US-India Relations in Danger After an Attempt on the President's life!

How about the real funny part of the real games:

India -47 medals
Pakistan- 4 medals

shame on you.........

1. Australia 75 61 61 197
2. England 28 37 30 95
3. Canada 21 28 28 77
4. India 21 15 11 47
5. Republic of South Africa 11 10 13 34
6. Scotland 10 7 11 28
7. Jamaica 10 4 7 21
8. Kenya 6 4 7 17
9. New Zealand 5 10 13 28
10. Malaysia 4 7 7 18
11. Singapore 4 4 4 12
12. Wales 3 4 10 17
13. Nigeria 3 4 5 12
14. Cyprus 3 1 2 6
15. Ghana 2 - 1 3
16. Pakistan 1 2 1 4

...........let us make it more hilarious and imagine this assasination attempt being launched innocently by Fuzon, Meera, Inzy.............

Amir Husain, you can stop hiding inside your ass from embarrassment. The good president has come and gone - rather sneaked in and sneaked out - from Pakistan. The only kirikit that was played was inside the fortified soveriegn territory of the United States embassy. For all other analiesis of the president`s visit check out your favorite Paki newspaper.

Now do your country a favor and sign this petition:




Get rid of these perverse Islamic tendencies like Muta. Please sign this petition. Islamic fundamentalism epidemic has killed far too many people and gone on for a few centuries too many without decent humans doing something about it. Now is your chance. The next step will be for the UN to push all Islamic countries to legistlate these into their respective constitutions, or face sanctions.





MUSLIM MANIFESTO: Like men, women should have the right to decide how they will live, dress, travel, marry and divorce; if they do not enjoy these rights, they are clearly second-class citizens.



MUSLIM MANIFESTO: All critiques of Islam should be countered not by threats and violence, but by rational counter-argument



MUSLIM MANIFESTO: We strongly denounce anti-Semitism. We accept Israel`s right to exist.



MUSLIM MANIFESTO: We accept the legitimacy of the secular state and the secular law. Islamic law, or sharia, was developed at a time when Muslims were living in homogenous communities. In the modern world, virtually all societies are pluralistic, consisting of different faiths and of different perceptions of each faith, including Islam. In this pluralistic setting, a legal system based on a particular version of a single religion cannot be imposed on all citizens.



MUSLIM MANIFESTO: We support and cherish democracy — not because we reject the sovereignty of the Almighty over people, but because we believe that this sovereignty is manifested in the general will of people in a democratic and pluralistic society. We do not accept theocratic rule



MUSLIM MANIFESTO: we cherish religious liberty. Every human has the right to believe or not to believe in Islam or in any other religion All Muslims furthermore have the right to reject and change their religion if desired



Read the complete manifesto and sign the petition here:

http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/akyol_baran200603010816.asp

Good one Amir.

Dubya, by this time has come in and gone out of India... safely :) And thats coz our brother Bada Baal Dhoni failed to find the middle of his `weapon`. The only thing that exploded was somewhere in Karachi.

# 2 by Amir

Yaar Amir, thanks for the link. I will check it out when I have the time.

Regards,
Harish

errr..... before too much blood is shed on this.... can I add that this is satire/tongue-in-cheek humor...

#4 kulharee writes <<< But then again, he can appreciate a batter`s position - one brave man trying to deal with a whole bunch of stone throwing shouting cowards. >>>

Like I have said multiple times, Kulharee`s lips are firmly planted on GWB`s a$$. Anyone who implies the bravery of that sob, who attacked a much weaker country, that spent less than one half of one percent of what the US spent on its military, after over a decade of sanctions; who sends other people`s children to their death over fake reasons, and who since the great depression has been the only two term president who has seen a net loss of jobs (and since 60% of the job loss was in manufacture, the new ``service`` jobs cannot match them either in pay or benefits), with an enormous growth of the deficit that future generations will be paying for, even as this money is recycled to the very rich, not to mention the extreme tax breaks to the very rich, must have buried his morals long time back. Not mentioned so far is also the 19% rise in the number of the poor from 2000 to 2005 while this ``brave`` sob was in office, from 31 to 37 million.

Wishful thinking. Bush wont even go to the see the Taj, and you expect him to watch a cricket game? The guy has a lot on his plate and doesn’t have time to watch a bunch of gay men rubbing balls on their pants trying to get a rise.

But then again, he can appreciate a batter`s position - one brave man trying to deal with a whole bunch of stone throwing shouting cowards.

[He, therefore, did not take note of hysterical cries from the Indian crowds and was seriously contemplating taking part in what he deemed to be a Mexican wave of Tsunami proportions. ]

Priceless, I can almost see this.... Great stuff.

Re: # 1

Thanks Harish

I write a lot of this stuff but all is not suitable for a forum like Chowk - you can check out my other work at : http://www.geocities.com/men_green_pakistan/TheSourceNews.html
[Hope I am allowed to post a link like that , if not this should be removed]

Good one yaar, it is hilarious!