobig sifar, zeena,saminasha, malik99,burpinder,aimie,patwari, perdaisi, kaurasach, dost mittar, Banjaara and scout...for reading it...

the first sentence was so boring, i had to stop right there

A Russian Premier came to India and saw Injuns relieving themselves and taunted the Indian PM.

On a visit to Moscow, the Indian PM looked hard for person so the taunt could be returned.

On the last day of the visit, the PM saw a sole person peeing on the wall. The Indian PM pointed and laughed at the Russian Premier.

Enraged, the Russian ordered the culprit to be brought before him. It turned out to be the Indian Ambassador to Russia.

patwariji:

Main pacchhanya naeeN tussaaN nooN? I do not remember meeting any chowky in Islamabad/Rawalpindi. And yes, Islamabad is beautiful.

By Islamabad Immigration Office, I meant the Canadian Immigration Office located in Islamabad where prospective emigrants to Amreeka North can get a preview of life in their new homeland by reading khamy`s article. :-)

khamkwa

You`re just scared of being deported for the offense of urinating in public.I have relieved myself on 401 near Kingston and a cop car passed by with no incident.Don`t be scared.if you gotta go, you gotta go.There`s less people over there no less notice of such.And, don`t ever hold it in `cause it`s bad for your health.And, good luck with your asylum petition.My son`s just like you.Scared to display his pecker in public to do his duty!!.Be a man, is what i tell him, like all other indian men, who proudly pull their`s out and let it rip.I try to be a good father.There`s only that much one can do nowadays.

As we use to say in high school ``khainch kay KuLee Kar Lo

BTW, having lived in Colorado I know exactly what you mean. I once saw this sex toy looking thing (use your imagination..) on Checker`s Autos for truckers, keep that handy for next time.

You seem very happy Mr. dost mittar did Islamabad immigration office not nice to you when you were in Pakistan ... if you recall we met but I remember you were very pleased with our service and city.

Kham:

Hilarious! They should post your article at the Islamabad Immigration office to serve as an orientation course.

Yes, those bottles are becoming a must these days for families travelling with children who start complaining ``I have to go!`` as soon as the car hits the highway.

Khamkhwa,
It was a nice read, well narrated. A bit of exaggeration at times, but we do need such material on Chowk to relieve our stressed out life style. Some of your Indian travel stories were good, they too could find a place on Front Page.
Regards.

#33,
may be, its a Freudian slip !

I wrote only once,rest are copy/pastes.

...........and when you finally get relieved after all this torture,that is like peak experiene......nothing less than nirvana!!!!.

yaar,this makes one so nostalgic about the ``countless`` facilities in India and Pakistan!

burpinder,
this is a well written peace...it may not be best-written(I dont think khamkhwa claims this anyway)but is certainly better written than many articles on FP.
Any effort at generating some humour in todays` dry life is worth appreciation.Khamkhwa deserves to be complimented.
Technically also I dont see many flaws in it.It is able to hold reader`s interest till the end with some amusement.

Re: # 30 drlok raj
``burpinder,
this is a well written peace``

Nuff said. Moron.