Getting Hooked
khamkhwa July 15, 2005
#29 Posted by eyes on July 31, 2005 2:52:12 pm
well this freaked a$$ khamkha ..has got this so Mr. so old topic found everywhere...n got it pasted o`er here...i wish if this guy cud actially point out wat is it that his mind is lewkin fer.....i duno if he is tryin to associate himself to some intellectuall class of beings...
get hold of it !!
get hold of it !!
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#28 Posted by khamkhwa. on July 24, 2005 12:23:08 pm
Re: # 27
[You really must clean up your mouth. :)] - salim / premwala
... they are after all your own quotes...ugly and dirty like you...;)
[You really must clean up your mouth. :)] - salim / premwala
... they are after all your own quotes...ugly and dirty like you...;)
#27 Posted by premwalla on July 21, 2005 2:04:14 pm
#26, Listen mr. pervert aka khamkhwa,
You really must clean up your mouth. :)
You really must clean up your mouth. :)
#26 Posted by khamkhwa. on July 21, 2005 12:36:35 pm
Re: # 25
mr. premwala aka mike-hunt aka salim...
it`s better than what you write...here is a sample of your masterpiece...;)
SemenAsha the cock-sucking turd
SemenAsha you cock-sucking turd, why are you deleting messages?
SemenAsha, You are the ugliest cock-sucking, pussy-peddling, anal-taking bitch in creation. Fuck you.
mr. premwala aka mike-hunt aka salim...
it`s better than what you write...here is a sample of your masterpiece...;)
SemenAsha the cock-sucking turd
SemenAsha you cock-sucking turd, why are you deleting messages?
SemenAsha, You are the ugliest cock-sucking, pussy-peddling, anal-taking bitch in creation. Fuck you.
#25 Posted by premwalla on July 21, 2005 10:54:06 am
What a stupid display of utter stupidity. Take your own advice and stick an agarbatti up your ass.
PS - don`t forget to light it first. :)
PS - don`t forget to light it first. :)
#22 Posted by burpinder on July 19, 2005 3:42:42 am
Haha. THis is funny stuff. Good job, khammie.
``If there is any sparkle you should agree to this proposal, if there is no sparkle you should agree to what your parents suggest.``
That just about sume it up, don`t it? LOL
``If there is any sparkle you should agree to this proposal, if there is no sparkle you should agree to what your parents suggest.``
That just about sume it up, don`t it? LOL
#21 Posted by ZahraJ on July 18, 2005 7:20:54 pm
Re: # 20
Khamkhwa:
You are welcome. This was an unusual write-up. Although silly but even behind the facade of silliness you were up to something.
Out of curiosity, what is phakkar-pun?
By the way, you have played with the genders, their garbs and perfumes. Was that intentional? Or is that part of the phakkar- pun style?
Khamkhwa:
You are welcome. This was an unusual write-up. Although silly but even behind the facade of silliness you were up to something.
Out of curiosity, what is phakkar-pun?
By the way, you have played with the genders, their garbs and perfumes. Was that intentional? Or is that part of the phakkar- pun style?
#20 Posted by khamkhwa. on July 18, 2005 10:42:07 am
thank you...
miriamk, shobig_sifar, temporal, aimie, Mike, Zeena, Raw_Dust, prk,Rakapo$h,ZahraJ, delhiwala, plato, cayenne, Cadbury, Saminasha,kaurasach and ullu ka pathha...
...it was a take on the stupid traditions prevalent in desi homes ...i tried to play with words and raw-dust`s suggestion to `getting hooked up`would be perfect if it was meant for marriage, while i was pointing towards the hook-shot in cricket...the short pitched ball, movement of feet and a cross batted swat to the mid-wicket area for a four or a six...in favour of the girl...
Rakaposh... for you... one free session of valuable piece of gems...
zahraj...this was phakkaR-pun style of writing, people like you are blissfully unaware of...
...thanks again for reading something which falls way short of any standard...;)
miriamk, shobig_sifar, temporal, aimie, Mike, Zeena, Raw_Dust, prk,Rakapo$h,ZahraJ, delhiwala, plato, cayenne, Cadbury, Saminasha,kaurasach and ullu ka pathha...
...it was a take on the stupid traditions prevalent in desi homes ...i tried to play with words and raw-dust`s suggestion to `getting hooked up`would be perfect if it was meant for marriage, while i was pointing towards the hook-shot in cricket...the short pitched ball, movement of feet and a cross batted swat to the mid-wicket area for a four or a six...in favour of the girl...
Rakaposh... for you... one free session of valuable piece of gems...
zahraj...this was phakkaR-pun style of writing, people like you are blissfully unaware of...
