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MQM - History and Origins Re: # 73

Chacha Jee

Kee huwa Butt sahib? Khair tho hai naa? Had too much murgh cholas thus the excessive case of flatulence. Not to worry, we have the perfect gift for your problem:

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Directions:
1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes. Note: Manufacturer has not made any provisions for Dhotis and in particular those pulled up to pass gas or allow free flow of incoming traffic.

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3. When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard. If any adhesive traces (??) remain, use a damp cloth for removal. In your case that may require waste management.

Tips for Success:

You want all the gas to pass through Subtle Butt. So do what you need to do to ensure none sneaks around the edges. Once again, that may be a tad difficult for big xxxxx like yourself, therefore the manufacturers recommends applying industrial size subtle butts.

Subtle Butt can be applied to thongs by wrapping and securing it around the back. That should be good news for you and your business.

New US Strategy Needed in Afghanistan and Pakistan Re: # 152

Liar, liar, pants on fire....

{First research how much resistance Taliban encountered and how many battles they had to fight with anyone before entering Kabul. How they disarmed tribal militias without using force}

Pakistan: Media Under Siege Re: # 118

Dear paindoo khasee choppaye, still jumping around on all fours trying to bite your own tail? Then again, u deserve full credit for the unflinching loyalty to the kanjar sharifs and Abu Jahil Saudis.

16 of the 9/11 hijackers were saudis; maderassa preaching wahabism are funded by saudis; Al Qaeda is the by-product of Saudi nexus; Saudis have funded major militant organizations in various muslim countries. Now u can deny all these facts but u are only confirming the common knowledge that u have your head stuck up your a$$, thus the difficulty in seeing the light.

By the grace of God and altaph bhai, Karachi hase moved forward and made much progress, u maybe right Mqm will have to compete with other political parties then again that is no problem.

You sud worry about your city, Lahore that is soon to become the grazing field for many choppaya paindoos.

How Dubai Works Re: # 17

Dear phuski,

Stop farting all the time, u r stinking up the place with your moronic self righteous pomposity. No one gives a ratass what u know or how much, morons like u a r dime and dozen, so get off that fked up high horse of pomposity and face the facts. You have achieved nothing in life thus this incessant desire to prove otherwise that leads to my earlier comment about idiots like yourself....epistemic arrogance compounded with a severe case of failure in life.

In short....FCK OFF.

The Deal and Our Responsibility Re: # 22

Abay Lorram Daas Pee Wax

All dictators are eventually bhambood, nuthin new here, just like your fkd up stale assface.

Conspiracy Theories: From the Mind to the Media Re: # 9

VRV,

U DA MAN!!!....LOL....its like putting a bomb under zee`s bhund waiting for an explosion either from the device put in place or zee`s natural urge to blow.....U DA MANN...

What Osama gave Muslims Re: # 10

please add anal and verbal to diarrhea.....

Gods of War Re: # 14
Sanjay, Sanjay
kaissa hai ganjay?

yeh na hai monday yeah sunday,
yeh tho buss hain sanjay ganjay

chillatha rah millaga insaaf one day
milla kia khak, musslman kay danday

bhoth millay nadaan mirassi ganday anday
puranthu, naheen thera jaisa sanjay gunjay

A Failing State in a State of Denial Re: # 92

{Here`s what`s really pissing you off..The fact that India got what it wanted from the US while your country turned yourself into Uncle Sam`s preferred female of the canine species and only got your citizens bombed on your own soil...}

now, now, now, lets not get so upset, observing the basic etiquttes of decency do not require much effort. Let me just say how sorry Iam for your insecure, narrow minded existence and will encourage u to seek immediate medical assistance, if u r unable to find financial aid or decent medical aid then chowk staff should setup some charity for your poor soul.