Behind the Iron Purdah

what would a namard be without his jackasses a congratulating?

we`ll never know, as mediocrity reigns at chowk!

Saminasha,

How utterly brilliant you are! We missed you for all those weeks when there was no one to make any of the kinds of points you were making! Who actually writes about labor unions among interactors? Why nobody but you, Saminasha!

I wish you`d just collect a whole bunch of nics and make it look like there was a community of intelligent and progessive interactors! Because it seems that whenever the lowest common denominator posts, there are five other trogs congratulating him for actually using a keyboard! And if he is able to make a joke without referring to his own inadequacies? Its like the heaven the Ummah has envisioned!

I love you Saminasha, and all your comments on chowk and I am not afraid to say it! You are just so wickedly sharp tongued and have a laser like focus that I cant possibly support because I want everyone to be my friend!

But keep up the good work! I love you!

-a

Re: # 9

My dear Bihari-bhayya...tere dhoti mein do vade-vade papaya!!,

Whats this!!!?...you are dissin` my drinkin` an` doping buddy hamid for taking advice from mois?...somewhere in this maze of messages???

Lemme tell you...if there is ANYTHING worse than being a prepuceless/dickless descendant of Lord Ram of Lahore....is you hydrocoel-head descendants of Lord Krishna of Bihar!!!!

Here is a land blessed with RICH minerals...& what are you DUFFER Bihari showing for yourselves?!.... so backward-assed...that even Pathans look at you an` say...``Allah-damnit! these Biharis are one backward-assed buggers!....``
saala,.... sara hindustan ka naam satyanash kar dete hain!...

Do India a HUGE favor, hahn!?

Why dont YOU... & Lallooo...& his corpulent wife, Rabri (gee...she looks like she imbibed one too many rabris).... & all the motely billion crew of Biharis......BREAK AWAY...from India....&...&... JOIN the Land of the Pure!?...

TRUST me....it just might be a win-win situation for everybody...!!!

Oooops...they dont want you:(
Join Bangladesh!...oops..they dont want you either!
Join Nepal!....are you kidding...those Gorkhas arent as dumb as they look!...

I got it!!...maybe you guys ought to merge with frikkin Burma...& step out of the train altogether....

Re: # 25

{{Women are actually becoming fighter pilots.}}

Ok...that does it...India is TOTALLY screwed..

Saminasha, I second and third AphraBehen`s opinion....but as a man, I find that the last thought I had coincide with the release of George Carlin`s list of no-no words...and then it went downhill from there....the pc police has made my life miserable....those goody two shoes-or is this a perjorative term?...those well meaning ambidexterous abled anthropods have made my kicking the eighteen year old taco jockey an offense in Miss Manner`s books!...Miss Manners! George, can you hear me?....Why do I have to worry about things like why my mother`s dhoban doesnt have any teeth?....I know why she doesnt have teeth, but what can I do about it?....Its all Hugh Chavez`s fault, I say! ....Does he even know who George Carlin is?

and speaking of George Carlin....where is my twig and munjun?...I`d like to agree with you Sha Sahiba...but this new generation scares me.....they like kaaley comics like ``chis rock`` and ``dave chappelle``...why do they want to listen to someone who`s name means ``hat`` in french?....they keep talking about ``keeping it real``...``keeping it real``?...how about ``keeping it fresh?`` I asked my donut boy when I got my last cup of chai cappucino....how about ``keeping it in the family?``....how about keeping it john updike...who I`d read....but he`s been canonized-the kiss of literary death-and he`s still alive!....

Bina,
I, like most men, support women`s right to education, healthcare, employment, driving, voting, running for office and serving. What many of us men, and I believe most women, have a problem with is the feminazis overshadowing the women`s rights movements and hijacking the agenda. Then, sadly, we are left with shrieking, bra burnin, tampon wielding, obscenity spewing, misandry advocating, anarchist, lesbianism promoting, atheistic, castration threatening, amazons bent on having men reduced to effeminate rubber stamps. Thank God, most women do not share this vision of these mutants of femininity. As we strive to help the cause of genuine women, let us not be deterred by the noise created by these squeaky wheels. Sometimes the squeaky wheel get the oil, but at other times it gets replaced. :)
Salim

Re: # 67

salim,

{{I have to be fair in my criticism. What you are suggesting to Pakis is already happening in high-tech India - thanks to the female infanticide as a result of sonograms and selective abortions. I hope that silly practice is stopped quickly.}}

Right...it would be poetic justice when 20 yrs from now...there will be 3 eligible bachelors for 1 ``eligible jawan lady...I cant wait for the day when WOMEN start demanding dowry..

Re: # 100

temporal-ji,

{{however there is no harm in transferring some universal values...like not pissing on the neighbour`s lawn...}}

...and not adding some Canadian malt to the virgin margaritas...surreptitiously...shhh...when abba an` ammi are not in sight...!

#173, {``Right...it would be poetic justice when 20 yrs from now...there will be 3 eligible bachelors for 1 ``eligible jawan lady...I cant wait for the day when WOMEN start demanding dowry.. ``}

That or have a war with Pakistan over its abundant ``natural`` resources. :) But, before that I think that economics will play an important role in the ``export`` of such resources - Meera is just the beginning. :)

Salim

Re: # 102

trust me guys...i`ve encountered more prejudice in my 24 yrs in india...than my 24 yrs in amrika!...my kid is a true blue amerikan...er..with universal values...i havent caught her taking a leak on my lawn...yet...

