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Two Tears in a Bucket #291 by Goldfinger

Exactly GF yaar! This guy szaman is so hung up on BJs that I'm sure as a child, he must have seen his mom do that to customers. As for neembu, she herself looks like an unkil (there's not a trace of feminity in her mugshot that someone posted here..looks every inch a drag queen), so there's a deep seated reason why she calls other women that.

Did Pakistan Modify Harpoon Missile? #148 by bulleya

Young or old, Captain Clueless, you will forever be a ayitoohc (read in reverse)..LOL! You've inherited the worst of both Gul Khan and your great great grandma's (who meekly submitted herself to Gul Khan while your great great grandpa looked on helplessly) genes. So you've inherited both your grandma's timidity (evidenced by submitting yourselves to the Hellfires fired regularly up your behinds), and Gul Khan's stupidity (indulging in stupidities like Kargil, only to have your sorry behinds whupped).

Did Pakistan Modify Harpoon Missile? Here comes Captain Clueless with his hare-brained "anal"ysis. The moron doesn't realize that the first person that the ignorant Gul Khan exploited was probably his great great grandma and Captain Clueless still carries remnants of his genes. No wonder he's still ignorant; ignorant great great grandson of the ignorant Gul Khan.

Did Pakistan Modify Harpoon Missile? nkg yaar, I agree with the points you raised. But someone needs to put this old coot in his place. And that is what I am doing :)

My Boy, Jonaid #15 by fuzair

Did you feel the same when the LTTE was torturing and executing captured Indian Army soldiers in Sri Lanka?

Fuzair c******a, no one in India glorified the Indian army soldiers when they went into Sri Lanka. In fact many Indians felt the army deserved it for having nurtured the LTTE. The army too quickly learnt its lessons unlike yours which still retains the terrorists fighting in Kashmir.

Bombay Lefties #5 by RiazHaq

Sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you're a fool than open it and remove all doubt. This perfectlly applies to you Riaz ch@@tiye.

You already are in no position to point fingers at Indian democracy because of the filthy dictatorships under which your people have been toiling like slaves since Pakistan's "independence". Now take any sector, education, health or social welfare, India spends more (as a percentage of GDP) than Pakistan, so you are in no position to point fingers at the country on this too.

So just shut up!

A Prescription for the BJP\'s Revival #535 by RiazHaq

Khyber, Dell stopped doing tech support from India after a lot of customer complaints. This happened several years ago.

What a chu+iya!!!! Riaz mian, as someone wise said, sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you're a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt. Dell has flourishing tech support centers in India in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Delhi. Just because you want them closed doesn't mean they are. Please type "Dell + Hyderabad" in Google and you'll know what I'm saying. Moron!

It\'s Yet Another Pakistani Nuclear Anniversary Today #178 by RiazHaq

Haven't you and your fellow ill-wishers been dreaming of that since 1947?

Chut!ye, that is what you and your ilk have been dreaminh since the day Pakistan was born. Ever heard "ek dhakka aur do, Hinddustan ko toRh do"? That's what your masters at Kakul and your compatriots throughout Pakistan have been doing. For how can a country populated by Kafirs excel a country populated by Allah's chosen Muslims? How could a country that is so disunited (comprising of so many disparate religions and ethnicities) force a humiliating surrender on Pakistan, a land of martial people?

In every chosen human endeavor, India has excelled Pakistan and that is something you a$$holes haven't been able to digest. That is why the Khalistan and Kashmir insurgencies, bomb blasts and terrorist attacks such as the one in Mumbai. So continue to dig graves for India, for it will come in handy when you want to lie down in one of them!

Tense Day in Delhi with Pakistani Journalists #204 by RiazHaq

As to the caste system, just ask the poor Indian dalits about how humane it is. Ask them why they are converting to other religions in droves.

Did you pull that out from your a$$ Riaz mian? Abay chut!yay, Pakis use the word "chamar" and "bhangee" derogatorily all the time on Chowk. If the Pakis on Chowk are any indication, Pakis are more casteist than Indians can ever aspire to be.

Pakistan Is Partitioned By Its National Assembly #217 by RiazHaq

Recently, a British Minister Alexander contrasted the rapid growth in China with India's economic success

When the numbers work in their favor, Pakis compare India with their country. When they don't, they compare India with China (as this illustrious alumni of some mental institution is doing here). As if if Pakis weren't Pakis, they would be Chinese..LOL!

Heed Tariq Ali\'s Voice #90 by tahir

In case it failed to ring your bell, your beloved bhaiya got ban-chowQed for being abusive about Islam.

Abay sozzled dhakkan, being abusive towards a few abusive Pakis (you and BS-ing Mojo) is not the same as being abusive towards Islam. On the other hand, you dhakkans have liberally abused Hindu gods and their way of life. I will never abuse Islam because I know the disease you suffer from is not because of Islam, it is in spite of it.

The Palestinian Puzzle #809 by tahir

Hairish Hydra, when I said look up the meaning of my name, I did not mean look up into your you-know-where. Now why did you do that?

Chut!ye now you look really lost, unable to argue coherently. I suspect you must be "high on spirits", because only someone drunk can babble on the way you are doing without making any sense at all.

Okay, smarty pants, write an article that makes everyone laugh.

I can give thought to that some time, but right now, I'm only intent on making YOU cry.

The Palestinian Puzzle #738 by ta-hiramandiwala

Hairish Hydra has insulted all Indians by directly implying that while Pakistanis emerged from their mothers' wombs, Indians emerged from a place reserved for ejecting excretion.

Chut!ye, where were you hiding when your countrymen were heaping insults on the "kaley Indians"? Now when I pointed that out, you emerge from "a place reserved for ejecting excretion" and act all indignant. Crawl back to where you emerged out from moron!

The Palestinian Puzzle Chut!ya Pakis are so hung up on looks that they appear not to have noticed that everyone in the world (including the equally screwed up Afghans) are screwing them royally from behind. Morons, looks aren't going to save you, it is the brains. If it did, the good-looking Pathans in the tribal areas wouldn't wake up to hellfires every single day.

The Palestinian Puzzle #637 by bull$hittingmojo

He is talking about Palestinains who stand by their bombed houses and not a Pimp Army, whose role the Indi Army wants to take over in 2009.

Chut!ye, the only pimp army in the neighborhood is YOUR own army. Who else would bomb their own citizens using helicopter gunships and spray chemical weapons inside their own mosques?

The Palestinian Puzzle #579 by bull$hittingmojo

and If by chance they happned to be low caste Hindu who converted to Islam, I would have admitted it.
What's your point?

That's the point BS (I'll leave out the M)! That you're too ashamed to admit that you're ancestors were local converts.