Behind the Iron Purdah

Re: # 232

Correction: ``hysterical and hypocritical rodent Salim``

Chowk Staff,
The notoriously profane interactor has said the same obscenities in BOTH posts #230 and #231. She is guilty of repeatedly profane behavior.
Please be fair.
Thanks,
Salim

Chowk Staff,
Please pay attention to your own policies. I would not have interfered had it not been for the abusive language used against me by this notorious interactor in her post #231 below.
Please note the use of objectionable language here. It certainly smacks of sexual perversion, harassment, and pure profanity.

{``NyetBeeyatch, your citing sodomy jokes just dont make it so..``}.
{``...and that hysterical rodent Salim on the concept....``}
{``women and bears-which of course is gay talk for a burly and manly homosexual``}
{``Secondly, you dont KNOW me, beeyatch.``}
{``But nice extended farting-must have been some nihari dawaat you attended last night.``}

You have censored, warned, and banned other interactors for saying far less.
If you have noticed, I have refrained from responding to profanity with more profanity. Please acknowledge this positive approach.
Thanks,
Salim

NyetSahib,

Yet another tangential post attempting damage control? NyetBeeyatch, your citing sodomy jokes just dont make it so...perhaps Shankarji can work with you and that hysterical rodent Salim on the concept....it seems endemic to the insecure males species- their wishing makes something so...In other works NyetSahib, your repressed desires of being overcome sexually (need I point out your ``dominatrix fantasy`` in a previous and pervious post) by women and bears-which of course is gay talk for a burly and manly homosexual-is working against you BIG TIME.

Secondly, you dont KNOW me, beeyatch. What I am thinking about viz Islam is none of your business. Quite frankly, you dont seem to have the intelligence to understand what I am developing. But nice extended farting-must have been some nihari dawaat you attended last night.

Thirdly, NO ONE has forgotten that intellectual quagmire you yourself stepped into after lifting the hem of that silk robe. LABOR, WOMEN and MUSLIM countries. You had NO ANSWER. Now, kindly, stop wasting my time.

NyetSahib,

Yet another tangential post attempting damage control? NyetBeeyatch, your citing sodomy jokes just dont make it so...perhaps Shankarji can work with you and that hysterical rodent Salim on the concept....it seems endemic to the insecure males species- their wishing makes something so...In other works NyetSahib, your repressed desires of being overcome sexually (need I point out your ``dominatrix fantasy`` in a previous and pervious post) by women and bears-which of course is gay talk for a burly and manly homosexual-is working against you BIG TIME.

Secondly, you dont KNOW me, beeyatch. What I am thinking about viz Islam is none of your business. Quite frankly, you dont seem to have the intelligence to understand what I am developing. But nice extended farting-must have been some nihari dawaat you attended last night.

Thirdly, NO ONE has forgotten that intellectual quagmire you yourself stepped into after lifting the hem of that silk robe. LABOR, WOMEN and MUSLIM countries. You had NO ANSWER. Now, kindly, stop wasting my time.

ntsyed #222 {``What did the bear say to its captured hunter, whom the bear had sodomized in the last two similar incidents? ``You`re not here for bear hunting, are you?`` LOL..... ``}

Syed Sahib,
I am glad that you are putting my hunter/bear anecdote to good use. Good for you. I have never laughed so hard in such a long time. You, sir, are truly talented in showing people the right path - I could learn a lot from your excellent command of humor, wit, and calm behavior under fire.
Good Luck,
Salim

Re: # 218

{{If you marry me I promise I won`t act like that.}}

OK..Bina..when i read your article I was thinking...ki...if pakistani women get real power, we indians would be in a deep pile of do-do....

but NOW...i`m not so sure...

Re: # 211

{{...... you will be glad to know that my fish are doing fine - six african cichlids}}

See...Ay-tol`-yah!...when you`ve done with the rest... you come to the best:)...


{{....... by the way do you know how to tell a male from a female ?..........}}

The males are the ones who act like Pathans...dumb..good looking...territorial & very pugnacious mofos...