Bina....women scare me...first they want to decide whether or not I`m going to marry them...then they want to insist that the dowry that should be mine is their propty...it was mine the day their parents starting giving that land, jewelry, apartment, money, clothing, car to them! Those gold bangles are MINE!!!....Anyway, then they want the right to divorce me? When does it end? You mean to say I can spend hours on the internet bothering other women, and that gives my wife the right to critcise me? What are they going to want next? The right to conjual bliss? I`M happy, isnt thats whats really important? They want to decide if THEY want to have children? WHAT?? Because now THEY want an education? Then THEY want a job? Then THEY say, its okay to have girlchildren and they throw out all the condolence cards we get after she has a girl baby? Then THEY say for the boys to help in the house? ME as well? Then THEY say they will let our daughter choose who she will marry?ISNT the baass happy with her own life with me as her nauker?

When does it end?

Re: # 163

Thank you for the warm welcome dear sister...may Allah keep you and your loved ones happy and prosperous in this world and hereafter! Although I`m here only briefly. In two days time I go back out on the road to earn a halal rizq Allah has allocated for me.

Some wise people have said one recognizes another`s traits [and forms ;-)~~] by virtue of his/her own. After reading the few responses to my post, I couldn`t agree more.

M`asSalaam,
:-)~~

Re: # 164

ufffffff Allah... itna to koi blonde bhi nahi tapti agar uskay samnay koi blonde-joke suna de...tauba tauba tauba....hehehe

Reading your last line suddenly gave me the thought this is as close to a dominatrix as I`m getting in this world. I wonder though, when did this kind learn to use the ``P`` word as in `please`? Anyway, if Allah allows me into heavens, I may ask for a 6` dominatrix just to see what the whole fuss was about.

Anyhow...you`ve asked way too many irrelevant questions for a busy man to answer in a short time. I`ll tell you what, why don`t you do a practical hands-on investigative research and become a ``worker`` you describe in your questions and undergo the predicaments you mention and you`ll see the leadership, operations, strikes, negotiations and everything else. I`m sure your anti-Islamic rants will not be factored in. I`ll lie and put in a good word for you. That way you`ll have a solid undisputable data to bring down the entire Islam single-handedly. One couldn`t make you a better offer to achieve your objective than that. The only question is, are you up for it?

Earn your kudos baby girl...whining will only get you a lousy sugar-lollipop to rot your teeth and appetite ;-)~~

The big barn....
Speaking of ``Phillipina/Bangladeshi/Pakistani/Sri Lankan/African woman domestic worker(s)``, how come we find the same nationalities/races in these professions in the US of A in addition to the poor Latinas from south of the border? Why are there so few whites (if any) in this profession in the US? A lot of them tell similar stories as their sisters in ``so called Islamic countries``. Is US one of these countries too?

Ah the data, you must ask...sorry I couldn`t help predict your silliness...but then I`ll let you predict my response to let you get even on this one.

I`m sure you`re able to see the other side of the barn just as easily. Hint: Google, Clusty, plus it`s just as big as this side, unless of course choose to remain logically and rationally impaired.

ciao :-)~~

Re: # 165

Tasleemat Salim Saheb! I try to utilize whatever blessings Allah has bestowed on me to its maximum potential.

Judging from Saminasha`s 166, I`m sure I`ll be a fan of yours ;-)~~

M`asSalaam
:-)~~

Re: # 106

temporal,

{{...where is that unmitigated rascal shanker?}}

i`m here!...i`m here!!...
....& flattery wont get you anywhere...


{{all cultural transference in kids takes place between the incubation and age three...}}

Aw...it isnt as simple as that...yes.... our human mind (brain ) LEARNS the most in our first 3 years ....& a lot of our CORE emotions are formed in those formative years....
BUTT...its the ``nature vs nurture `` fight...

our immediate society has a great pull on you...ESP when you are a teenager...the American society has a very very powerful, though insiduous, way of ``mixing you``

so if you want your daughter to be a a good muslim girl...or a good sati savitri...take her back to des.. before she becomes a teenager...

why do you think ``teenage years`` are so challenging...for parents..?...my 19 (going on 50) teenage daughter has given me a few grey hairs...when she challenges my core ``desi`` beliefs...I have the scars to prove it...

When a human being becomes a ``teenager`` his/her role models change...their parents arent the ``gods`` they thought they were....& their teenage friends (who are in constant contact with them ...over landlines...over cell phones...over aol/msn messengers)...complain that THEIR parents have pretty antiquated ``universal values`` too...

until...you get to put your foot down & say ...``hey KID!...whether this is INDIA or AMRIKA...there is ONE SIMPLE UNIVERSAL RULE....no matter where you go in this world``....

MY HOUSE>>>MY RULES!!!!!!

Like that incredible guru of parenthood, Bill Cosby, tells his son Theo...``I bought you into this world ....& I can take you OUT!!!``:))

...and...and... did you know what that feminazi kid said; when I first threw that COMMANDMENT at her?!

``wait till mommy comes home...I`ll tell her how much of a patronising ...male ...chauvinistic oink..you are!!!``

Its real pathetic to see a grown brahmin shrink cry real tears of frustration!:))))

My child psychiatry teacher once told me ``parenthood is the ONLY amateur profession left in this world!...``