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Saudi Government to Demolish Prophet Muhammed’s home Tahmed Sahib #111 {``blanket which he swore was originally the property of the prophet muhammed``}
Sir, if you are interested in seeing the real cloak, please come to Qustuntunya. We have it well-secured in a special section of the Topkapi Palace Museum. After the 1917 loss, the Turks, thankfully, brought all the portable relics from Medain to Istanbul.

Saudi Government to Demolish Prophet Muhammed’s home Mr. Tahmed Sahib, #110, {``Would this be acceptable in Qustuntuniyah?? ``}

Sir, I am delighted to see that you have returned to your good-natured, humorous, and joyful nature. Mecca Cola, while a noble effort at satisfying the faithfuls` thirst, will not work in Qustuntunyah. Our lovely city is addicted to locally brewed Efes beer - a very good brew that even fans of Taj Mahal and Kingfisher would relish.

Unfortunately, thanks to my ill-advised promise, I have not tasted that nectar of life in over three months. :(

Good to talk to you again.

Views of an Indian in Pakistan Debsharma Sahib,
Thank you for visiting Pakistan and for sharing your wonderful experiences with us. I do recommend that you write in more detail and cover each city/place you visited separately. I hope that you had as good a time in Pakistan as I have had in my several trips to India. I have travaled to many places in north and central India. I hope to visit Hyderabad, Banglore, Chennai and Goa the next time. I think that by traveling to each others` countries we can dimish the effect of the stupidity called partition.
Thanks again.

Views of an Indian in Pakistan #5, arjun {``military dictator forcing a raped woman to leave the country and ..where the president goes out of his way to stop a raped woman from travelling outside the country.``}

What you just did is to highlight the even-handedness and balance portrayed and practiced by our great leader. He forces one to leave and then forces another to stay. That is what fairness is all about. One this way, then one that way. Equal = Equal.

Thank you arjun.

Ayodhya: The Aftermath of the Terrorist Attack jang, #81, {``i am trying to understand what makes ajeya so proud..``}

Jang,
You don`t mean that our friend Ajeya is inclined differently when it comes to real pride?

I don`t believe it for a minute.

Views of an Indian in Pakistan Sri nabendu debsharma Ji, {``I am an Indian...``}
No kidding! You could have fooled me with than name... but then I should talk! :)

{``I was carrying 27 liters of alcohol. That’s right – twenty seven liters. ..``}
Are you sure that you are not my other brother, the dentist? :)

Seriously,

Thank you very much for this unique perspective of an Indian visiting almost all of Pakistan. By the way you describe the hospitality of Paki people, your anecdote is quite credible. What you described as the treatment you received at the feudal client is amazing. These guys live like royalty pure royalty in this Land of the Pure. Your description of checking ``Hindu`` on passport to get some liquor is very funny. Long time ago, I had quite an experience at Karachi airport.

BTW, what were you peddling that you were seeing a client every hour? Must have been green cards for the USA. :)

Very interesting travelogue. Veeresh would have been proud.

Ayodhya: The Aftermath of the Terrorist Attack #79, {``what i mean is what greatness or benefit has india achieved``}

Jang,
You ungrateful man. Are Aihwarya Rai, Bipasha Dasu, Priyanka Chopra, Madhuri Dixit, Diya Mirza, Madhubala, Nargis, Kamli Kaushan not great enough or of benefit for you?

Saudi Government to Demolish Prophet Muhammed’s home Embassy of Saudi Arabia
786 Mehmet Ali Jinnah Boulevari
Ankara, Turkiye

Hon. Ambassador of Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia,
Shaikh Furqan bin Burqan al-Khamkhwa Bakwaasi

Your Excellency, Braza

Sister Nadia has requested that we write to Saudi missions abroad. I have decided to come out of my self-imposed retirement to plead with you. My request is concerning the house of our beloved Holy Prophet (PBUH). I understand from Prince Taleb bin Saud`s response to Mr. Hamidm Al Do Number ka Chowkwalla that you plan to demolish the house in Medain and replace it with a Dunkin Donut.

This, Your Safeership, is not a very good idea. Dunkin Donuts serves purely lard-laden and deep fried dough containing heavy amounts of sugar and carbohydrates. Also, most Dunkin Donuts are owned and operated by real Gujarati Indoos and the profits are sent to fund Mr. Narendra Modi`s campaign of demolishing Muslim homes in Ahmedabad. The homes of Muslims are being demolished to make room for a chain of fast food Indoo restaurants offering idli/dosa/chaach combos with side order of heeng.

Also, in my old country of Pakiland, there is already one Dunkin Donut in our sparkling metropolis of Lahore. Tourists, mainly Indian, come from far away, as far away as Bethesda, MD, USA and New Delhi to visit and enjoy the world`s best coffee - even better than the expensive recycled java they sell at Starbucks. By opening a rival Dunkin Donut, in such close proximity to Lahore, you could adversely impact the economy of this thriving city. Many rich and high-tipping Saudi citizens would stop visiting Pakiland, preferring to stay home for the coffee and doughnuts.

Please reconsider your plans and let us know if there is any flexibility in this matter. We understand that as Protector of the Two Sanctuaries, King Abdullah ibn Saud, has every right to decide what is right and what is wrong with holy places. Many of us also appreciate your fairness and objectivity in demolishing both the Bamiyan Buddha and the house in Medain. Such blind justice is only possible in our religion, which alone is worthy of such leaders as His Royal Highness.

Please don`t hesitate to visit me on your next trip to Qustuntunya. I will be glad to show you all the sights here, especially at night. Of course, I am referring to the beautiful well-lit mosques that we have in our beautiful city.

