An Air Canada Flagging

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KKK #156

Unfortunately (for me), I have not got off the mark with the AI sweeties. A drink and a smile is all it has amounted to. But, I keep trying. Hope you have had better luck with Pias.

kkandk: yes, that one click joke is pretty funny. actually i heard it somewhere and just added a bit of my own to it. ;-)

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She will help you to fasten a lot more than your seat belt.

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kkandk #148 Sounds like SAS is trying to compete with Lufthansa - where the air hostess announces:

``Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for choosing Lufthansa. Now, please fasten your seat belts....UND...Achtung...I vaant to hear ONE CLICK. Thees is not PIA where everyone fastens seat belts when he feels like eet. or starts running to the toilet when the seat belt sign lights up. Ja!! Und machen sie nicht fehler!! Or else, I veel flog the intestines out of each one of you schweinhundts the way I flogged them out of thees dumbkopf Shahid Mahmood...Heil Lufthansa!!...Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and we wish you a pleasant flight.``

Shahid forgot about this flogging when he complained about getting flagged (which of course is simply the pakistani accent for ``flogged``) on air canada.

kkkandk, let me try to understand this:-

a) You have evolved into a better soul ever since your alter-ego big-small like bada imambara/chota imambara was put aside.

b) You are in a position to influence salaries and posts for assistant editors.

c) You have an issue wherein flagging in airlines whose flags permit flogging are fine. But flagging in airlines whose flags do not encourage flogging is not kosher. At the same time there are certain flags where flogging is kind of tolerated as a sexual innuendo thing so your objections are flagging. is this what is clled flagelation (sp?)?

c2) Do you also have a view on self-flagelation (sp?)?

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Yesterday I was on a fully loaded CRJ flight where the airline computers were down, the over-booking scenario required police intervention, the bar had run out of all forms of alcohol, the security guys were being extra tough, the aircraft had a fuel overflow, the air-conditioning failed, outside was raining and inside was humid and hot, one passenger got violent asthma followed by nausea followed by you know what, and finally the pilot sulked. When we rolled towards the runway in an airplane with a mixed smell of vomit and aviation kerosene, we ended up having a hold for 45 minutes because of an inward emergency. After take-off, the ATC restricted the aircraft to a ceiling of 13000 feet in the midst of a strong monsoon sky. When we reached destination we were put in holding pattern for 30 more minutes and finally landed when diversion was announced.

I want to know from all of you what my rights are and who was that European lady in 7C?

Mistress Pain , 150 / hour. Cheaper than SAS fight tickets.

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kkandk #146 I am glad you redirected Mr. Hyd to the proper boardroom. Actually, he is OK as Dr. Jekyll, but when he transforms to Mr. Hyd he gets all irritable and nasty and starts picking on his neighbors.

Now back to the flogging. As I understand, SAS airlines stands for Sex and Sandwiches airlines. Flogging is also available (but to first class passengers only, sorry), with air hostess wearing leather shorts and high peaked caps (genuine Nazi officer uniforms, taken from the feuhrerbunker), with this service being provided after sandwiches. After the flogging, the air hostess gently tucks you into bed (with real pillows and seats going 180 degtee flat) and if you are nice jumps in as well.

Poor Shahid Mahmood missed all that of course, when he got bumped from the flight. No wonder he is so upset.

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#138 by tahmed32

[join the club of mad indians on chowk. what you people need is group therapy i think.]

You`re fooling no one but yourself when you try to evade the question I asked. I take it as you have no answer. And your ranting doesn`t irk me one bit, it only shows your frustration.

kkandk #143 you seem well travelled along the world famous GT Road - that crowning achievement of Sher Shah the Soor - with side trips to mumbai and lucknow. Yes indeed, to compare Wana with Gujerat is to compare the chapli kebabs of kissa khani with the masala dosas of madras (if indeed they have masala dosas in madras).

Of course no one will gets bumped off a seat in a restaurant in kissa khani either (this last is my contribution to your efforts to bring this discussion back to the subject of this article).