Confronting Terror

Mr. Jagdeesh (Tytler) Godforbidbole, Hoshiyaar Hole, You Jhoot Bole.

Is this what you meant by polite interaction when you were pontificating about Salim and Mr. Tahmed in this forum earlier?

{``#5 by JagdeeshGodbole on August 13, 2005 6:29am PT
delhiwala why dont you take your history and shove it up your ass``}

You Jagdeesh are a hypocrite.

Salim

Is this what Succubus, Khamkhwa, Atif, Scout, Saminasha, and Jagdeesh (Tytler) Godforbidble mean by polite interactin and refrain from abusive language?

{``#2 by atif2 on August 12, 2005 5:30am PT
arjun madarchod idiotic smelly injun - instead of gloating over these human rights abuses, you should be condemning them.``}

See, that is why I get so angry at the Paki perception of fairplay, objectivity, and morality. What hypocrites!

Salim

Shankar#210:

[{{Aur aajkal dhanda thanda hai kya? :-)}}

Nahi-ji..
free Viagra samples milta hai na...mujhe...very very legal these days...feminazi wife is smiling BROADLY!:)]

Arre bbhai, by ``dhanda`` I meant business, nothing else. [you seem to have more time for us than you used to!]

Mr. Premwalla you are correct to shine mirror in face of ahole injuns

Mr. Tahmed, Monty, and Jang,

Thank you for your kind words and attempt to respond to Succubus, Jagdeesh (Tytler) Godforbidbole, Atif, KK, and the other members of the Scout/Saminasha gang. While they constantly whine about my verbal ``abuse`` hurled at them, they conveniently neglect to confess to their own substantially vulgar attacks on me, my wife, my sister-in-law, and my mother. Just recently, Saminasha posted, right here on FP, a remark referring to my wife as a ``Turkish whore.``
Yes, I do respond and as I have often said with ten times the effect. I can`t help it, that`s the American way and I AM an American. Usually, I am quite a gentle, polite, and compassionate interactor, whose only desire is to laugh and bring laughter to others. But once this gang of Scout, Saminasha and their cohorts resorts to lewd and vulgar assaults on me and my family, I am entitled to teach them a lesson in ``French`` - and that is exactly what they receive.
I apologize to Mr. Tahmed, Mr. Dilliwalla, Mr. Jang, Ms Zeena, Mr. Montag, and other fine friends for any inconvenience that may have come their way because of their friendship with me.

Salim

#165, Succubus,
I have been deliberately ignoring you and your ridiculous nonsense for several months now. I have not said a thing to you or about you, despite your several attempts to malign Mr. Tahmed and me. Suffice it to say that just like your sense of humor your sense of fairplay is also biased.
Please refrain from accusing me of profanity when you yourself have uttered your vulgarity at my female relatives in the worst possible language. I never thought that, with the exception of Scout and Saminasha, any Paki girl could use such colorful profanity. You are such a turn off.
If you and your cohorts cannot confront Mr. Tahmed with logic and polite discussion, then please don`t resort to using his friendship with me as ammunition to assail his well-established reputation as a polite, logical, and accurate interactor. Please move on and get a life.

Salim

#228 by shankar on August 13, 2005 8:54am PT


OK another Bombay ghati wakes up at the smell of free food on cyberspace...


Even the cichlid poop in the water at McCormick isn`t free....

shankar,

``punjaabis have this nasty habit of self-determining their own dosage because you buggers have your own sense of warped logic``

......... that is so true ! .......... by the way, did your daughter go to dcds ? ...... i know half a dozen indian shrinks who have infested that fine school with their progeny .......

Re: # 224

Where is ``mccormick``?

Re: # 224

{{crab cakes at mccormick....yummm.....}}

OK another Bombay ghati wakes up at the smell of free food on cyberspace...

Re: # 226

oops sorry; my cichlids were scampering during a water change...

Re: # 222

hamid-mian,

{{........ i guess it is okay to call you `mian`}}

You can caaal me anything--just dont call me ``late for supper``...

{{ which, i hear, is a derogatory term used for indian moslems by their unconverted and uncircumcised cousins}} (che che !... how disgusting!)............}}

Hey! dont underestimate slimy Bombay brahmin smegma; pally...

