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Fatima Bhutto Fighting for Justice Good analysis below...

HP: Recently, I met a couple of people in the know and according to them the groundwork is laid for a major one now. I dunno what it is but its a coin flip... that's why it was so hard to predict before!

zeemax: I am predicting that Mr. Asif Zaradari Saheb will turn his back from the people. I am predicting this because no one has ever turned their back from the people.. so now I deserve a medal. How old is your daughter?

HP: She's a good fuckable age, mashallah.. After I listened to Asif (we converse in sindhi like old yaars as I massage his mango in my massage parlor) on TV, I knew immediately what he was thinking about the future.

zeemax: I dunno what shithole you come from, but I listened to his interview LIVE! LIVE, BHAINCHOAD LIVE!! Now beat that..

HP: Abay, I was standing right behind him when the LIVE interview happened. In fact, I can even tell you the number of jhaanTaaiN Asif has. It's an old bhangi trick of sucking the pubes to hit the back of your throat and moving the tongue rapidly. You have to let the dick rest on your nose though in order for the inspirational number to come to you.

zeemax: Hahaha, jhooT! I have on authority of my sisters that Asifoo shaves his pubes. If one of them lied, I would have known.. but I interviewed them both separately with the quran between their mammay. BALD PUBIC AREA was their unanimous qasam!

HP: Well your sisters have shared some perverted emails with me, sent to them by other people. I dunno why they did that or what I could do with the information.. but it is heartening to know that I am somehow significant and trustworthy!

zeemax: Hahaha. Abay, I sent those perverted emails to my sisters myself in order to test their momin-Q. Trustworthy my ass! Those emails are from fake, not real people. Hahaha!

HP: How can they be fake if you sent them those emails? Are you saying that you are fake? I base my whole life's purpose on the hope that I was important enough to be shared with real information...

zeemax: Hahaha. Yes bhenchoad, I am fake. I am totally fake. Hahahaha. Hahaha.

HP: Well, your words somehow ring true especially the bhenchoad remark. Hehehe, I did take the younger one from the back. Tight li'l anus I must say! Hahahaha..

zeemax: Abay BHAICHOAD, did you bother to see the front part. He has a penis as well as a phuddi. Hahahaha. My mother is shaped like that too. I win again, hahahaha.

HP: Hahahahaha.. hahaha

zeemax: Hahahahaha..hahahaha

Student Movement Revisited nope, incomprehensibile...

senna,

tell your daddy to take your ass for the time your on chowk. its hard to understand when u r sucking daddy's bhinDi and kaka's lunD on chowk at the same time..

Student Movement Revisited senna chutya,

in my 'real life bravado', as a voting and tax paying public, should kaka keep paying for college politics or pay law enforcement and legislature to stop it?

chutya, do u even understand what kaka is asking here?

Does Islam, in fact, Encourage Paedophilia? Brother zeemax,

Thanks for directing kaka's attention to versey's log:

'What the prophet did or did not do does not constitute Islam.'

Versey has got to be the most chutya indian this side of Crazy Horse. It is unbelievable how defensive Muslims in India can be about their identity polity. Nobody would talk about this Mohammad fella if it weren't for his claims for prophethood and the guided path. Does anybody realize the number of pre-pubescent girls screwed in Africa, India, Iceland and Arabia since Mohammad washed his hands in the pre-pubescent Ganga too? Millions. BUT DO THOSE PEOPLE DEFINE THE RIGHTLY GUIDED PATH? No. DOES MOHAMMAD DEFINE THE RIGHTLY GUIDED PATH? Ummmm, lets ask a pre-pubescent girl. Even she should be brighter than versey.

Media under siege in Pakistan First of all, this business of `citizenry` of Karachi seems laughable. Nobody talks about the `citizens` of Jamshoro and Faisalabad: they are deemed jaahil and villagers with electricity.

For whatever reason Karachi is given some kind of high brow treatment because its has some highrises and flyovers. The truth is the people there are as ujaD and jungli as any panchayat from Hazara (which is were zeena, the chowk idiot, is from).

Terrorists Strike Samjhota Express Re: # 2

`At least I hope it will`

tahmed,

This `at least` qualifier is one gem of a face saver which elevates you high above the level of a bonafide idiot. Otherwise, kaka was really taking your bs about `bomb blast bringing peepz together` seriously.

So you AT LEAST hope it will, huh??

Religious Tourism Re: # 3

Brother Manto,

Are you saying that Indian government is like the Pak government in funding and using religious extremists to attack civilians?

This is a serious allegation which should be substantiated by a minority petition for protection from the Indian side!

Huntington\'s Clash of Civilizations Thesis Re: # 2

kaka doesn`t understand why salim is allowed to copy `n paste his schpiel but serious discussion about brother masadi is scorned upon. kaka is sure other people are also trying to post intelligent things about brother masadi`s article, but are getting deleted without leaving a trace.

This is just another way to get back at brother masadi who has humiliated chowk staff several times before.

