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Why MQM Wants To Enter Punjab? Tafa Londonwala is upto something very nefarious in Punjab and the Northern areas.

This menace needs the same treatment that the Q-trojans need.

That Peculiar Feeling Of Falling Out Of Love "those couples in which each spouse maintains an exciting recreational life outside the marriage do better than those who become boring as the institution of marriage kills their creativity and spontaneity and monogamy becomes monotony."

What a joker!

He has said that before and readers here have objected. In the west we know what 'exciting recreational life outside the marriage' means.

Don't listen to this non-sense because this is what he suggests to the female patients who lie down on the couch.

Beware.

It is Time: The Women’s Right Movement in Pakistan No which P-envier has red-flagged her father's post #57?

Zee sahib, have you considered 'V ki bakwas', by replacing 'V' with a Punjabi word of your choice?

I'm suffering from amnesia in Ramadan.

Hindu Mathematics – How Original Was It?

Odd Jobs ATTENTION perverts and pimps: Chowq has at last found its resident whore!

Missing Link? Error Said,

"And sadly, amidst such evidence and scientific accomplishment, some people outright reject natural selection and compare it with preconceived notions of creationism."

My heart weeps (make that, laughs) for you!

Were you preconceived and created too?

Chowq loves you!

Why Yes: Homeless Hoes!!! Padesh,

Are you the same 'Miss Mrikan Bhai' who is now acting as Padesh? Business sure is bad these days.....

If God is the Same then Why is God Different? Sister Saima,

Never mind the fact that you're sitting on my article (Qutb-ud-din Aibak) for no reason other than that I let athiests have what they truly deserve: a good spanking on their unbelieving hindquarters. And you sure know how to play to this unbelieving gallery, hence this rain of blunderful interacts full of praise. All praise is due to Allah alone.

Get down to reading the Book that should matter most to you (not the nursery rhymes, but the Qur'an!) in both the lives.

Your loving brother,

Tahir

The Stranger Re: # 44

"...the umbilical cord will shrivel up.."

Things that are not attended to at the right time can shrivel up to much worse states. Observe.

"...circumcision is no longer done at birth in most Western countries...Have you really never heard of this concept?...a raging controversy about circumcision....

And that's why their level of satisfaction is abysmal. Animals, plastic toys, homosexuality, lesbianism, THESE are their problems which they wish to export to us as enlightenment and high culture.

"I don't expect customs that are thousands of years old to disappear any day soon, and am not interested in discussing it."

Why, are you running away after igniting the wrong fires? Love and love-making are millions of years old. I suggest you throw these concepts out of the window and live as a spinister.

Good luck.

The Stranger Re: # 43
"Of course he won't. Nor would any other Muslim man."

Thanks for forming CHOWK (circumcised hulks of the wild kind)! Say you will not compete unnecessarily to become its president!

:)

The Stranger Re: # 26
"i also liked the love making at the end- though i was unsure if she stood up on the bed to undress (a little dangerous if you have a low fan no?) or stood by the bed- a lot of pakistani women writers skip those bits entirely."

What she means is: keep the pornographic details coming as THIS is what will bring someone great rewards in the next 'best-sellers written by Muslim women' competition.

Please have the interacts and i-logs approved by your fathers, brothers, or husbands.

My November Rain The next article will be titled (I was told with sobs over the phone): My Decemeber Pain

My November Rain Chalo ab saray bachay ghar jao, tumhari ammiaN tumhaiN bula rahi haiN!

:)

My November Rain Posted by Mont_Blanc_Alps Mar 25, 2009 09:17 am

Miss/Mrs/Mr. Khan,

I will let you choose your gender now. Nice try, keep it up. Now with the apology.

Tahir, comparing this article with what you have written in the past (most of which is somehow hidden from the chowk public's view) on the front page is like comparing donkeys (sorry Hina) and thoroughbreds (Tahir). In order to improve our reading habbits on chowk, we need more of your satire and humour, please contribute more of your work, and don't let the silly chowk bans stop you. Let all readers enjoy your work.

Long live quality!

My November Rain Beta dancing-in-Lahore-rain,

I wish you'd asked daddy for the old dictionary. Why did you fixate on that 'e', you could have looked for OBSERVABLE instead of insisting that 'there is no such word as "observeable" in the dictionary'?

The point is, given your baby age, what you wrote gives you completely away (to whom, I don't know and I don't care).

I'm not going to apply nail-polish and get into a scratch-match with a girl; from now on you'll either re-learn or never learn.

Mind the wet pavement now.

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ob·serv·a·ble [əb zúrvəb'l]
adjective
noticeable: able to be seen or detected

noun (plural ob·serv·a·bles)
something directly measurable: something that can be measured or observed directly, e.g. temperature

-ob·serv·a·bil·i·ty [əb zùrvə bíllətee], noun

My November Rain Miss Khan (again),

You can write (I think), but you've spoilt it all by using not street-smartness but rather street-dumbness. The least you could have done was to review it once.

"Or in this case, dancing nude in the rain. But thought otherwise. My neighbors might be watching. It was Lahore after all."

What a picture you've painted of yourself on this nudist site called Chowq where all (but not all really) can expose themselves freely!

And why do you think that the people of my hometown have nothing better to do than watch girls (who don't know the meaning of shame to begin with) in their B'day suits?

"Sh*t........-- all in that order"

Must you use such four-letter words? I'm sorry I couldn't finish reading your latest gem. There are women here who abuse like men, and make this a site only fit for Pakistan's (include India too) leftover citizens in foreign lands.

Very sad indeed.

PS: Watch how the creepy crawlies will soon begin to appreciate your effort here!