{{{anyway, what has got into you - you are acting like my cichlids}}}

To tell you the truth I HAVENT been the same since MOIS got body searched at Heathrow!!!
Initially, while I was down to my thongs in British dressing room...hoping against hope Princess Diana could come & body search me....
in comes this F@cking....F@cking... Pathan-handsome Paki-dukkar katlu with Angrezi Accent! Then the b@stard tries to ...er...``cop-a-feel``...thank Allah another gora comes in the nick of time there with polite smile. I SWEAR that Pathan bugger had a wicked grin...

I may have ``physically`` survived that Paki assault...but I have MENTAL scars!!:)


{{who are going nuts (and dying) because of the high nitrite content in the tank}}

Goddamned it!!! Paki DUFFER...dont you know a fish tank has to go through a complete nitrogen cycle before you overstock it?!!!!
duhhhh!....cichlids produce lots of waste....IDIOT!!
next time ask a humble EXPERT .....like me!:)

{{..... have you been overdosing on free viagra ? .......}}

Just one pill....& you can pound nails for hours...you ought to try it ...my male menopausal bevda friend... you outa try it!:) Maybe the wife will smile more often...

{{...... but, in a way, it is good to see someone my age acting like a teenager with his hormones out of whack -}}

What the f@ck else to do on gloomy Saturday morning? Feminazis dont LIKE to be woken up before noon!!!
Tauba! Tauba!!!

{{nothing wrong with it as long as you don`t blow a substandard desi artery clogged with nihari and shan masala ............ it seems half the desis our age are getting by-passes.... }}

seee seee I told you...if you stuck to rice & dal like slimy brahmins..you wouldnt make Indian cardiologists super-rich

{{the other half is having affairs, getting caught and then getting divorced) ....... i digress ..........}}

Oh Jeeze...is that what you did?!!! GASP!!!

{{is it true that viagara can make you go blind (i digress, again) }}
Only if Punjabi katlus took it! See what I mean? about smegma?

Naw! seriously! some people get a bluish haze cos it increases bloodflow to the retina.

Would switch you to different class of ``Viagra``...or send you to expensivel ohthalmologist friend to have him tell you the same thing...unless you have retinitis pigmentosa...but dont blame me if thou goes blind...punjaabis have this nasty habit of self-determining their own dosage because you buggers have your own sense of warped logic...

{{........ actually, there was no point to this post, except that you reminded me of my cichlids ..........}}
cichlids are Allah`s creatures too...esp African cichlids

.{{....... just stop by mcormick`s in troy on wednesday or friday (sometimes monday, tuesday and thursday) and i will buy you a drink to calm you down ................}}

Goddamned! you a Michgander too...
OK temporal owes me a malt...you owe me a drink...promises... promises

PS: Yaar, youre time will be better spent tailing Urstruly...rather than an Irish pub
Word is...that ``engineer`` went to the Joe Louis Arena with a camera!!!:)

{{................and leave tahmed alone - can you imagine chowk without him or romair or urstruly ......... what would you do if this trio got upset and left ?........ sit around holding hands with me singing kumbaya ?}}

Damn! once in a while; you katlus do make a point...
singing on Chowk with you would be absolutely unbearable

Re: # 222

hamid-mian,

{{........ i guess it is okay to call you `mian`}}

You can caaal me anything--just dont call me ``late for supper``...

{{ which, i hear, is a derogatory term used for indian moslems by their unconverted and uncircumcised cousins}} (che che !... how disgusting!)............}}

Hey! dont underestimate slimy Bombay brahmin smegma; pally...

{{{anyway, what has got into you - you are acting like my cichlids}}}

To tell you the truth I HAVENT been the same since MOIS got body searched at Heathrow!!!
Initially, while I was down to my thongs in British dressing room...hoping against hope Princess Diana could come & body search me....
in comes this F@cking....F@cking... Pathan-handsome Paki-dukkar katlu with Angrezi Accent! Then the b@stard tries to ...er...``cop-a-feel``...thank Allah another gora comes in the nick of time there with polite smile. I SWEAR that Pathan bugger had a wicked grin...

I may have ``physically`` survived that Paki assault...but I have MENTAL scars!!:)


{{who are going nuts (and dying) because of the high nitrite content in the tank}}

Goddamned it!!! Paki DUFFER...dont you know a fish tank has to go through a complete nitrogen cycle before you overstock it?!!!!
duhhhh!....cichlids produce lots of waste....IDIOT!!
next time ask a humble EXPERT .....like me!:)

{{..... have you been overdosing on free viagra ? .......}}

Just one pill....& you can pound nails for hours...you ought to try it ...my male menopausal bevda friend... you outa try it!:) Maybe the wife will smile more often...

