Confronting Terror

Re: # 296

Rah! Rah!

HOWEVER, IF you are NOT a katlu & using a katlu-nick...I`m gonna be a teeny-tiny p*ssed..

Re: # 292

tahmed;

{{I now know what to say to my wife next time she and I disagree on something. :-)}}

May I HUMBLY give you some REAL BRAHMIN advice?
Tell your wife that the MOST BEAUTIFUL STONE in the Universe is a cubic zirconia...Allah made it Ish-special for good muslim women...& only jewl-ry of such Islamic character will be henceforth ALLOWED in a good muslim home...

BAD Bombay muslim woman Zeenat CURSED me ...enthusiastically supported by feminazi brahmin ``worse-half`` of mine.... for giving husband such IDIOTIC brahmin advice. Unfortunately, living with us kufr-dukkars has made em Bombay katlus half-pagans....

BUTT BUTT....

Funny how Dr Sohaib WHOLEHEARTEDLY agreed with that UNDENIABLE fact of life!

Ofcourse, all REAL men (not the quiche-eating kind) will agree with us. Sheesh who needs dirty pearls anyway..

{{I dont blame you for being resentful of the caste system. It reinforces my belief that when religion extends beyond being a personal matter between man and God, and into social or political institutions, then both religion and those institutions are corrupted. This is what has happened in Pakistan as well of course - and we too have our own social evils as a result. Even in the US, the interference of the religious right in politics (stem cell research, teaching of science in schools) is very damaging to this great nation. The result is that on a cost-benefits scale, religion does much more harm than good I think. Which is sad, since (seen as a personal matter for the individual), religion can do lots of good}}

YAWN!!!!
Yaaada Yaaaada Yaaaaaada...
Tahmed...
Instead of boring us to TEARS....IMHO...you outta get a REAL job & become a hafiz mullah at wherever-the-f-you-live & maybe YOUR brainless congregation may hear it & go.

..Wah! Wah!!! Subhanallah!!
Ye asmaaan-se kaunsa faristha aaya...pyaar ka sabak dikhelane ko!!

Re: # 295

satyamvada: to explain further..

What I meant:
மாசானமுத்து => மாசு + ஆன + முத்து

What you meant:
மாசானமுத்து => மயா(சா)னம் + முத்து

Folks who don`t know tamil, pls ignore this. like I do for the punjabi/urdu/hindi posts..

Re: # 282

{{{Actually, I did not select this nick, It was done by ``harimau`` who was constantly berating people supposedly ``lower`` in the caste hierarchy..}}}

Hahahahahaha!
That just goes to prove ALL Brahmins arent perfect...

Re: # 280

Ugly-whiny 12-head

{{Experience has taught me never to question the wisdom of those, such as you and Mr. MBZIsphahani, who are divinely inspired in their utterances - no matter how incomprehensible they may be.}}

You DARE compare me with THAT schizophrenic Al-Qeeda dukkar!
THAT DOES IT!!!
You just declared WAR!

NEVER EVER piss a REAL brahmin off...rajput waaariar....

Scouty....soonti-ho...wherever the heck you are, when I need you.. on Chowk?
This DUFFER verbally abused you???!!!!
I need you to hold him down...while I GRIND his prepuce-less huuuuge Turkish-rajput wee-wee into kheema...& YOU feed it to him RAW!...

{{You are truly gifted in both prose and rhyme, although sometimes it is difficult to differentiate.}}

How many WAYS are you going to tell me that THOU art brain-dead?!
Whaaaaat prose?...Whaaaaat rhyme?!....Man you are loonier than a certain Bihari bhayya & Harayana-Juttah; that I have the honor of knowing in this lunatic asylum!

Sheesh!!
this waaariar class na...DOPES of the FIRST order!
HIT first...THINK later....!!!

At least, India is LUCKY she has some REAL Brahmin-Birbals...whispering some WISDOM to this dukkar jaaat of Klingons..so they dont act like COMPLETE morons...like try to RULE a Allah-damned country...& use OXYMORONIC military-intelligence...to fool a brain-dead naieve junta...that has become so brain dead that they have to turn to semi-lliterate mullahs...or military-intelligence Polyannish Romairian-types of Azaaaaad Kashmiris....& actually BUY their bs....

Man, we conspiratorial brahmins outta sell dem Shaukat Aziz-types & (other waaariar-jaat northie-turks LIKE YOU)... some stock in the Dabhol Enron plant...you just may GLADLY buy it!...