...thanks again for reading something which falls way short of any standard...;)
#19 Posted by miriamk on July 18, 2005 8:23:31 am
khamkhwa
errr....i see hefty consulting fees in your future.
waisay some of these tips sound like bakra scaring techniques, which btw is a simply maahvelous idea. so thumbs up.
rgds
miriam
errr....i see hefty consulting fees in your future.
waisay some of these tips sound like bakra scaring techniques, which btw is a simply maahvelous idea. so thumbs up.
rgds
miriam
#18 Posted by shobig_sifar on July 18, 2005 7:38:15 am
Hey khammy,
Good one, but the earlier version in your i-log was a tad more hilarious. And aimie`s advice is really noticeable. We can even be parteners in the business, if you know what i mean. ;)
Good one, but the earlier version in your i-log was a tad more hilarious. And aimie`s advice is really noticeable. We can even be parteners in the business, if you know what i mean. ;)
#17 Posted by temporal on July 18, 2005 7:04:03 am
aimz:
i think kham should get his own spot here;)
ask khamkhwa?
i think kham should get his own spot here;)
ask khamkhwa?
#16 Posted by aimie on July 18, 2005 6:13:53 am
a good read!
you can now offically become the equivalent to auntiji.com - uncleji.com!
you can now offically become the equivalent to auntiji.com - uncleji.com!
#14 Posted by Zeena on July 16, 2005 3:19:34 pm
khammy
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.
#13 Posted by Zeena on July 16, 2005 3:19:18 pm
khammy
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.
#11 Posted by prk on July 16, 2005 7:13:26 am
Dear K:
You propose to measure the intellect of the prospective groom with your Q`s but you are being rather harsh dont you think?
Your article could turn into an intellect-O-meter for the interactors. As for me I knew none of your test-characters but my partner knew of them all! Ofcourse it took a few milliseconds on Google to educate myself. I particularly liked the essay on Pornography by Naomi Wolfe which was brilliant.
Thanks for the education.
PRK
You propose to measure the intellect of the prospective groom with your Q`s but you are being rather harsh dont you think?
Your article could turn into an intellect-O-meter for the interactors. As for me I knew none of your test-characters but my partner knew of them all! Ofcourse it took a few milliseconds on Google to educate myself. I particularly liked the essay on Pornography by Naomi Wolfe which was brilliant.
Thanks for the education.
PRK
#10 Posted by Rakaposh on July 15, 2005 10:04:33 pm
abay khamay...
why are girls asking your for advice...??
tairi kitni duffa munh chupai aur joota dikhai hui hai ?
why are girls asking your for advice...??
tairi kitni duffa munh chupai aur joota dikhai hui hai ?
#9 Posted by ZahraJ on July 15, 2005 9:36:57 pm
This is silly. Is this the right recipe for getting hooked or getting out of a hook?
#8 Posted by delhiwala on July 15, 2005 9:15:52 pm
Chal theek hai, On second thought
C- de deta hoon.
Hausla Afjai ho jaegi bachay ki.
C- de deta hoon.
Hausla Afjai ho jaegi bachay ki.
#6 Posted by plato on July 15, 2005 1:06:06 pm
``Ask him if he is into reading `` or into feminism..??
there is better literature available to be read by men..
there is better literature available to be read by men..
#5 Posted by ullu_ka_pathha on July 15, 2005 12:33:37 pm
Point noted sir! Change the title to ``bakri`` dikhaee.Naomi Wolfe hmmm!!!!! i have heard that name somewhere before.Ok! now i got it you sly old crow you must be talking about that MTV babe.
#4 Posted by cayenne on July 15, 2005 11:50:03 am
Ask him if he is into reading and if by mistake he claims to read ask him his opinion of Naomi Wolfe and Germaine Greer...
Khamkhwa:
Was this the experience you had with your last boyfriend?.
P.C. disclaimer: The term `boyfriend` or `girlfriend` does not automatically infer that one has a `relationship` with the same.A platonic friend of the same sex can be alluded to as a `male friend` or a `boyfriend` without any assumptions by anyone.I`ll be digging a bigger hole if i continue any further, so i will STOP.
Sincerely,
Cayenne
Khamkhwa:
Was this the experience you had with your last boyfriend?.
P.C. disclaimer: The term `boyfriend` or `girlfriend` does not automatically infer that one has a `relationship` with the same.A platonic friend of the same sex can be alluded to as a `male friend` or a `boyfriend` without any assumptions by anyone.I`ll be digging a bigger hole if i continue any further, so i will STOP.
Sincerely,
Cayenne
#1 Posted by kaurasach on July 15, 2005 11:01:51 am
it seems you and shobig are competing for mediocrity and lame attempts (at `humor` in your case).........you came a close second.
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