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American Muslims and Presidential Elections 2008 This is a great article and I must congratulate the author on his fine achievement. Hats off.

I haven't read the article though.

Anything that can make the Hingboos jump up and down in anguish like Hanuman ji impaled on a sharp bamboo stick must be very good indeed, hence my praise.

Hingboo monkeys can meanwhile wash their wound with gau mata's all curing mootra.

Gau knows best.

What is Hinduism? A Personal View Another aspect of paganism that baffles civilized people is the pagan's penile fascination. What is the spiritual significance of a snake's penis? Why is Shivalingam the top Valentine's Day gift in Bangalore? Why do you train your females to wash shivaling with milk every morning (who gets to drink the milk)?

Hingboos are known to enter spiritual ecstasy when entering an Adult Toystore in the US, thinking that they have entered a shivaling mandir.

What is Hinduism? A Personal View #127 Posted by Regard on February 1, 2008 11:01:12 pm
["As this cow urine drinking story is thrown up every once in a while, let us put it in right perspective. My own brother was brought back to life when he was 2 years old and doctors had given up on him only on cow urine as medication combined with some herbs."]

The doctors could have achieved the same effect by thumping his head with Shiva Lingam, or letting the Rat Bhagwan nibble on his nuts etc

What is Hinduism? A Personal View Another quaint feature of Hingbooism is the stink. From Bumbai to Sunnyvale, is there a hingboo neighborhood that doesn't stink?

Hingboos have the right to play with their fecal material in the privacy of their bathrooms or in the sanctity of their walk-in closet mandirs but why o why do they have to stink up entire cities?

What is Hinduism? A Personal View Explaining Hingboo's dargah fascination is not complicated at all. The rule of thumb is that the Pagan would worship anything that scares him. The snake bite can kill him so we have the snake bhagwan, the rats cause bubonic plague so we have the Rat Bhagwan, the elephant can crush him so we have the Elephant bhagwan, (why does elephant bhagwan ride the rat bhagwan?) the monkeys can seduce hingboo women because of their superior looks and better proportioned genitals so we have the monkey bhagwan -- so on and so forth.

What is Hinduism? A Personal View #23 Faruk, you guys really have to suck up to survive, don't ya? Your dad's friend swallowed his 'thesis' neat or dunked in the golden syrup of the holy cow?

Only Gao knows best

What is Hinduism? A Personal View Hingboos are the last remaining major pagan group. They have this strange urge to repackage and rebrand their collection of pagan rituals as 'religion'. Why?

Hingboos have been civilized to some extent by the Mughal and British rules. The missionaries are doing a good job now.

Even though hygiene is a paramount concern for the civilized world, we are more or less tolerant of your religously ordained urine drinking and fecal eating now -- as long as you wash your hands and rinse your mouths when you come to work.