I know a certain Azaaaaad Kashmiri who would just loooooove to buy it...ie...if the dope hasnt lost all his money trying to put up a IT-BPO in Muzzaffarbad;...trust me... those guys are WORSE than Bihari-bhayyas-if THATS possible!:)))

OK...getting on a soapbox & giving editorials... can be very...er...breathless...gasp!... I should cut down on those Cuban cigars...

Back to YOU- dukkar!
...
Saaacha MARD hai to yeh bataah...

1) What is your REAL name?
2) What is your REAL nationality? (foggit your fr*kkin` jaat)...jaat to bata liya na!-IDIOT!
3) What is your REAL age?
4) What is the REAL bio-data in REAL life....

Do that for starters...in public

{{I represent the nic accused of a thousand criimes. Let me defend myself, your mohtarramship.}}

OK baccha...now you are showing SOME RESPECT to a p*ssed off brahmin...

{{Long, long ago, I was a young Rajput lad with a simple nic of Barachota. I engaged in numerous furious battles on Chowk FP, only to have been suddenly dispatched, in the prime of youth, to whereever dead Rajputs end up.}}

That...baccha...is waaat is known as Chowk`s purgatory of WISDOM...maybe you & taufeeq-ji should visit it...more often...

{{This was the famous July 2004 massacre on Chowk that terminated the lives of many a nic - Gujjubania, Atif1, and a few others. I did notice that some Brahmins of Chowk, e.g. Dost Mittar and others, were exempt from this mass execution, although they may have uttered expressions far higher on the vulgarometer. Anyway, I protested and hired an able Jewish attorney, Mr. KKKandK, and things took off like a Jee TV soap opera - conspiracy, backstabbing, women, wine, excessive makeup, and very little singing.}}

Wow!....& to think I missed it all...thank Bajarang-Bali I`m cutting down on my practice & getting a REAL life...just to come to THIS frikkin` looney-bin !
Yo! Allah-damn it...this place needs to be swept & mopped by a bucketful of Mr Clean & a s*itload of Haldol...

{{Now, Shankar Wankar Bhayya, if you keep deleting a Chowkie`s nic, along with all of his award-losing intellectual property, does he not have the right to a 2nd, a 3rd, a 4th, or a 1000th janam? Where is it written that Lord Krishna can only be reincarnated a limited number of times? They ban my nic, I get another one from the high-tech Indian Automated Nic Generator. That`s my story and I am sticking with it. :)}}

Last time I checked....I DIDNT have the WISDOM of Lord Krishna to be judge & juror...I guess its good that I DONT....I mean...just LOOK at that avatar`s PROGENY!!! Krishna-damned Lalloo_YADAV_Bihari bhayyas!
NOT A SINGLE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WANTS DEM BUGGERS!!:))(

{{Ram Ram.}}

Now, THATS better!....
naw! fogettaboutit! LOOK WHO turned out to be HIS progeny...Frikkin` LAHORI-PUNJAABI-DUKKARS!!!!

This is whaaat is known as
THE CURSE OF THE AVATAARS!

From NOW on...I`m a FIRM disciple of Lord Ravana from modern-day Murli-land!!!

Khuda Hafiz!

For those using `caste system` as a stick to beat India with and shedding crocodile tears over `discrimination of dalits by upper caste hindus`......spare me the tear jerker and have a glance at the hard facts. Nothing is more valuable to Indians than a seat in a decent engineering college. For an upper caste hindu to get a seat in electronics in a top Bangalore college like RVCE, he/she has to get a rank of under 200 (out of 25,000 applicants). Under 200 means an average in PCM of 97%.

But a student fortunate enough to be born to dalit parents can get the same seat with a ranking of 7000 , and with just 70% in PCM.

Same pattern exists every where ...medical colleges , IITs , IAS selection etc. etc. And now dalits want reservation in the private sector....

Re: # 284

satyamvada:

Masana muthu :-

Masana - is also a word used for the crematory (from the word smashana )
muthu is of course pearl
And who is supposed to live in the crematory land - Shiva

It is funny that both you (masanamuthu) and harimau - both used words
totally/completely ignorant of its meaning.



