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Zeemax
“Godot, I read that fantastic translation you did of Ismat Chughtai`s ``Lihaf`` a long time ago. What happened to you? I don`t expect a reply. I guess Chowk did that to you too. It has become a poisonous forum. Better shut down.”
Yes, zee, I am a changed person for the worse. Chowk has taken a toll on me. It has killed everything that was good and decent about me. I cannot deal with insults and will resort to the cruelest form in a cyber fight. Words, as they say, are deadlier than a sword. Nah, don’t shut it down. A handful of morons should not be allowed to drive this site into the ground, although they try their very best. Arjun is a hired dick to do precisely that. Anyway, I apologize go you again. I meant what I said to you in my apology on my Middle East board. I hope you and I don’t go that route of name-calling again. Thank you for reading and liking my translation.
Arjun
You are beneath contempt. I will get you sooner or later, as I did once before. I know all your holes are still available to insert my dildo, except for your booger-filled nose, as your boss Tunk Vandermaatherchodum, wiping his drool from the corner of his lips seeing your dhoti-less wide ass, once clarified about you.
Posted by
Godot
Aug 15, 2006 11:21 am
Zeemax
“Godot, I read that fantastic translation you did of Ismat Chughtai`s ``Lihaf`` a long time ago. What happened to you? I don`t expect a reply. I guess Chowk did that to you too. It has become a poisonous forum. Better shut down.”
Yes, zee, I am a changed person for the worse. Chowk has taken a toll on me. It has killed everything that was good and decent about me. I cannot deal with insults and will resort to the cruelest form in a cyber fight. Words, as they say, are deadlier than a sword. Nah, don’t shut it down. A handful of morons should not be allowed to drive this site into the ground, although they try their very best. Arjun is a hired dick to do precisely that. Anyway, I apologize go you again. I meant what I said to you in my apology on my Middle East board. I hope you and I don’t go that route of name-calling again. Thank you for reading and liking my translation.
Arjun
You are beneath contempt. I will get you sooner or later, as I did once before. I know all your holes are still available to insert my dildo, except for your booger-filled nose, as your boss Tunk Vandermaatherchodum, wiping his drool from the corner of his lips seeing your dhoti-less wide ass, once clarified about you.
The Jews, Israel, and the Middle East
Zeemax
Your lund is stuck in your mother’s phuddi. Cold water, cold water.
Btw, what was that plumber looking for in your mother`s gaand?
Posted by
Godot
Aug 14, 2006 04:41 am
Zeemax
Your lund is stuck in your mother’s phuddi. Cold water, cold water.
Btw, what was that plumber looking for in your mother`s gaand?
The Jews, Israel, and the Middle East
Zeemax
What! No new ingenious gaali? Dude, you are slipping fast on the slippery slope!
You want to have a contest as to who can stuff his lund in other`s mouth, motherfucker?
Posted by
Godot
Aug 14, 2006 04:23 am
Zeemax
What! No new ingenious gaali? Dude, you are slipping fast on the slippery slope!
You want to have a contest as to who can stuff his lund in other`s mouth, motherfucker?
The Jews, Israel, and the Middle East
Okay, forget about the ``high road``....now that Chowk staff has decided to keep Zeemax`s filth and abuse, this is what the conflict in the Middle East has boiled down to...can anyone blame Israel for sinking low and taking on Hezbullu?
Here`s the Israeli response to Hezbullu aka Zeemax
If Zeemax`s father screwed his sister and Zeemax and Zeemax`s sister were conceived, and then Zeemax screwes his sister and Zeemax`s son was born, that makes Zeemax`s son:
A. Son of a maatherchod
B. Son of a behenchod
C. Son of a rundi
D. Both A and B
E. All of the above
Go Hezbmaatherchod!!!
Posted by
Godot
Aug 14, 2006 03:51 am
Okay, forget about the ``high road``....now that Chowk staff has decided to keep Zeemax`s filth and abuse, this is what the conflict in the Middle East has boiled down to...can anyone blame Israel for sinking low and taking on Hezbullu?
Here`s the Israeli response to Hezbullu aka Zeemax
If Zeemax`s father screwed his sister and Zeemax and Zeemax`s sister were conceived, and then Zeemax screwes his sister and Zeemax`s son was born, that makes Zeemax`s son:
A. Son of a maatherchod
B. Son of a behenchod
C. Son of a rundi
D. Both A and B
E. All of the above
Go Hezbmaatherchod!!!
The Jews, Israel, and the Middle East
Humsab
``How proud your son will feel when he reads the stuff you have been posting here on chowk``
He will point his finger to his father and proudly tell his friends, ``That`s my dad!``
Posted by
Godot
Aug 14, 2006 03:12 am
Humsab
``How proud your son will feel when he reads the stuff you have been posting here on chowk``
He will point his finger to his father and proudly tell his friends, ``That`s my dad!``
The Jews, Israel, and the Middle East
Zeemax
Haha!!! You impotent runt, you think you own Chowk? I`ll be here blowing firecrackers up yours!
I thought this essay has put your underware on fire, but then I realized that fire was there but you were not wearing any underwear! Btw, how are you parents/brother-sister doing? Cursing the crap out of you inventing ingenious new galis? Apparently you have lerarned well from them!
Posted by
Godot
Aug 13, 2006 03:05 pm
Zeemax
Haha!!! You impotent runt, you think you own Chowk? I`ll be here blowing firecrackers up yours!
I thought this essay has put your underware on fire, but then I realized that fire was there but you were not wearing any underwear! Btw, how are you parents/brother-sister doing? Cursing the crap out of you inventing ingenious new galis? Apparently you have lerarned well from them!
The Jews, Israel, and the Middle East
Zeemax
Okay, I don`t have the time or the vocabulary to compete with you as to who can get lower. You live in a sewer and win hands down. You will not drag me down to your level. The son who is conceived as a result of a brother and sister making out under a charpai will always win in a contest as to how low one can get.
No time for me to interacts with the runts. Goodluck and goodbye.
And I thought Chowk had any dignity left not to allow impotent runts like you. Boy, was I mistaken.
Posted by
Godot
Aug 13, 2006 12:37 pm
Zeemax
Okay, I don`t have the time or the vocabulary to compete with you as to who can get lower. You live in a sewer and win hands down. You will not drag me down to your level. The son who is conceived as a result of a brother and sister making out under a charpai will always win in a contest as to how low one can get.
No time for me to interacts with the runts. Goodluck and goodbye.
And I thought Chowk had any dignity left not to allow impotent runts like you. Boy, was I mistaken.
Why Aren’t Muslim Women Converting to Christianity?
Behram, 548
“And who potty trained you? Did you mother taught you”
No, not my mother. It’s people like you who trained me to relieve myself in their mouths.
“Did...taught”! Who taught you English! I thought batli-valas like you knew this language well!
“Why does he not use his spouse`s mouth?”
Because he has not come across a batli-vala!
“your way of oral sex, peeing in other people`s mouths!”
No doubt! It gives me immense sexual pleasure to relieve myself in the mouths of people like you.
Posted by
Godot
May 5, 2006 11:45 am
Behram, 548
“And who potty trained you? Did you mother taught you”
No, not my mother. It’s people like you who trained me to relieve myself in their mouths.
“Did...taught”! Who taught you English! I thought batli-valas like you knew this language well!
“Why does he not use his spouse`s mouth?”
Because he has not come across a batli-vala!
“your way of oral sex, peeing in other people`s mouths!”
No doubt! It gives me immense sexual pleasure to relieve myself in the mouths of people like you.
Why Aren’t Muslim Women Converting to Christianity?
Behram
“God has given me two balls”
Okay, then, go ahead distribute those flyers in Karachi printed with your nuggets on this board.
“I am afraid that my balls are way too precious...I will leave it up to those who are better equipped.”
Too precious? What are they? Made of silk and cotton? What you are admitting is that you don’t have any balls and leave courage to those who have them. All talk no action, eh! That’s a batli-vala for you!
“Maybe you have an extra set of balls that can be used on those who pee on the streets of Karachi, after mubasharat. Do you?”
Unlike you, I do have balls and I stand for my principles. I don’t pee on streets. However, I’m open to pee in your mouth.
Posted by
Godot
May 5, 2006 11:11 am
Behram
“God has given me two balls”
Okay, then, go ahead distribute those flyers in Karachi printed with your nuggets on this board.
“I am afraid that my balls are way too precious...I will leave it up to those who are better equipped.”
Too precious? What are they? Made of silk and cotton? What you are admitting is that you don’t have any balls and leave courage to those who have them. All talk no action, eh! That’s a batli-vala for you!
“Maybe you have an extra set of balls that can be used on those who pee on the streets of Karachi, after mubasharat. Do you?”
Unlike you, I do have balls and I stand for my principles. I don’t pee on streets. However, I’m open to pee in your mouth.
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