..if you wanted a ``peaceful`` cichlid tank...you should have stuck to wimpy angels & discus..

{{ also, why is it that all of them are ganging up on one poor thing that is clinging to the filter thingy in a vertical position ?}}

I hope you now realise how my cousin Romair feels...or OUGHT to feel.... when he spews his well spun bs on Chowk...the guy is identified as the ``biggest chut`` in that microcosm by his buddies...

now...be a good boy & give him real Azaadi...and...GET HIM OUTA THERE!!!...before he meets his maker!...

The fish...I mean...not Romair...


{{(reminds me of mr ntsyed) ............ and why does one of them keep on digging up the rocks ? (reminds me of the diligent ms saminasha) ............ is it a male making a nest to entice a female, or is a female doing her own thing to lay eggs ?...........}}

Not bad..not bad...you picked up on THAT... too, eh?! lol!!!

Weell actually ...the male digs a pit to ``establish a territory``...kinda like a Pathan does...

{{........ to be honest, i find what is happening in the aquarium a more interesting than the happenings on chowk ......... mrs hamidm also watches them more than she watches the tv - the kids think that we are going nuts in our middle age and think we should ``get a life`` ?.......... what is your opinion as a professional shrink and fishkeeper ?}}

I hate to tell you this...but I agree with your kids...you & your mrs need to get a life!!

Re: # 205

{{Listen, if Allah wanted us to see head doctors, he would have invented them!}}

BINGO!!!

...& why do you thing I exist?!...ya dope ya!..

Re: # 222

Er...folks...its none of my business...but there is such an ``issue`` called ``subconcious sexual attraction`` between the 2 of you....now be good & sleep with your respective partners...OK? ...fantasise all you want...but not about each other...Ok...Allah is watching....not that that is any of my business, ofcourse...but ...then again I could be wrong:()...but then again...who knows ?

Re: # 207

{{with the exception of this shrunk shrink Shankar (SSS, or S3), with whom I intend to deal in my own sweet time}}

O Jesus kaali maa!...mujhe bachaooo!!...

the Bihari`s tongue was ``got`` by the proverbial cat....

I know what hydrocoel-head is going to do....call Lallooo up & conspire about me...maybe then Lalloo will declare war on Amrika & I will be taken as PoW & sent to Guantanamo Bay Resort...& then Rabri will torture me by giving me a lap-dance...ugh...I`d rather deal with a German Shepard thingy...than be subjected to THAT!!!

``And for women are rights over men similar to those of men over women.`` Al Quran(2:226)

``there shall be no compulsion in religion`` Al Quran(2:256)

Re: # 207

Thank you BeeJay! I admire your civility.

Cheers :-)~~

Re: # 208

Semi-nasha punches the keyboard: ``Nyetsyed Beeyatch``....

LOL.....LOL.....ROTFL. Looks like the ``ineffectual threat`` achieved it first objective of psyching you out. I must say though, the result came about even faster than I had expected.

``(and this should be some indication that this post is not going to go well for you)``

Care to retract or revise that???? LOL

hmmm....``frothing and yelping like the proverbial Pavlovian dog to the electrified bone``....``sexualized body parts``....

What did the bear say to its captured hunter, whom the bear had sodomized in the last two similar incidents? ``You`re not here for bear hunting, are you?`` LOL.....

Semi-nasha, you`re not here for intellectual discussions to destroy Islam and Muslims, are you?

``you know your metaphor from your *....if your post is any proof, you havent seen either in ages....``

May be you`re right, but it`s enough comfort for me that you`ve seen and hang on to my (*) for your dear life. Keep holding on to it as long as you wish...it won`t break like your fragile proud post-graduate ego and let you fall in the pits of your own depravity. I`m glad to be of help in anyway I can.

To paraphrase Dan Ackroyd, NyetSahib, you ignorant beeyatch.

ROTFL...would you like some ointment to soothe the persistent burning sensation you`re dying with?