Huntington\'s Clash of Civilizations Thesis kaka wrote some thoughts commending brother masadi`s article and then submitted them several time, but apparently chowk staff is blocking interaction on brother masadi`s article to discourage the brother and stuff.

kaka doesn`t know if this will get through or not. It will probably be filtered.

*sigh*

Muharram 10: ’Ashura: Commemorating Imam Hussain- The Prince of Martyrs This guy, thirsty and tired, saw his family being butchered and then had his own head lopped off.. only to suddenly find himself in the sweet company of his grandfather, mother, father and brother. He also saw 70 of the recently dead family frolicking around and offering him a soda and bakhlava. There was peace and laughter in the air. There was also a general agreement that this family is the tops.

Several centuries later, some guys, agreeing that this family is the tops, thought they should take some days off and go north to a mass commemoration of the 70. They took, as Napoleon Dynamite would put it, some sweet looking banners and minaret looking shit not because it was entertainment but because the personal sense of grief on the slaughter of the 70, centuries ago has to be displayed publicly. They had to sit on top of the train because the banners and stuff were too big to put in the compartment and the scientist in the West have not yet come up with a train which caters to the needs of the these mourners. Besides, its good to sit on top of the train.

While this is going on, the 70 up above are enjoying the mysteries of the universe and have learnt the truth about Djinn and String Theory. They have also withdrawn the rat`s ass that they used to give for the yearly commemoration of their sufferings.. frankly because the heavenly bounties are kinda distracting and make you forget about your sufferings several centuries ago. In other news around the world, people invented things and improved upon others while these mourner guys decided to goof off from work.

Anyways, cute li`l electrons decided to migrate to earth, as they were commanded by their Creator as soon as contact was made. The mass migration traveresed through the banner carriers, messing up the fragile electric system in their bodies. This resulted in some convulsions and then death.

The heaven dwellers were initially aghast by the western designed power-grid system, but they welcomed the newcomers, frizzled hair and all. Atleas they don`t have to go back to work or pay taxes. Sure the families of the eletrocuted will go through hardship. But this sweet union with Mohammad, Ali, Fatima, Hasan, Husain et al is sweet and worth the train ride.

http://ap.lancasteronline.com/4/pakistan_train_deaths

Meeting the Pakistani-Swiss Nice narrative. Reminiscent of Naipaul`s calm `state and move on` approach.

Professional writers like Paracha and Versey should take note and learn..

Veil for vendetta Apparently, the writer has discovered some Nazi books wherefrom he is comparing everything he doesn`t like to Nazi tendencies. As they say, `if you can`t argue it, then bring in the Nazis!`.

Even if swastika wearers are to be scorned upon (a chutya comparison BTW), a tax-collect/redistribute agency should not use its law-enforcement to force its swastika/hijab wearers to give up its favorite attire.

Sissy Fascists Nazi parallels are used as crutches by idiots who cannot argue their case on its own merit. Paracha is truly pathetic strutting this stuff for pop-star-jamati friends (some company he kept)..

Infallibility No guard Against Stupidity This mohammad asadi really turned out to be a graduate of some third rate St. Chutya School that mushroom in the subcontinent, raising his self-esteem through roting of `damn fool` and other angrezi uff das..

THIS IS CLASSIC:

``Obey Allah and the messenger does not mean both are different, the explict verse in the Quran says obeying the messenger is identical to obeying Allah,``

THEN THIS:

``Two things being identical in essence of command does not make one of them redundant especially when one is a prerequisite for the other``

UPON PM`S EXPOSING HIS IDIOCY:

``God and the messenger don`t share an ``identity`` in any way, this is your Christian bs speaking.``

BEFORE THAT HE ACCUSED PM, A DESI CHRISTIAN OF:

``Go figure, idiots claiming to be logicians, the most pathetically illogical system in the entire world that of Christianity and they point fingers at Islam, they destroy the whole world through colonization and unforseen barbarism and then call Muslims terrorists. Hypocrites plain and simple.``

THE REMEDY FOR IDIOTS LIKE MASADI IS TO CONSTANTLY POKE FUN AT HIS BACKGROUND AND EDUCATION. ARGUING HIS POINTS IS REALLY LOWERING YOURSELF TO HIS ST. CHUTYA HIGH SCHOOL.

Kingdom Come Sadia sweetie,

A classmate told me you wrote something sad.. still can`t place the face but the name rings bells.

It is perhaps too much to expect that might have gone through an ol`-fashioned mystical experience. Seems like a ruby dulhan self-pleasuring while waiting for the dulha. Can`t believe you`ve had 5 kids already!

Did you graduate in `93?

Celebrity Courts and Kangaroo Justice Re: # 91

zeena,

There is a reason why scout kept calling you a gaNwaar and versey exploits you against saminasha: as usual you are wrong about what you think `lapdog` means. It is not `an abusive and lowlying street slang`..

If you are learning angraizi from your doctor husband, remember that he is a painDu and if you are learning it from your kids then remember that they are inbred..

Lapdog just means taking care and grooming of li`l cute things and fussing over them, talking cutesy with them in return for some eye-candy, nose rubbing and delightful licking.