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Role of Pakistan Army Under Musharraf Just Stinks Omar #271,
You can use some diversion - HP had asked me to contribute to his list of Sadna`s desires. I thought you would like to share these on your board. Here is what I said to HP:

``Good to hear from you. I think that you do a very good job on the other boards yourself - I am quite a fan of yours. Thanks for the compliments, but I wish I deserved them. The ``breeze`` you mentioned came from the east - it was the flatulence in unison from
Gujjubania, SugarBaap, and Harimau. Or they were simply shitting in their dhotis after exerting themselves when they threw stones on the Delhi-Lahore bus.
Also, you asked me to contribute to your list of Sadna`s desires. You want me to divulge the deep secrets of the ``love of my life?`` I can`t do that!. I have higher principles than to sell out the sweet girl - NOT!
Here goes:
3. Sadna desires and deserves to be the Chief of Staff of the Pak Army. She meets the basic requirements - no brains, a mustache, and a minimum of two balls (there goes my ISI job!)
4. Sadna wants to be a total vegetarian. Her favorite vegetable - cucumber!
5. Sadna recently had an abortion - she wasn`t sure the child was hers.
6. Sadna wants to fly to Islamabad this Christmas. She heard that Mushy was going to take his uniform off on the 31st. Sadna, relax and stop getting all wet - woh wardi nahin utare ga!
7. Sadna has been the object of many a romantic ballad - here is one:
There once was a man from Baroda
Who couldn`t pay Sadna what he owed her
She got up from bed, with her c*nt flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda
8. Sadna wanted to become a terrorist for the Jan Sanghis. She tried to blow up the Delhi-Lahore bus, but burned her lips - she is now recuperating in the burn unit.
9. Sadna wants to be a politician. She won a debate contest in school. The topic was ``My dhoti is cleaner than yours.``
10. Sadna wants to lose some weight. She is so big that she has her own zip code (postal code).
many more later.
See ya.``

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Omar #378,
I see what you mean. I went to the Shaheen board and quickly ran away. That place is a firing range - one can get hurt. Although your comment about ``thar she blows again`` got me laughing. It was really funny. Poor sadna, she gets so angry, I visualize her as somone who is constantly passing razor blades.
Have a great weekend.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Harimau #377,
Thanks for the new title - I like to have my destiny in my own hands. That was pretty good.
Barachota very happy - got a hot date with desi chick from UK. Will have fun tonight. Sometimes it is fun to have sex - with another human being. At least you called me master.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Harimau #376,
No wonder! At the time of Richard Burton, the 19th century dude, Karachi was a Sindhi Hindu town. Just so that you are not disappointed, we still got those places filled with boys, they are now called madrasas - nothing to do with Madras.

Dear Sisters, Meet Maria Sharapova Malik99 #26,
Amen to most of what you said - except ``If she wants to wear a bathing suit while visiting a local grocery store, I will defend her right.``
No sir, we need a qualifier. She must stay away from the fresh vegetables and fruits - cucumbers and bananas.

Prophecy and the Mullah: Hotel Mohenjodaro All,
As I said on the Dharma board, I can put up with baki-bashing, but keep Turkey and Turks out of this. The same applies to Rajputs - Indian-basing is OK but do keep away from Rajputs also. There are some things that are sacred in this world. Let`s concentrate on Sadna.
Thanks,

Understanding Sanatana Dharma harimau #351,
Did you say that right now Indian whorehouses are bulging? My friend, it is not the whorehouses, but the occupants inside that are bulging! Too bad, now we will have even more paki-bashers like you in this world. I will never get any rest.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Nikki #370,
Nikki, You are funny man! You said ``You gotta go to the villages to see the real indian man, who pisses where he`s standing.``
That is about the only advantage we men have left in life. Have you noticed, when there are long lines for the ladies` room, but we men don`t have to line up? Nature has been kind to us - at least in that aspect of life.
By the way, how is khamkhwa? Did you ever make it to Toronto? That is one wild place.
So we agree on the ``4th largest economy`` crap? Right.
See ya

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Ballukhan #355,
Since, as a public service, you have started to quote me from other boards, why don`t you share another post from me concerning hijab:

#139 by barachota on July 4, 2004 11:07pm PT
freethinker #138,
Thanks for the kind words. Nothing bothers me more (well at least beheading is worse!) than our women being forced to cover their faces, hands, legs, hair - all without any real purpose, meaning, or uniformity. I know hijabis, part-time hijabis, and some girls who wear the tightest jeans, some even wear the low-hung jeans, the kind that shows the parting of the cheeks. I want to tell them that, much to their surprise, it is not the hair that makes us horny.

This should convince you that, at least, I spread my criticism around. Unlike most paki-bashers, I don`t go around pontificating that my country is the best, my religion is the best. Reminds me of Salman Khan in a movie - something like ``North, South, East, or West ... India is the best!`` Come on, do you want me to find more pimples?

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Gujjubania #344,
You said:
``... make a joke of the systematic ethnic cleansing of hindus that has been going on in Pakistan since 1950. He believes that population of hindus in Pakistan decreased from 15% of the then West Pakistan`s population to the present 1.25% because hindus watch too much `television` !!!``

Gujju bhai, I was trying to calm you down and actually humor you. You know that you are reading some really fabricated horror stories (RSS literature?). The Hindu population of West Pakistan was never as high as 15% after the migrations of `47-`48. The approximatley 15% was associated with the Hindu population of the combined post-partition Pakistan (East AND West). Believe me, there have been NO massacres of Hindus in West Pakistan since the `47-`48 riots that afflicted BOTH India and Pakistan. There were killings of both Hindu and Muslim Bengalis by the Pak Army in East Pakistan in 1971.

It is my pleasure to educate the ignorant paki-bashers in economics, history, geography, and foreign languages. Next week, I will teach you diplomacy, civilized behavior, and common sense.
Enjoy!

Understanding Sanatana Dharma nb #343,
You will be surprised at the candor of brits, or for that matter most people, after a few beers. In any case, I enjoyed placing a few clouds over the empire where the sun never sets. I must have a problem with perceived perfection.
Have a nice evening.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma nb #342,
It is a little before my time, but I have heard about the horrific riots in Jabalpur in the `60s. No offense intended.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Sadna #352,
Looks like you still got the bug. You really need to have it removed. I said cheer up and don`t be so mad.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Harimau #351,
You have rats? At least there is one pimple on the ``beautiful`` derriere.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Omar #350,
Thanks for the news: ``police said later that they also found several interactors of a website called Chowk among the stone-throwers. Police did not give any names to the press but according to an official source they included jay, shri ajrum_m, shrimati sadna jee``

No wonder sadna never made it to Lahore. On her way to the train station in Delhi, she took time out to join her RSS buddies in stoning the bus to Lahore. I hope you bailed her out.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Harimau #346,
Once I ignored the senseless vulgarities in your post, you actually made a lot of sense. Try to post it again - without intermittent assistance from your anal cavity! You do have a functioning brain except for the occasional neurofarts.