{{...... but, in a way, it is good to see someone my age acting like a teenager with his hormones out of whack -}}

What the f@ck else to do on gloomy Saturday morning? Feminazis dont LIKE to be woken up before noon!!!
Tauba! Tauba!!!

{{nothing wrong with it as long as you don`t blow a substandard desi artery clogged with nihari and shan masala ............ it seems half the desis our age are getting by-passes.... }}

seee seee I told you...if you stuck to rice & dal like slimy brahmins..you wouldnt make Indian cardiologists super-rich

{{the other half is having affairs, getting caught and then getting divorced) ....... i digress ..........}}

Oh Jeeze...is that what you did?!!! GASP!!!

{{is it true that viagara can make you go blind (i digress, again) }}
Only if Punjabi katlus took it! See what I mean? about smegma?

Naw! seriously! some people get a bluish haze cos it increases bloodflow to the retina.

Would switch you to different class of ``Viagra``...or send you to expensivel ohthalmologist friend to have him tell you the same thing...unless you have retinitis pigmentosa...but dont blame me if thou goes blind...punjaabis have this nasty habit of self-determining their own dosage because you buggers have your own sense of warped logic...

{{........ actually, there was no point to this post, except that you reminded me of my cichlids ..........}}
cichlids are Allah`s creatures too...esp African cichlids

.{{....... just stop by mcormick`s in troy on wednesday or friday (sometimes monday, tuesday and thursday) and i will buy you a drink to calm you down ................}}

Goddamned! you a Michgander too...
OK temporal owes me a malt...you owe me a drink...promises... promises

PS: Yaar, youre time will be better spent tailing Urstruly...rather than an Irish pub
Word is...that ``engineer`` went to the Joe Louis Arena with a camera!!!:)

{{................and leave tahmed alone - can you imagine chowk without him or romair or urstruly ......... what would you do if this trio got upset and left ?........ sit around holding hands with me singing kumbaya ?}}

Damn! once in a while; you katlus do make a point...
singing on Chowk with you would be absolutely unbearable

crab cakes at mccormick....yummm.....

Re: # 219 Shankar

[Bihari...eh?!
er...that was NEXT on my list of ``differential`` diagnosis...
CONDITION RED!!! ]

You got THAT right! No wonder I see you running for your life – hanging to your precious two-bit worthwhile dangling gems of wonder even as you smart from the well-aimed and devastating impacts of those massive papayas!

[…Hahaha! ONLY Bihari senile DOPES like you would interpret my posts as hostile...
Dont give up your day job; bhayya! ]
In full retreat, I see! The point Dear Doc (and I mean your rates, not necessarily affection (although you might be quite an affectionate soul (yes, even mere mice supposedly have souls))) is not what EYE think, or what SUPER-DOPES (look for them in your mirror) think, but what the recipient and awardees of your choice epithets (you probably minored in that art) think.

[Lallooo#1chutya ki Jai Ho!]
The “train” has already left the station! I have a feeling that your next prime minister will LOVE to wrap his arms around you and to hold you to his bosom – in an eternal grasp of excessive care and fondness (and who knows, even fondling)!

shankar mian,

........ i guess it is okay to call you `mian` which, i hear, is a derogatory term used for indian moslems by their unconverted and uncircumcised cousins (che che !... how disgusting!)............ anyway, what has got into you - you are acting like my cichlids who are going nuts (and dying) because of the high nitrite content in the tank .......... have you been overdosing on free viagra ? .......

...... but, in a way, it is good to see someone my age acting like a teenager with his hormones out of whack - nothing wrong with it as long as you don`t blow a substandard desi artery clogged with nihari and shan masala ............ it seems half the desis our age are getting by-passes.... ( the other half is having affairs, getting caught and then getting divorced) ....... i digress .......... is it true that viagara can make you go blind (i digress, again) ........ actually, there was no point to this post, except that you reminded me of my cichlids ..........

........ just stop by mcormick`s in troy on wednesday or friday (sometimes monday, tuesday and thursday) and i will buy you a drink to calm you down ................

.................and leave tahmed alone - can you imagine chowk without him or romair or urstruly ......... what would you do if this trio got upset and left ?........ sit around holding hands with me singing kumbaya ?