Dear Allah

you forgot the real address:

al-Laath@sufyaantech.com

and if that doesnt work then her estranged sister al-Manaath@sufyaantech.com (may her secret be sanctified!) should do the trick. Uzzah been proclaimed dead by some german madman long time back so dont go there.. come to think of maybe she had been the real thing, all along.

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Note: this post is not for the humor impaired so you know, blah blah.... :-)

huh?

Tempo bhai-sahib:

I looked very hard for my name in there, but could not find it mentioned! All three of us are shattered (the Janitor, the Lion, and the detective). For sure, I was expecting that I will at least make an “honorable mention” among the various ills of the world. Well, in order to be fair to hamidm and the rest of the crowds in there – let me provide here the postscript that you definitely should have included:

PS:

Dear Allah,

I wanted to save the most difficult problem till the end, so here it is – please help me and the rest of the chowkies deal with this character BeeJay. (And in view of the complexity of this problem, we don’t mind if you take extra time!)

(1) May this character (in all its manifestations) attain the wisdom that he occasionally displays – but on a permanent basis!

(2) May this character (in all its manifestations) display the same objectivity that he has occasionally demonstrated on issues – but on all issues!

(3) May this character (in all its manifestations) display the same compassion that he has demonstrated toward some underdogs – but to all underdogs!

(4) May this character (in all its manifestations) develop a high level of humility consistent with his admittedly very faulty and limited level of knowledge and experience of the “real” world!

(5) May this character (in all its manifestations) stop misusing your given power of words to get carried away and to end up hurting fellow human beings (one lady author, in particular) – and so not have to feel remorseful afterwards!

Thank you, Allah, for dealing with this tough cookie – this hard “seed” to crack!

Tempster,
Now Allah has said ` Maango jo mangna hai `....pur is ka mutbul yeh bhi nahi hai kai bhookoN ki tarha baith jao...yeh bi dai do...vo bhi dai do.....

and about shik lumbur pundrah...
I think for once the suicide bombers should blow up all the china/glassware factories...na plates hoN gi naa dhoNee paraiN geeN....

Raka ` Paper Plates Zindabad ! Plastic chumchoN ki JAI ` Posh !

Temporal....ye packed your bags yet??.They`re comin` for you.It`s only a matter of time.Crying yerself hoarse singin` O`Kaneda ain`t gonna help.Remember, i warned ya.

[… from gmail: “Your mail could not be delivered. Addressee does not have an email account. Check your addressee’s address.”

…from hotmail: “Your mail could not be delivered. The Addressee`s box is full and cannot accept more mail.”

...rediff: “Bhagwan does not accept unsolicited mails from Muslims.” ]


Bhagwan seems to be the only one giving you the straight answers.

temporal:

Does the contract, nikahnama, allow you to transfer dishwashing to unwarned-about guests?

Enjoyed this peace. Too much truth in this humour!

there is rubbish and then there is rubbish -- will chowk ever rid itself of these babas?

for the record, my previous post was written and submitted before the post by chowk`s other in-house baba (#8) appeared here

#9, #10 Omar:

I think T must be getting divine signals of some kind already! Otherwise how could he pre-read your question and provide the following answer for you (even before you asked it)?!

[Footnote: Allah is not humour impaired...to test veracity of this statement look in the mirror...however should one of you find yourself in this predicament s/he is requested to wash mouth with listerine and take suitable religious or irreligious remedies...chowk nor this writer will assume any responsibilities should this have a undesired effect on you.]

And the following afterthought – there is rubbish and then there is “rubbish” – there are at least some people on this site who (based on what I have observed in some of the interacts) will take his kind of “rubbish” any day compared to the other kind, including (what they claim) comes from you! (I take no positions, myself. However, I did notice that T can handle criticism a lot better than you can – and over the longer haul, too!)

tempo,

Happy coincidence since just the other day I too was petitioning God. And know what, God is actually a Goddess. That`s correct; Allah is She :)

temporal,

you were a goody-two-shoes before this article and now thanks to this, will remain one ever after!

well, i can live with the g2s types much better than the suicide bomber types, so may your tribe increase!

not much literary merit, I guess, but one has to appreciate the sentiment.

``so may your tribe increase!``

I surely hope not!! One g2s is ok, too many will be a disaster.

Raw-dust # 1:

have no desire to pick up pebbles any time soon;)

Miss_nadia # 2:

hunh?

BeeJay # 3:

your are not reading carefully my dear waston...you have been mentioned here...i don’t want to name names here… ...;)

Raka #4:

cyber jhappi! aur jai, jindabad and zindabad...aur aap kay mun`h maiN ghee-shakar!

t

cayenne #5:
can i finish my flying lessons first?

Nadia #6:
dekho shayad aap ki sunn lay Woh

ajeya # 7:
yes, bhagwan knows best;)

dost-mittar #8:
app kub tashreef la rahay haiN...kuch logoN ko bulana hay;)

omar# 9:
tum jaldi say editor bun jao aur tumharay quintuplets hoN!

BeeJay: 11: vagabond # 12: burpinder # 13 and kaalchakra # 14:
d`roost farmaya!

rgds

t

temporal,


...... allah mian asked me to forward this message to you (he and i have been talking a lot lately and i am going to announce my prophethood as soon as urstruly and sattar settle their differences on the other board - i don`t want to cause further schisms in the ummah )

......... but anyway, allah mian asks you to stick to writing bad poetry, and if mrs t wants you to do the dishes then you should do them without complaining - it is all part of the grand design ........ he says that he is really upset about people who are trying to upset his apple cart by trying to do things that are not part of his plan ...... he is a little confused by all the confusion and chaos on earth, because he is omnipotent and can do whatever he wants and yet ......... and yet stuff that he never intended to happen, happens .......he knows that shit happens, but it is not supposed to happen to him ........ he thinks that iblees has stolen his giddar singhi and is in cahoots with that rascal gabriel to take over kingdom come ........ it is all very confusing for an old man who is on a diet of prunes and peyote ............ and he is looking at me to fix tis big mess so that he can turn his attention to other regions of other universes ..............

........... he sends his regards to mrs t and asks the chowk readership to forgive him for inflicting you and other poets on them ........ he also apologizes for creating osama bin laden but says that he has little control over what happens in hijaz ........

p.s i don`t know if i want to work for a man who obviously doesn`t know what he is doing