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Getting Hooked

khamkhwa July 15, 2005

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#29 Posted by eyes on July 31, 2005 2:52:12 pm
well this freaked a$$ khamkha ..has got this so Mr. so old topic found everywhere...n got it pasted o`er here...i wish if this guy cud actially point out wat is it that his mind is lewkin fer.....i duno if he is tryin to associate himself to some intellectuall class of beings...
get hold of it !!
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#28 Posted by khamkhwa. on July 24, 2005 12:23:08 pm
Re: # 27

[You really must clean up your mouth. :)] - salim / premwala

... they are after all your own quotes...ugly and dirty like you...;)
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#27 Posted by premwalla on July 21, 2005 2:04:14 pm
#26, Listen mr. pervert aka khamkhwa,
You really must clean up your mouth. :)
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#26 Posted by khamkhwa. on July 21, 2005 12:36:35 pm
Re: # 25
mr. premwala aka mike-hunt aka salim...
it`s better than what you write...here is a sample of your masterpiece...;)

SemenAsha the cock-sucking turd

SemenAsha you cock-sucking turd, why are you deleting messages?
SemenAsha, You are the ugliest cock-sucking, pussy-peddling, anal-taking bitch in creation. Fuck you.

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#25 Posted by premwalla on July 21, 2005 10:54:06 am
What a stupid display of utter stupidity. Take your own advice and stick an agarbatti up your ass.

PS - don`t forget to light it first. :)
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#22 Posted by burpinder on July 19, 2005 3:42:42 am
Haha. THis is funny stuff. Good job, khammie.

``If there is any sparkle you should agree to this proposal, if there is no sparkle you should agree to what your parents suggest.``

That just about sume it up, don`t it? LOL
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#21 Posted by ZahraJ on July 18, 2005 7:20:54 pm
Re: # 20

Khamkhwa:

You are welcome. This was an unusual write-up. Although silly but even behind the facade of silliness you were up to something.

Out of curiosity, what is phakkar-pun?

By the way, you have played with the genders, their garbs and perfumes. Was that intentional? Or is that part of the phakkar- pun style?

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#20 Posted by khamkhwa. on July 18, 2005 10:42:07 am
thank you...
miriamk, shobig_sifar, temporal, aimie, Mike, Zeena, Raw_Dust, prk,Rakapo$h,ZahraJ, delhiwala, plato, cayenne, Cadbury, Saminasha,kaurasach and ullu ka pathha...

...it was a take on the stupid traditions prevalent in desi homes ...i tried to play with words and raw-dust`s suggestion to `getting hooked up`would be perfect if it was meant for marriage, while i was pointing towards the hook-shot in cricket...the short pitched ball, movement of feet and a cross batted swat to the mid-wicket area for a four or a six...in favour of the girl...

Rakaposh... for you... one free session of valuable piece of gems...

zahraj...this was phakkaR-pun style of writing, people like you are blissfully unaware of...

...thanks again for reading something which falls way short of any standard...;)

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#19 Posted by miriamk on July 18, 2005 8:23:31 am
khamkhwa

errr....i see hefty consulting fees in your future.

waisay some of these tips sound like bakra scaring techniques, which btw is a simply maahvelous idea. so thumbs up.

rgds
miriam
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#18 Posted by shobig_sifar on July 18, 2005 7:38:15 am
Hey khammy,
Good one, but the earlier version in your i-log was a tad more hilarious. And aimie`s advice is really noticeable. We can even be parteners in the business, if you know what i mean. ;)
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#17 Posted by temporal on July 18, 2005 7:04:03 am
aimz:

i think kham should get his own spot here;)

ask khamkhwa?
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#16 Posted by aimie on July 18, 2005 6:13:53 am
a good read!
you can now offically become the equivalent to auntiji.com - uncleji.com!
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#15 Posted by Mike on July 17, 2005 8:24:56 am
*burp*
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#14 Posted by Zeena on July 16, 2005 3:19:34 pm
khammy
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.
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#13 Posted by Zeena on July 16, 2005 3:19:18 pm
khammy
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.
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#12 Posted by Raw_Dust on July 16, 2005 3:11:16 pm
err.. that `d be ``Getting Hooked Up``.
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Interact Index

    #29 eyes
    #28 khamkhwa.
    #27 premwalla
    #26 khamkhwa.
    #25 premwalla
    #22 burpinder
    #21 ZahraJ
    #20 khamkhwa.
    #19 miriamk
    #18 shobig_sifar
    #17 temporal
    #16 aimie
    #15 Mike
    #14 Zeena
    #13 Zeena
    #12 Raw_Dust
    #11 prk
    #10 Rakaposh
    #9 ZahraJ
    #8 delhiwala
    #7 delhiwala
    #6 plato
    #5 ullu_ka_pathha
    #4 cayenne
    #3 Cadbury
    #2 Saminasha
    #1 kaurasach

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