``And so, as you brought up labor and how Islam systematically addresses labor and gender inequity, it is up to you, dear ignorant beeyatch, to explain how.

No dear baby girl, it`s not my job to explain anything to anyone. My role ends after giving y`all, ASSpecially the doctors and doctoral candidates, a topic to do your research. Investing my time in explaing the ABCs would be a wasted investment on my part and a disservice to your diminishing intelligence. Like I said in one of the earlier posts, you`re welcome to pretend to be a `female` worker in Saudi and experience all they experience that you ask about here. Then not only you`ll see the weight in my arguments, you`ll also be able to destroy Islam & Muslims single-handedly. But apparently you`re not up for glory, are you baby girl? You just need intellectual hand-outs and lollipops to keep your hands & mouth look busy, aye? No problemo...chowk is the place for you.

``Your backside (and this is to borrow the metaphor that seems to be the defining trope for you) had a alot to say,

ROTFL...you`re killing me. Please stop it...it hurts to laugh anymore...excuse me....gotta relieve myself....ROTFL.

ahem...I`m back...boy, that was what we call relief. May be a physician here can shed some light on why excessive laughing causes the bladder to overflow.

Anyway...no wonder everything I said went over and past your proud-post-graduate head. You had your ears and nose stuck to my backside. Sorry about Lahori chaanay I had last night...absolutely delicious they were. And that`s all my backside was saying: ``Lahori chanay were delicious``

Do you think any woman worth her mettle takes a beeyatch like you seriously?..........ROTFL.

I don`t know about ``any woman worth her mettle``, but with your numerous provocative posts addressed to me, I know YOU take this `beeyatch` more seriously than others.

Go home and cry........ROTFL

would you stop already?!?....how am I supposed to cry when you keep making me laugh so hard, although I guess I did get some tears from laughing so hard.

#209 by Saminasha on August 28, 2005 3:16pm PT
And NyetSahib,

Notice how I dont need a bunch of mediocre netwits cheering me on. So telling that you do....

Thank you AphraBehen for lending support to your beleaguered doctor here. But unfortunately as ungrateful as she is, you`re nothing but a `mediocre netwit` for her. I, on the other hand, still appreciate your support for her

Cheers all....I`m gonna vanish for sometime again (Semi-nasha, you breath easy now ... hehehe)

;-)~~

#220 Hamidm2

Okay hamidm, you forced the truth out of me!

I hope Shamina sahiba is not mad at me. The piece on culture was not mine – it was from her (from her “Dude” piece). I was only giving it back to her – in a manner of speaking!

However my dear Hamidm, you definitely go too far when you extend your gross and sweeping generalizations to “all” Muslims (that won’t include YOU by any chance?) You may mean it in jest – but how are simple folks (like me) to tell?

For instance, I know MANY Muslim friends who have canine housemates – no metaphor intended – and there is nothing “fishy” about how much they are attached to those pets!

Regarding you choking your hapless fish – didn’t I already warn you against listening to shrunk shrink Shankar (SSS, or S3). This is terrible, you start out getting your feet wet with the fish and before one knows it – you will be trying that stunt on humans!

Disclaimer: The word “shrunk” in intended to refer to narrowness of thought, limited vocabulary, and an inherent inability amounting to a debilitating disability to rise above cuss-words. Any resemblance with real or fictitious bodily appendages of the object in question is purely coincidental – unless it is real!

Re: # 219

beejay,

....thanks for enlightening us on the nuances of culture, a commodity that is in short supply on chowk since it has been taken over by bad poets and uncivilized folks .......... and you are right, ntsyed is in a class by himself - so let`s thank god for small favors .........

......... but i do think the muslim man is overly occupied with women`s affairs because his home and his woman are the only thing he controls ........ in every other field of endevour he has been beaten badly by the infidel men .(and women !).............. it would have been a lot easier if he could come home and kick the dog, but unfortunately islam does not allow us to keep dogs as pets ........... the other day i tried to choke my fish but it was slippery and got away ............