``mayaanam`` is the tamil word for crematory. and ``maasu`` in tamil is ``dirt``. Tamil is rich in vocabulary and you have words that can be used in many different ways too.. I comprehended the ``masana`` in ``masanamuthu`` to be ``maasana`` (that`s how it`s written in tamil). like you took that to be ``mayaana``..

I`m right too.. and I`d not term you as ``ignorant`` either..

Actually masanmuthu is a beneficiary of caste system...since lower caste hindus are reserved 50% of the seats in engineering/medical colleges and in government jobs , and are well looked after by the sugar daddy government though out their career. Its advantageous to be classified as `low caste hindu` in India.

Its upper caste hindus like Harimau who feel resentful towards caste system because they have no choice but to compete on basis of merit , % and grades. No short cuts for them.

Gosh ....tahmed chachu is so full of fatherly/motherly love for little salim....:))

masana muthu #282 Thanks for teaching me my first two tamil words. ``Masana Muthu`` or ``tainted pearl``. I now know what to say to my wife next time she and I disagree on something. :-)

I dont blame you for being resentful of the caste system. It reinforces my belief that when religion extends beyond being a personal matter between man and God, and into social or political institutions, then both religion and those institutions are corrupted. This is what has happened in Pakistan as well of course - and we too have our own social evils as a result. Even in the US, the interference of the religious right in politics (stem cell research, teaching of science in schools) is very damaging to this great nation. The result is that on a cost-benefits scale, religion does much more harm than good I think. Which is sad, since (seen as a personal matter for the individual), religion can do lots of good.

#285 by Succubus on August 14, 2005 9:35pm PT

``salim,

dont get cute with me. sorry to say but youre butt ugly. and FAT!
stop sending me crap on my personal email account.``

Haha..lover`s tiff...cho cweeet...

Mr. Salim Chauhan #272 Congratulations sir on your ``Action Plan``. It truly could not have been better expressed if this had been a powerpoint presentation by a team of high-priced consultants from the management consulting firm of Deloitte and Touche.

I see that this action plan has already led Mr. Hamidm to explain why he hangs out on chowk (namely, to boink poor Mr. Ozer Khalid on the head any time he writes one his highly acclaimed literary articles on chowk), and also to share with us his legitimate claim to fame for having the First Granma in Outer Space. No doubt he will be sharing other such personal treasures with us in future.

Mr t is no doubt playing a ``wait and see`` attitude with regard to your implementation of your ``Action Plan``. You have already implemented the first point I see (i.e. simply using your own name, thus making it clear that you stand behind your words and are not one of those who are unwilling to have their name associated with what they write on chowk, this being a characteristic of some of chowks finest like Messrs Hamidm and Shankar). This will no doubt lend credibility to what you write. As we say in Pakistan: Once God, One Nation, One Feuhrer, One Nick!! Achtung!!! Heil Mushy!!! (sorry, got carried away in the end).

Anyway, seriously, I think your points in #272 are admirable and wish you good luck with them. (Ignore Succubus/Khamkhwa who I have said have also taken note of your points - they will soon realize the error of their ways and will start appreciating you in due course.)

Re: # 279

{{My only complaint against the octogenarian is his age-old hypocrisy.}}

Dont you DARE kill mian-temporal-ji before his TIME! His grandchildren & great-grand children need his wisdom. Allah is going to keep him in Canukistan for 100 more years...& in Chowk (unfortunately) for an eternity to bore us Chowkies to TEARS with frikkin` poetry/shoetry...

Anyhoo...he OWES me a malt; next time I visit Toronto...& I will gladly PRETEND to enjoy it..... (& pray to ALLAH) that the ol` man does`nt regale me with shairis...in a fu*kin` Canuk bar....thats more torturous than watching WEEEIIRD-rule-ka hockey game where idiotic Canucks slide on frikkin` ice...to play! gasp!! HOCKEY!!!!!

Bus...enough said...

shankar it means : The tongue of my lover is turkish, and it is turkish that i dont know.

Re: # 276

{{best wishes in your quest for justice in this cruel world ............}}

Hah! Well SAID!!

Mr 12-head...You expect JUSTICE on CHOWK?!!!!
You are 10 times crazier than I thought!...
You have much better chance of getting REAL justice in a Paki court...ask Mukhtaran-mai; if you dont believe me!:)))

Re: # 270

{{``zaban e yar e man turki, mani turki na danum`` ...}}

Whaat kind of profanity is THIS?!
Saaala; Chowk per aataa hai; aur aisa GAALI deta hai!