Behind the Iron Purdah

Salim...I just read yours and Godot`s merciless massacre of temporal in another thread - was hilarious as hell :()

#248, Gujju, you may not realize it, but you are responsible for the downfall of this ``brahmin`` of Chowk from his high horse. :)
Salim

Hah....any person fretting and fuming so much over the supposed credibility of an anonymous internet poster is :

A. ) A Loser
B. ) A Fool
C. ) Unemployed
D. ) All of the above....

Mr. Temporal,
Did you attend University of Colorado in Fort Collins, Colorado or Colorado State University in Boulder, Colorado?
This question is very relevant to your credibility. :)

Next time, before you accuse others, check out your facts.
Also, next time, before you post erroneous nonsense on FP, please check out your facts.

Your credibility is nosediving fast. :)

Salim

Mr. Temporal,
I must respond to you here, because on UP my responses are receiving the usual one-sided censorship treatment.

You stated about me; {``from exchanging passwrods to nicks, to hallucinating about ‘experimenting’ with us here.. being married…being a professor or teacher of some sort…indulging in experimenting with his group of friends…claiming to be a pakistani…married….managing a whore house…or was it some other joint…his hallucinations and delusions and blatant lies are sufficient for anyone to join me in saying he has no credibility``}

For a man well-advanced in years, you are expressing an unnaturally excessive interest in me, my ethnic origins, my nationality, my marital status, my educational background, my prior occupation,, and truthfulness. Please act according to your age and your gender. There are cyber trangressions that are considered much worse than profane rebuttals.

For someone who doesn`t check his facts (accusing others of actions they did not commit as confirmed by volunatry confessions of Good Samaritans, stating erroneous locations of well-known educational institutions in a Front Page article for crying out loud!), you are the last person to pontificate about CREDIBILITY.

Hopefully old age and senility will soon do you and us a huge favor. :)

Salim

#243, {``what is UP and why are people going there ? ``}

Hamindm Sahib, Do Number Walley,

UP stands for many things:
Utter Pradish - nothing to do will mooli or any other subji
United Provinces - before they created Uttar Anchal. :)
Upper Peninsula - the part of Michigan normally known as Uppa US. :)
Unplugged - a contolled environment on Chowk, where serious debate about who is who, nicwise, latest advances in cosmetics, constant whining about unemployment, low-paying jobs in caffeine merchandising, concern over the manhood of certain opponents, what to do about uncontrolled flatulence, and jealousy over other interactors` ilogs are the burning issues of the day. Debates are won by favorites by intercession with their friends on Chowk Staff. Profanity is abundant and tolerated for the ``brahmins of Chowk.`` Such is the state of affair of this site, which could be renamed as UP - Uniquely Paki. :)
Salim

#242, DM Sahib,
Thanks for clarifying that. I learned something. :)
Salim

what is UP and why are people going there ? ....... am i missing something ? ........ it sounds like some kind of an s&m site visited by people who are not satisfied by the abuse they get on the fp ......... is that where romair is hiding ?

manu404#240:

````Pooch kiye`` just doesn`t sound very Urduesque``

``PoochA kiye`` was commonly used in urdu poetry. It just means ``asked``.

Mr. Temporal,
I know that my response to your unprovoked assault on UP will be erased. So I must ensure that you have a chance to read it.

After having been caught red-handed on FP in your attempt to falsely accuse me of things that I did not do, you are now resorting to slander in this forum. Sir, you are the last person to talk about credibility - Mr. Ranger (young Gujju) taught you a well-deserved lesson about the necessity to be truthful.

You said: {``but i will say categorically this that every single time it happend on chowk the said multi nick has been guilty of instigating and starting it off...``}

Again, in your usually exaggerated manner, you said: {``every single time!`` }

There you go again. You will never learn will you? :)
Do you wish to be proven wrong again?

Again, you spoke with forked tongue: {``yet he turns back and foul mouths me and family…no credibility ``}
Again, you are lying. Please don`t confuse me with others. :) There are several people who foul mouth your family - I am not one of them. [-X

The reason for multiple nics is very clear. Your friends at Chowk see fit to erase messages, delete threads, filter my posts, even when the content is perfectly polite and rational. This selective censorship encourages resorting to multiple nics and evasive action. No doubt this message will be erased, while your one-sided, biased, and opinionated commentary will stay intact. Is it any wonder that some young people find you hypocritical and totally untustworthy? :)
Salim

#239, {``hum se bhi sub poocha kiye``}

``Pooch kiye`` just doesn`t sound very Urduesque.
Perhaps Poochtey or Pooch rahey. :)
Salim

Re: # 236
hmmmmm....

hum bhi wahan maujood thay, hum se bhi sub poocha kiye
hum chup rahay, hum haNs diye manzoor tha purdah tera

beejay,

``Hamidm, you definitely go too far when you extend your gross and sweeping generalizations to “all” Muslims `` .......

........ no, beejay, i am serious - the majority of muslim men - and that includes unwashed abdul, who shares his tent with his camel or goat - suffer from an impotent rage ........ they have been bested by other men in every field of human endeavor - science, industry, technology, sports and sex ......... yes, sex ...... inspite of being allowed the luxury of having multiple women, muslim men, because of their misogynistic upbringing, cannot keep their women happy - i base my conclusion on the scientific observation that muslim women rarely smile and the fact that muhammad ata did not want women tattling at his funeral ..........

....... the only things that a good momin has control over are his women and camels ........ the camel, he can hobble with that silly thing he wears on his head, but women are a little bit more tricky, specially if they get a little education, discover foreplay and demand the right to vote ..........this drives the poor man nuts ......... hence the impotent rage as characterized by our dear friend ntsyed ..............

....... of course this is just a layman`s opinion ........ maybe shankar can give us the real scoop from a professional viewpoint ........

#217 by teshah on August 28, 2005 7:06pm PT


What a subjct; Woman versus Man! As the story goes, Adam got bored in heaven and cried for a companion. Got gifted him with the woman.


That`s not how it went down....Adam got bored so god let his watch His TV...Adam kept hogging the remote so god created Eve to get back at Adam...

Hence the biblical quote: Take that beeyatch....Over the years it`s been corrupted to ``take that, beeyatch``...the comma kinda changes the tone....

Shankar Sahib,

``...& why do you thing I exist?!...ya dope ya!..``

Oye, doktor sahb, I dont do dope-that is a pathani or bhangi type behavior. I am just a brotha trying to survive, dekh? Also, this shrinkage is not good for my family motis, if you are seeing my point. And I have it from a very pukka source that this shrinkage is a conspiracy against the muslim world to cause havoc in the muslim family. I know very well that you cant have the apple and the apple pie. Fatso Bibi tried to get me to submit to this gora touchy feely ``rap`` business...I said, abey fatso, I am a BROWN man, not a kaaka...I dont play basketball and I dont know how to rap! Then she said it was about ``dialoguing``...such gora words for talking! Then she said maybe we see a couples counsellor! I know where this donkey cart is heading, hain!

Chowk Staff,
All the evidence regarding abusive language, sexual harassment of young males by a middle-aged ``female`` pedophile, and rampant profanity with sexual innuendos is being compiled against this notoriously abusive interactor. All this will come in handy during an eventual litigation.
Thanks,
Salim