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What Does Negative Campaigning Really Mean? Please realize the metal of the author from this thread.

This is the garbage he posts on Unplugged!

Plz don't hate kaka
Topic started by hamzaad on Apr 29, 2008 8:15:33 pm objectionable content

Last night, kaka had a dream in which the Prophet came with soresahib and warned kaka about harassing soreshaib...

kaka: what the fuck??!!

PBUH: yup its me, Moe!

kaka: Sarkaar-e-dau-Alam! What up?

PBUH: abay bhootni k, what have u got against shore?

kaka: u mean, u don't find it hilarious to see a 400 pounder give medical advice?

soresahib: pyaray nabi, kya iss nay mujh say rishta lagana hay?

PBUH: naheeN guR k laDDu, he is just jealous of all the action you will get in heaven.

soresahib: ya rasoo lalllah, i can do the work of 30 ghilmaan!

PBUH: haaN boosRi k, your ass will also eat the equivalent of 30 ghilmaan!

soresahib: huzoor, you know you can cure your bad language by taking deep breaths and gargling your anus everyday...

PBUH: haiN??

soresahib: Also you can add sparkle to your pale skin by washing it with camel's urine and eating honey dipped dates.

PBUH: abay, apnay baap ko chodna sikHaa raha hay??

soresahib: looks like your parents haven't taught you how to talk with ganDus!

PBUH: baiTay, I make rules about how to fuck ganDus in the colon..

kaka: ummm, AaN-hazrat.. take a chill pill..

soresahib: .. and if you take that chill pill right after eating a 3 pound gyro sandwich, it will reduce your weight by 50% guaranteed!

PBUH: ABAY SHUT THE FUCK UP MAADERCHOAD PAKISTANIYO! What has this Jinnah wrought! Aaj raat jahannum jaa kar usski gaanD maarooN ga! bhoosRi ka, kya chutya qaum paida ki hay!!?

soresahib: I thought I was going to do Mr. Jinnah!

PBUH: baiTi-chod, tujh say to maiN haathi chudvao ga!

soresahib: YIPPEE!! how come I haven't seen your lulli yet?

PBUH: abay kal kyaa choos raha tha bay?

soresahib: oh, there were so many lullis in that room, i couldn't tell who was who..

PBUH: abay kaka, tu sun raha hay bay? Stop harassing shore. Go pick someone your own size..

kaka: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz