Bush Off the Track

How to Avoid Being an Anti-American American

......... by Junaid Alam September 25, 2004
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A specter is haunting America - the specter of anti-Americanism. All the powers of patriotic America have entered into a corporate alliance to exorcise this specter: draft-deferrers and women-gropers, grammar-challenged and duel-challengers, oil diggers and grave diggers. It is the duty of all upstanding American citizens to fully understand and identify the leading symptoms of anti-Americanism, so that our homes, homeless shelters, reading chambers, torture chambers, chocolate refineries, weapons factories, and places of worship, such as churches, temples, and Wall Street, are completely free from the poison of anti-war sentiment. The patriotic American must save both himself and others from becoming an anti-American American by learning to be an active, honorable, anti-anti-American American. It is with this pressing obligation in mind that the following signs of anti-Americanism have been compiled and exposed.

The most irksome and identifiable feature of the anti-American American is his flagrant abuse of the First Amendment. He deviously twists and distorts his constitutionally-guaranteed right to free speech by exercising this right - at a time when an important event is underway, no less: the war in Iraq, and more broadly, the so-called war on terror. It should be obvious to the reasonable American that, in times of war, speaking one`s mind is quite a dangerous and reckless act: there is, after all, only so much free speech to go around, and, as our soldiers are busily bringing it to inferior races via cruise missiles and cluster bombs abroad, there is little left for consumption at home. Muting criticism of our leaders and staying silent about the direction of our country is also a sound tactic for fighting terrorist dead-enders head on. By complacently sitting back and letting the government pass unconstitutional laws that infringe on the right to privacy, the right to a fair trial, and freedom of speech, we demoralize the dark evil-doers by showing to them in no uncertain terms that they can never snatch away our rights and civil liberties: only our own president and Congress can do that, and by enthusiastically allowing this internal process of destruction, we cause great agony for the powerless terrorists.

Patriots should also understand that calling for an end to the war and advocating bringing the troops home puts troops at great risk, endangers their morale, gives comfort to the enemy, and contributes to the clubbing of baby seals. The irresponsibility of attacking the war is crystal clear: over 150,000 Americans are currently enjoying their extended vacations in exotic locales, freeing them from the hellish, tedious troubles of friends, family, home, and the country they grew up in. Could any good American truly wish to deprive them of this luxury? Our soldiers are merrily mixing with different peoples, forging important personal relationships, taking in the pleasant scenery, and making a lasting impression with millions of foreigners. To call for an end to this enchanted cultural exchange program is nothing short of treason.

Calling into question the overall tactics and strategy of the war is equally unconscionable. Decisions about war plans have already been made well in advance by intelligent and competent individuals, who have acquired a very sharp, reasoned understanding of military affairs by carefully observing their fellow countrymen fighting and dying in war from afar, sparing themselves from the deceptive and delusional experience of actual combat. Therefore, to say in reference to the war Iraq - as various wild-eyed leftists do - that ``There are no good options,`` that there is ``no sense of the realities on the ground``, that ``the priorities are all just wrong`` is dangerous nonsense. Saying that ``we`re achieving Bin Laden`s ends,`` that ``this is far graver than Vietnam,`` is also completely outrageous rubbish that appeases the enemy. Former general and National Security Agency chief William Odom and former marine commander and head of US CENTCOM Joseph Hoare should really think hard before saying such things again in the future.

Above all, the anti-American American attempts to dupe and deceive the unsuspecting citizen with a long list of supposed ``root causes`` of terrorism which must be recognized and addressed in order to make us safer. Among these supposed ``root causes`` are our support for tyrannical Arab dictators who suppress their people`s rights, backing of a brutal colonial regime in Israel that tortures, occupies, and ethnically cleanses the native population, lack of reparations for enforcing sanctions that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, bombing that country into rubble, and then occupying it. Highbrow, snobby leftist liberal elites think there is some kind of ``connection`` between this behavior of terrorizing others and Islamist terrorism against us.

But this is sheer nonsense: Arabs don`t really care much that we`ve starved, strangled, tortured, beaten, bombed, bulldozed, killed, and maimed them directly or indirectly for decades, because - unlike us - they don`t place much value on human life. The real reason they hate us is because of their mindless, reckless hatred of everything that`s good in the world (that`s us), because we are free, democratic and virtuous.

Which well explains the logic of the current war. For as we let our rights erode with Guantanomization of dissent, as we engage in atrocities like the sadism of Abu Ghraib, as we chain ourselves to interminable terror alerts and color-code warnings of imminent mass death, we will soon lose every last vestige of freedom, democracy, and virtue we currently possess - thus forcing Arab insurgents and terrorists everywhere to fall in love with America, drop their weapons, and sue for peace.

God Bless America! Or Else.

M. Junaid Alam, 21, Boston, co-editor of radical youth journal Left Hook (http://www.lefthook.org), feedback:alam@lefthook.org

Ref kaurasach #1

[...Where is Salahuddin?]

Salad Baba is flipping burgers at the local Mickey D`s.

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One year ago:

``A year from now I`d be surprised if there`s not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush.``

Richard Perle at an American Enterprise Institute conference
September 22, 2003

re: Mohammad Asim Raza

I have to disagree, with your analysis. The foreign policy crafted by Bush needs to be implemented more diplomatically and more effectively, but it does not need to be changed. The foreign policy is tailored to preserving the economic and political influence of the United States in the world and it was not designed to win a popularity context.

Ciao

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i am so sick off these bush columns, i mean, we all know the ins and outs, i dont know why daily people have to repeat it to us over and over and over and over again. its sickening.

we already know all this stuff that youve written down. its not going to change the facts - bush is going to win the election. and though he has made mistakes- the american public will overlook it, if they dont, im sure hes got a back up plan (we already know that the new voting computers are not reliable as several reports on bbc reported over four months ago.

the fact remains that for bush to loose theres got to be a canditate that can spark the masses, touch some nerves and be brave on some issues. but all credit to the bush campaign they have brilliantly assaulted kerry, his record and his mannerisms to such an extent that even left leaning voters are begginning to question him.

america is not really a democracy folks, its two parties with similiar idealogies who do practically the same thing once they get into office. how they get there is equally pathetic with over billions being spent on negative campaigns, tv ads etc etc. truth and fiction is mixed as one, and at the end of the day to an avid observer like me - its absolutely pathetic and leaves me to question what kind of a democracy is this?

compare this with britain`s system and you can appreciate just how advanced the american`s cousins really are!

im taking bets - bush to win election - not that i want it, but its reality, lets wake up. silly little articles on bush like this one arent going to make a crap of a difference, but i respect the author for getting his view point across. welcome to chowk

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Bush probably will win, but that`s what Vajpayee and his bunch of Modi extremists thought as well...

These `flops` are capable of winning the elections without the majority votes. History repeats itself. All the written rambling, big fat formal soeeches, and mental agitation is worthless.

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