Confronting Terror

salim,

dont get cute with me. sorry to say but youre butt ugly. and FAT!
stop sending me crap on my personal email account. We get to see ample amount of your gibberish sprinkled all over chowk... every single day of the week. What makes you think i would have even for a second considered reading all that nonsense that you`ve sent me? and not once... twice??!
One can ignore the ramblings of a paranoid idiot around here... but in my inbox?? i wont have it. i simply wont.
now shoo...

Masana muthu :-

Masana - is also a word used for the crematory (from the word smashana )
muthu is of course pearl
And who is supposed to live in the crematory land - Shiva

It is funny that both you (masanamuthu) and harimau - both used words
totally/completely ignorant of its meaning.

#280 posted at 6-12 pm PT...which is 3-12 am istanbul time... shows mr. chauhan`s devotion to his cause... that inspite of being newly married, he spends entire night defeating his cyber ``enemies`` or is there another explanation...come in resident psychiatrists... ;)

Re: # 268

tahmed32:

masanamathu: In that case we are in full agreement - we should see people as individuals, not as members of some herd (the Indian Herd, the Pakistani Herd, the Muslim Herd, the Hindu Herd). ..``


right..

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btw, what language is your nick from and what does it mean??


Actually, I did not select this nick, It was done by ``harimau`` who was constantly berating people supposedly ``lower`` in the caste hierarchy.. I somehow chanced on this website and becoming a member was not my intention.. (Actually I did not want any kind of association with Pakistan.. that too at this period in time..) But just to refute the constant allegations of ``harimau`` I took the plunge..

The nick is ``Tamil`` and it means ``polluted pearl``..

#278, Shankar,

Shankar bhayya,

Experience has taught me never to question the wisdom of those, such as you and Mr. MBZIsphahani, who are divinely inspired in their utterances - no matter how incomprehensible they may be. You are truly gifted in both prose and rhyme, although sometimes it is difficult to differentiate.

I represent the nic accused of a thousand criimes. Let me defend myself, your mohtarramship. Long, long ago, I was a young Rajput lad with a simple nic of Barachota. I engaged in numerous furious battles on Chowk FP, only to have been suddenly dispatched, in the prime of youth, to whereever dead Rajputs end up. This was the famous July 2004 massacre on Chowk that terminated the lives of many a nic - Gujjubania, Atif1, and a few others. I did notice that some Brahmins of Chowk, e.g. Dost Mittar and others, were exempt from this mass execution, although they may have uttered expressions far higher on the vulgarometer. Anyway, I protested and hired an able Jewish attorney, Mr. KKKandK, and things took off like a Jee TV soap opera - conspiracy, backstabbing, women, wine, excessive makeup, and very little singing.

Now, Shankar Wankar Bhayya, if you keep deleting a Chowkie`s nic, along with all of his award-losing intellectual property, does he not have the right to a 2nd, a 3rd, a 4th, or a 1000th janam? Where is it written that Lord Krishna can only be reincarnated a limited number of times? They ban my nic, I get another one from the high-tech Indian Automated Nic Generator. That`s my story and I am sticking with it. :)

Ram Ram.

#278, Shankar,

Shankar bhayya,

Experience has taught me never to question the wisdom of those, such as you and Mr. MBZIsphahani, who are divinely inspired in their utterances - no matter how incomprehensible they may be. You are truly gifted in both prose and rhyme, although sometimes it is difficult to differentiate.

I represent the nic accused of a thousand criimes. Let me defend myself, your mohtarramship. Long, long ago, I was a young Rajput lad with a simple nic of Barachota. I engaged in numerous furious battles on Chowk FP, only to have been suddenly dispatched, in the prime of youth, to whereever dead Rajputs end up. This was the famous July 2004 massacre on Chowk that terminated the lives of many a nic - Gujjubania, Atif1, and a few others. I did notice that some Brahmins of Chowk, e.g. Dost Mittar and others, were exempt from this mass execution, although they may have uttered expressions far higher on the vulgarometer. Anyway, I protested and hired an able Jewish attorney, Mr. KKKandK, and things took off like a Jee TV soap opera - conspiracy, backstabbing, women, wine, excessive makeup, and very little singing.

