Chowk@Five

Shirin Ahmed #101

Thanks.

Chowk eats up a lot of time.

UMAIR KHAN:

``Jarahat tohfaa, almaas armughaaN, daagh e jigar hadiyaa.

Mubarakbaad! `Umair` ghamkha`ar e jaan e khastaa tuun aayaa!``

__________________________________GHALIB.

We have really come a Long Long way.

There was a CHOWK known as chandni chowk. Ghalib has verse-painted the horrors of those times in such a way that no matter how much the Ba Ba Blacksheep hone their origamic skills, the paper on which those verses are inscribed, always shows the factual facet of the farangi.

Naqsh faryaadi hai kis kee shokhee e tehreer kaa?

Alhamdu-Lillah! We are no longer taken for granted. A lot more has yet to be done to increase the dosage of their barbiturates.



Chandni CHOWK---1857.

Baskeh Faal-i-Ma Yureed Hai Aaj

Har Soo`- Shor Ing-listaan Ka

Ghar Se Bazaar Mein Nikalte Hue

Zahra Hota Hai Aab Insaan Ka

Chowk Jis Ko Kahain Woh Maqtal Hai

Ghar Bana Hai Namoona Zindaan Kaa

GHALIB.

CHOWK---2002

Keyboards kee haqiquatain afsaana buun gaeeN,

MonitoroN pey aaeeN kyaa-- aaeena buun gaeeN!

Tumm ko Umair! saalgirah e CHOWK mubarak

Yeh paanch shummain, buzm ka paimaana buun gaeen,

HAMZAD AFAQUI.

Happy Birthday!!!!!

Thank you, and many happy returns to the patient

and hard-working Chowk Staff.

Kant...

Lucy #98,

tsk tsk tsk, go wash ur mouth with soap and water :)

12 head,

Knock it off.

I dedicate this couplet to CHOWK :

Guzro jo Chowk se to Dua maangtey chalo

Daalee per jo phool khiley haiN Woh hamesha mehekhtey raheiN

A very Happy 5th ... May this site forever prosper [Aameen ]

P.S. A very warm welcome back to KRashid :)

sa:)

AAmir

You are a very sad human being. Why are you like that? Please tell me.

Chowk

May you keep phalling and phooling :=)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I pronounce Lucy the first Spice Girl:)

Umer M.

Ref. AAmir`s Post

``That coming from middle school d.c.area educated burger flipping bah bah black sheep bleating is good enough who still thinks we are playing when game is long past over dildo .Now su+ck on your thumb``

Judging from the way you write, it seems like you walk around with 50 dildos stuck up your behind!

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re: hydra

“You have been TOLD million times thatLajwanti is Banjara but like Hyperactive ADDH kid you keep coming back for copliments for silly stupid answer you give thinking you are very intelligent!???????.”



…and you have been TOLD a million times that we see through your multi-nick syndrome but like a brain fried masochist you keep coming back for more whippings…and YOU think you’re intelligent!????….

HARAM IOU !!

Even ali1`s moth eatenn or Chhopped MUSLIM MEMBER

has more inteklligence than YOU!!!

Reply semipreciousme # 69

“...this lajwanti def. isn`t part of the multi-headed hydra...”

I amn ot say I am, but al soI amnot deny, behain.

AllI amsay is thatI amn ot like Deepka! Ifdeepka goesa wauyI amgutting onvery nice with Fatimah falanafalana. Please adviceme. Deepkai sruin my life!!!! Help! Help! Hulp! (g;lui..mphsa….glugglugglug….liquid oxygen meiN…naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeN!)

re: chowk

Chowk is a fun place to be in. Hope it grows and becomes less jingoistic and more meaningful.

Sridhar

You guys are awesome.... congratulations.

You must somehow think about attracting more/new interactors at this website

P.P.S. to #89 Omigosh..I forgot...how could I...how could I forget Shandana? I didn`t...I just didn`t remember to add this

Yasser writes but doesn`t write about the Arundhati Roy visit...while Shandana speaks volumes :)