Your braza in Islam,

Salim Ahmed Chauhan, al-Rajputi wa al-Istanbuli

Jerry’s Pakistan Ref #411,

Mr. Tahmed Sahib,

Apparently the last example I gave was not an isolated case of a profanity-laden ``female`` mouth. Here is one more:

{``#2 by Sobia on August 19, 2005 12:16pm PT
looks like only the turds and pricks are online tonight. ``}

Maybe, Mr. Madani, did have a point about certain Lahoris. :)

Jerry’s Pakistan Ref #385 by Salim_Chauhan on August 19, 2005 1:49pm PT
Mr. Tahmed Sahib,
Just to give you an example of refined, polite, and restrained interaction by a well-known Paki ``female.`` I think she was referring to me, at a time when I have not interacted with her for a very long long time. Is this an example of the ``Panjabi state of mind?`` Is this the zenith of higher English-medium education for Pakistan`s precious Muslimahs?

#21 by Sobia on August 19, 2005 12:09pm PT
give me a break..he`s a pompous asshole. good riddance.``}


Mr. Tahmed Sahib and fellow Pakis,
Forget about the altercation concerning Quaid-e-Azam Mahomed Ali Jinnah and Sri Mahatma Ghandiji for a moment. They are long gone and may their spirits rest in peace. What we have here is a much more serious and timely issue.

Judging from the profanity and vulgarity expressed by some of our Western-educated ``Pakizahs,`` such as Ms. Sobia, one would be tempted to ask this question. Is all that black money, in hard currency foreign exchange no doubt, being squandered by their good parents, in ``educating`` these undeserving samples of obesity, really worth it? I mean Valley girls, strutting their wares on Venice Beach, have a higher standard of vocabulary and command of the English language than these fake gori wannabees.

India has Sadna, Farzana, and Amrita - all quite adept at expressing themselves in English and frustrating their male adversaries with their logic, their research, and well-expressed arguments in English. And then we have Ms. Sobia saying ``give me a break..he`s a pompous asshole. good riddance.`` It is just not fair! India gets Sania Mirza and we get obese Lahorans trying to run a marathon. The pollution of our baby factories is unpardonable. Hey Allah, tere ghar meN der he andher nahiN!

Will Kashmiri Pandits Ever Return to their Abode…? #65, Dalit,
That explains a lot. :)
Thank you for sharing. I have always suspected both Khamkhwa and JohnGalt aka Jagdeesh (Tytler) Jhootbole of this type of mischief. Just recently, we saw Khamkhwa mimic Mr. Hindvi`s post to convey his own message. I have seen Khamkhwa correct spelling mistakes in threads that he had already posted on Chowk UP - AFTER THE FACT. So, either there is collusion with Chowk Staff or these people are able to hack into the servers and run their ``trojan horse`` scripts.

I did not think that arjun-m is capable of this dastardly act. Suppose, it is JohnGalt aka Jagdeesh Jhootboley or Khamkhwa using Arjun`s nick to convey the script?

Just a thought.
Thanks again and I hope everything is fine with you.

Jerry’s Pakistan #21, {``you can`t, for example, be paki president if you`re not a muslim...``}

Arjun, on this one I must come to Pakis` defense. The reason for a President to be Moose Limb is a very selfless one - it protects minorities. As you can see, several attempts have been made on the current President`s life. Also, everyone of Pakiland`s former Presidents has been scorned, ridiculed, exiled, or hated - Iskandar Mirza (our 1st President, the GW of Pakiland, was the night desk clerk in a London hotel after leaving office). Ayub Khan and Yahya Khan were victims of sexual harrassment by curvaceous females (Christine Keeler and some General Rani :). Chaudhry Fazal Elahi, and that Bengali dude Nurul Amin died of boredom and powerlessness. Bhutto (yes, he was Prez for a few days) was hanged and Zia-ul-haq was mortally injured in a plane ``accident.`` His injured body was laying in Rooms 151, 152, 153, 154, and 155 of the Military Hospital in Bhawalpur. Then, there was a succession of Presidents - Isaac Khan (may have been of Jewish blood!), General Baig (who proved his military skills by stating that ``Bosnia was a done thing. No one could help Bosnia, because their military situation was impossible.``)

Now, do you understand why we spare our minorities the suffering of possibly becoming President. Suicide is only for Moose Limbs in the Land of the Pure.

Jerry’s Pakistan #16, {``2. These people may not be not inclined to disclose their religious affliation for some `perverted` reason.. (why are they even identified as belonging to a religion?)

Anybody who uses double negatives should be shot first. :)

Kaka,
Shame on you! First you pester Yasser on his one article praising Hindus and Christians. He has already praised Sikhs (Maharaja Ranjit Singh is Manto`s hero, after Jinnah, of course!). I shouldn`t complain too loudly, after all, I am a fan of Maharaja Prithviraj Chauhan, Maharaja Aurangjeb Alamgir, and Sir Sri Janab St. Hazrat Tahmed Sahib Ji Esq Chowkwale Rahmatullah. :)

Then, you give me major four Excedrin headache with your use of double negatives. I couldn`t decide whether these people were inclined or declined. So, much to my chagrin, I reclined to ponder what you really meant.

This is the second time you have articulated, rather adorned, your message with ``pig vomit.`` Are you a vegetaranian? I mean one of those fancy names for an animal doctor that I can`t spell.

Now why Kaka indulging in OJ-bashing? I mean moving from Karachi, Jinnah, and Jerry to LA, OJ, and Johnny is too much. Gave my head another 6 Advil dizzy spell.

{``He used to eat pork and beef, from what kaka hears.. ``}

It is OK to eat pork. It is OK to eat beef, except for Shankar Wanker Bhayya (the one with the Brahmin buttocks!). But it is not OK to eat pork AND beef. Just ask Stuka. It makes for flatulent environment. :)

Kaka very funny man, even when kaka croaks on serious matter. :)