A Graphic Evening In Paris

#33 Posted by friend on April 12, 2009 7:17:27 pm
{"Salim
Good start, but disappointing end. "}

Friend,
If you were lucky enough to see the end, you wouldn't be disappointed. :)

Salim
Good start, but disappointing end.

#31 Posted by parthaab on April 12, 2009 4:18:34 am
{"Salim has not lost his humourous touch one bit yet!

It has always been inexplicable why women Like to 'reveal' and yet Not like true appreciation of the revelation! ... But in Salims case, humour is the answer to everything, I can see! "}

Dear Prathab,
Thank you for your generous compliment. I really appreciate such encouraging feedback.

You are right in both observations. I could not have expressed the dichotomy any better than you have. They love to reveal but are feign horror at the appreciation of their revelation. They like to be noticed but not gazed at. I never understood why a thong at the beach is fashionable but pajamas are distasteful. Why TV stations loudly alert viewers about "objectionable" display of native toplessness, but the nearly bottomless bikini, or rather, floss swimwear, is perfectly viewable by horny young teenaged boys?

Also, your comment about "humor being the answer to everything," is absolutely apropos. Yes, even at funerals, light hummor is the most heartening and tension loosening gesture. I live (and sometimes die a thousand deaths) due to my nearly total reliance on humor as the ultimate medicine for all ailments. Thanks.

Salim has not lost his humourous touch one bit yet!

It has always been inexplicable why women Like to 'reveal' and yet Not like true appreciation of the revelation! But then, I am no psychologist. So only philosophy can give an explanation to this strange behaviour. But in Salims case, humour is the answer to everything, I can see!

#19 Posted by atif2 on April 10, 2009 11:01:12 am
{"generally speaking, whenever BJ Kumar is typing, he is expressing someone else's thoughts
thats just the nature of a plagiarist beast"}

Teefay,
Are you telling me that on top of all the things worrying me, I now have to contend with reading this very article in the Hindustan Times, Indian Express, or the Patna Plagiarist under the name of some B. J. Coomar?

#18 Posted by jang on April 10, 2009 6:42:53 am
{"salim you should definitely have sang a song to the francisi..
voulez vous couchez avec moi "}

Jang,
In the mood that she was in, she would have responded "Cochon." That means "Pig" by the way. :)

#17 Posted by Regards on April 10, 2009 1:56:05 am
{"Reminds me of that far away cold day when I received a french lady with her family and asked her if I can take her coat by requesting - 'Pemettez-moi de vous deshabiller' (Allow me to undress you). Fortunately they knew my limitations in french."}

Regards Sahib/Sahiba,
"'Pemettez-moi de vous deshabiller' " LOL. That was funny - thanks for sharing.

#16 Posted by jang on April 9, 2009 1:19:01 pm
{"salim yar the story is fine..some flashes of durust observation e.g. smell of the city is so pervasive..unfortunatley gotta plagiarize BJ here :("}

Jang,
That must be a new low for you. :)

#14 Posted by atif2 on April 9, 2009 11:46:48 am
{"hahaha! as expected, this was masterfully crafted and naturally humorous. i must thank delhiwala (this is a first!), for bringing this article to attention on UP.
...
one doesnt need to go to Xian in China to find the famed silk road. lying flat on your back in front of Eiffel tower while gazing up with a Nanomatic may just give you the same rise as seeing the actual silk road "}

Teefay,
I am so glad that I got you to appreciate something that my good friend Dillidost did.
You probably know that you were the inspiration for writing this article. Thank you for finding it humorous and while a raise is a raise, it all 'appended too quickly for 'appiness to rise. :)

#13 Posted by iron_mask on April 9, 2009 9:00:30 am
{"hey a cool piece (T)
The style is simply hilarious and very funny. You have talent. BTW Paris is a great place - never forget the trip there."}

Loha Bhai,
Thank you for reading and enjoying this article. I agree, Paris is a wonderful place and never boring. :)

#12 Posted by shermast on April 8, 2009 6:03:59 am
{"Shall we draw our own conclusions about what happened next?
well i am not going to insist if u are too embarrased to tell. "}

Sher Bhai,
Are you setting me up to write a sequel? :)

BJ2 #11, {"Too contrived and wordy for my taste! Also, the "story" does not really go anywhere. Good effort, but "Muslims in Infidelistan" was far, far funnier."}

BJ Bhayya,
My sincere apologies for not entertaining you with this article. I appreciate your positive feedback and will strive to cater to your unique requirements. If I recall you did not especially enjoy "Muslims in Infidelistan" either.

Perhaps some Bihari humor would make you feel more at home.

Here goes:

These two Iranian tourists were in Bihar - Wy? Don't ask me, but that's another story. Anyway, as they approached a native, they yelled out in Farsi - "Che mi goi? What do you say?" Not willing to be readily intimidated by someone speaking a refined language, the Bihari, determined to reply in rhyme, said "Tel ki poi." One of the Iranians then said "Shoma ke braader? How many brothers do you have?" The Bihari replied "Char daangar." Then the second Iranian asked "Pidar bahayaat? Is your father alive?" The Bihari responded "Baandhay bhoosa khaat."

Mazhar #9,
Thank you for your encouragement, my friend. Yes, your name does sound interesting when pronounced avec l'accent Parisien. :)

Aman #20,
Thank you for enjoying the article. Whatever gave you the premonition about the "hot and sexy Parisienne around the corner?" LOL

Je pense que "le bon fait de saccager" etait perdu apres la mademoiselle a detruit mon appareil dans la Seine. :(

A very funny read Salim, when i started reading i knew a hot and sexy
Parisienne is just around the corner and viola!!!

je regrette que la dame ne vous ait pas donné le bon fait de saccager pour être si méchante

generally speaking, whenever BJ Kumar is typing, he is expressing someone else's thoughts

thats just the nature of a plagiarist beast