Now, Shankar Wankar Bhayya, if you keep deleting a Chowkie`s nic, along with all of his award-losing intellectual property, does he not have the right to a 2nd, a 3rd, a 4th, or a 1000th janam? Where is it written that Lord Krishna can only be reincarnated a limited number of times? They ban my nic, I get another one from the high-tech Indian Automated Nic Generator. That`s my story and I am sticking with it. :)

Ram Ram.

Hamidm2 #276, {``but i still don`t understand your beef with temporal - i think there is nothing wrong with an irascible old poet asking for a little civility, otherwise things can get out of hand ................``}

Hamid Bhai,
My only complaint against the octogenarian is his age-old hypocrisy. The filters in his thick reading glasses allow him to see only my responses to Scout, Saminasha, Succubus, Atif, and JagdeeshGodJhootbole as ``profanity,`` while these Chowk Brahmins` own vulgarity never makes it to this old man`s myopic eyes. Enough about him - I will gladly donate to his cremation fund, or if he insists, I will help buy him a ditch somewhere.

Now for Mr. Ozer Khalid. I defend Mr. Khalid`s right to be heard, just as I would defend your right to your viewpoint. Now, you will be the last person on Chowk to seek unanimity of opinion and style. I never said that I wholeheartedly agreed with the gentleman - heck I don`t always agree with Mr. Tahmed or with you on everything. But I do respect your right to speak and even admire the way you express your opinions. I think that Ozer Khalid is a good writer, regardless of your grandma`s state of orbit.

Seriously, may God grant your Sayyed-zaadi grandma a proper and restful place in the eternal galaxy, Ameen.

Have a pleasant week ahead.

Re: # 259

Temporal-ji;

{{1: look at the top of the screen...below market street and gymkhana you will find unplugged....click on it....there are many headings....explore them....particularly `off-the-wall`....a lot of these delusional legends in their mind pollute there}}

OK...I`ll TRY to get inside that lunatic asylum & throw a bucketful of Risperdal in this sh*tpot......(Jeeze Indo-Pak Chowks are POLLUTED anyways)...maybe its not good for MOIS` mental health...
BUTT...
mein computer/shamputer geek nahin huhn....
uther ``lost`` hoyega na...to phir bolna muth!

{{2: this unabashed and un-repented multi nick character started abusing scouty first and you know scout...she gives it back as good as she receives...}}

See...Go-d..I..mean...Allahdamn it!!!
Good fer scouty! You go; girl!
Dont take any CRAP from anybody!!

{{ this delusional character whines about being banned...all his post on main page are for everyone to see except the case of those nicks which were banned and posts deleted }}

I`m getting a bit PISSED at a*sholes who come with several nicks...they dont have the right to be outraged at barbs at them...

C`maan dukkar bacchas...whoever you ugly mugs are...this is what happens when you trying f*ing with peoples` mind!

#275, ZahraJ, Behen, you are deceptively hilarious. That was funny. :)

Re: # 273

salim mian,

....... in case you didn`t notice, i was the one who led the charge against the imposter ozer khalid - i can spot a fake and a charlatan from a mile .......... anyone who writes a piece of unadulterated trash and then creates a couple of mythical admirers to praise it is a very very sick person .......... i am waiting for him to pop up his ugly head again so that i can boink him like those gophers at chucky cheese ! ...... it was a lot of fun the last time around !

........ but i still don`t understand your beef with temporal - i think there is nothing wrong with an irascible old poet asking for a little civility, otherwise things can get out of hand ................i have never been unplugged, so you might have a legitimate reason for being upset, but there is a very fine line between being feisty and obnoxious ........

best wishes in your quest for justice in this cruel world ............

p.s. my grandma was a syed-zaadi so she was guaranteed a spot in heaven - of course, i wish she had been an astronaut .........

Hamidm:

You deserved post # 273 - line #9 and 10 :)

Mr. Montag #271 {``Mr. Salim and Mr. TAhmed are adding real original thinking and logic and funny posts to Chowk. Why it is causing khujli in pants of people like temporal and the skunk from Poona I do not know.``}

Thank you so much for your kind support. I have come to rely upon your constant help and genuine courage in defending someone who is outnumbered by these hooligans of Chowk. Look, my friend, we managed to defeat these hypocrites in debate. Then we exposed their hypocrisy in front of all of Chowk. When the infamous pictures of the ugly ones were made public by the efforts of skilled researchers like Mr. Gujju and Mr. Chusni, all hell broke loose. The hypocritical hooligans then resorted to their sifarish-bazi and started banning nics, deleting messages, erasing threads, and suppressing freedom of expression. They have been exposed and are now fully naked in their shame. Monty, you deserve much of the credit for their pandemonium.
Thanks,

Hamid Sahib #270, {``if he is a writer, my grandmother was an astronaut``}

Thank you for taking the time to discuss this controversy. Whether I agree with Mr. Ozer Khalid or not, I did respect his opinion and his ability to write. Of course, his being part Turkish did create an element of affinity. What I did not appreciate was Mr. Temporal`s unfair treatment of this visitor. The blatantly racist, biased, and prejudiced attitude of Mr. Temporal and his minions turned me off. As you mentioned, Mr. Tahmed is much more understanding than this hypocrite claiming to be temporarily temporal. If Temporal means worldly then, by God, this hooligan does understand the ways of the underworld. I know his type and, frankly, blame most of Pakistan`s ill fortune on his kind.

BTW, please recall your grandma from outer space. That is, of course, one way to send old people to paradise, but not the only way. May I recommend prayer and fasting instead.
Thanks,

#267, Janaab Mohtarram Tahmed Saheb,
{``But enough about them. I hope you will seriously consider the two legitimate issues Mr. t raised (multiple nicks, which are unfair to other posters since they are confusing; and on not crossing the line with female posters - and ignoring provocations as well).``}

Sir, the multiple nics are a result of the arbitrary bans that Chowk Staff, under the control of people such as Mr. Temporal and his cluster of pom pom girls and Mr. Atif and Mr. Godforbidboley Jhootboley, have imposed on me. :)

I make it a point to sign my posts with ``Salim.`` This I do deliberately to identify myself and for accountability. There is no intent on my part to defraud anyone.

I appreciate your kind advice and I intend to follow it. You have often reprimanded me for using colorful language, especially against ``female`` interactors. Let me assure you that these have almost always been in response to utterly horrible insults that my opponents have hurled at me, my family, and my friends. Out of respect for your advice:

1. I will use my own name of Salim_Chauhan as my nic. Please use your positive influence on the Chowk authorities not to ban this nic. If they comply, there will be no need for multiple nics.
2. I do not intend to participate in Chowk UP threads. So there is no need for that full-time chaprasi that Chowk has hired to follow my trail of threads and messages and delete them regardless of their content.
3. I am happily married and am definitely NOT interested in any Chowki ``she-males, females`` for any other reason than to discuss interesting topics concerning politics, religion, economics, and travels.
4. I will do my best in ignoring verbal abuse hurled at me, my family, and friends by the likes of Succubus, Sobia, Scout, Saminasha, JohnGalt aka Jagdeesh (Tytler) GodnotbolebutJhootbole, and Mullah Atif. There is, however, a limit to everyone`s patience, even a saint such as yourself.
5. My admiration and praise for you is genuine. Over the last year, I have observed you to be the most polite, compassionate, and gentle person on Chowk. Even when I don`t agree with your viewpoint, I find myself respecting the way you deliver your ideas. You, sir, are without a doubt, a gentleman and I truly respect you for that. Additionally, your rare but original and very funny humor is definitely enjoyable. Please continue.

{``Finally, I read your kind words about me. I find them to be quite accurate. :-) (Just kidding). In fact, I am so pleased at reading them, I think I will ask you to contribute them to my obituary the occassion to write it will no doubt present itself one day.``}

Sir, I hope that day is far far into the future. Deer ayid drust ayid. May you have a long and happy life.

Thank you so much for your kind words of wisdom.

Mr. Salim and Mr. TAhmed are adding real original thinking and logic and funny posts to Chowk. Why it is causing khujli in pants of people like temporal and the skunk from Poona I do not know.

salim mian,

....... `` he tormented Mr. Ozer Khalid so much, that this young writer no longer visits Chowk``...........

look, i don`t have any idea what your agenda is, but we are all better off without that charlatan ozer khalid - the man was as fake as a three and a half dollar bill and an idiot to top it off ........... if he is a writer, my grandmother was an astronaut ...........

....... and maybe you are misunderstood because ``zaban e yar e man turki, mani turki na danum`` ......... only tahmed understands turki - after all he is the only person who understands the koran