Shikwa: My Eid wish...

Dekho Raka, teen Musalman to aik taraf hogae, they declared this article is wrong, and blasphemous, aur char pakay kafir (peelay walay) tumharay peechay peechay lagay hooay haiN, tum kabhee yeh tou nahee sochteeN kay shayad may he Dajal hooN, agar naheeN tou ab sochna shroo kardo.

Dekho Raka teen Musalman to aik taraf hogae, they declared this article is wrong, and blasphemous, aur char pakay Kafir tumharay peechay peechay lagan hooay haiN, tum kabhee yeh tou nahee sochteeN kay shayad may hee Dajal hooN, agar naheeN tou ab sochna shroo kardo.

Here comes her one of her many idiots for her defense.

Kaka what about your mother she will be in Jannat too na (what you wrote about her in Ugaldan, i am hoping she will make it there too) .

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Don’t worry Saman chaman it’s any idiot soul that reads it and thinks it`s refreshing, witty, funny, and cute and is not offended after reading it. I hope this just dropped the percentage of gunnah you so far received by bringing it to the front page to about 1%, atleast in your mind, now smile.

Raka aik bat mujhay samjh nahee aaee tum jahan jatee ho 5, 10 idiots kee aik batalion jama karlaitee ho apnay defense kay liyay, aur yeh TMK shaitan bhais badal badal kay tumhay behkata rehta hay aur tum chahak chahak kay behaktee rehtee ho, dekho kaisee apnee see koshish kar rahay hay kay you end up in hell so you two can be together, sudhar ja abhee bhee waqt hay.

Re #36:
``being the harrafa I am``

Raka kiya bat hay Harrafa pay bohat zore hay, humdardian vasool karnay kay tumhay saray tareeqay aatay hain. God you are such an artist, calling up upon your Army of idiots to come defend me, look this Mullah here is calling a masoom see larkee Harrafa ....

Folks is it working ... do let me know.

allah miaN:

aap chaahay jis qism ka khizaab laga leiN daaRhi meiN..qasam teray rasool ki mujhay us say koi sar o kaar nahiN hai...bhalay say mehndi lagaaeN ya laareal hair dye, naaryal ka tael...jo marzi bhai...buss ek baat hai...don`t turn out to be an idiot like miraj....ye baRa KLPD ho jaaey ga...


haan aur ek baat aur..jidhar raka ko bhejay, udhar hi mujhay bhi bhej day..bhalay say us kay kaarnar plaaT kay baraabar juggi meiN Daal day I dont` care :|

Janab Qibla Allah MiaN,
Please do not send Ibless to this board again and again..he is incresing number of hits and responses here, making more and more people read it and as a result Saman is getting more and more gunaH with each hit....
I will ofcourse be talking to you again and again...in private and in public and in exactly the same manner..being the harrafa I am. Damn I almost converted anew....!!!
meanwhile do think about the health issue...as it came straight from the heart...
sincerely...

Raka ` sadaq Allah ul Azeem` Posh !

Re #33: Bibi saman khan if you are responsible of bringing it to the front page then you should also do something to take it off from the front page. For every soul that reads it you might also get the burden, see that gunnah and sawab thing is very intricate and calculated according to very complicated mathematical formulas. This thing will work like a MLM when gunnah will be granted for it (if it will be granted), and you will be on the top of the pyramid. See I don’t know how Allah Mian will react to it, but why take a chance.

Problem with you guys (the up and coming genre of Pakistan) is that you are too consumed with ``wittiness``. Anything cool or witty is taken on the face value for its wittiness, but you ignore what this witty piece of writing is actually saying. Some people will do anything for a laugh Rakapo$h is one such person.

When I first read this piece on Rakapo$h`s ilog I found it extremely witty from a purely creative aspect. I forwarded it to three people and received three different respones.
One simply mailed back - `cool`.
The other found it worthy of front page publication.
The last one found it blasphemous - a gustaqi and badtameezi with Allah Mian.
Allah Mian ki zaat ke saath mazaq may bhi gustaqi nahi kark sakte, he wrote and explained further.
Until then I hadn`t viewed it so seriously or rather religiously. I let his furore pass thinking ke Allah Mian qud sense of humour se araasta honge. And He would deal with the author the way He considered best...until I came across a comment on chusni.com where somebody, I don`t remember too clearly who, made a reference to this piece ke kaise ` that Allah Mian character` ko treat kiya hai or some such thing.
Now that I consider a blasphemy - a gustaqi and badtameezi.
Allah Mian is no `character`. Period. No God is for that matter.
Sense of humour is fine but it does not have to translate into disrespect and ridicule about God, any God.
Perhaps that explains why the person I sent the mail to responded so strongly as he did...
for we humans tend to forget ke kab mazaaq qatm hua aur kab gustaaqi shuroo hogayee.
In a way I feel responsible for bringing this piece to the front page. So help me, Allah Mian.

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Re #29:
Raka “tramp” posh,
Your unsuccessful attempt at gaining back some sort of lost love in anew’s heart is duly noted.

Braader anew, now watch this classic scenario of a misguided harafa working her charms, this lafangee is thinking that by making you realize that I am making her (a sister in Islam) looks almost like a tramp is gong to trip some sort of Islamo ghairat meter in you and you will come all cylinders firing after my ass in her defense, and will just romp me down with all sort of hadeeths and Quranic references about sanctity of woman in Islam. What she is trying here is a classic example of divide and bring the ones whose ‘eyes are opened’ back into the trance. Don’t get fooled she is especially trained by Kaka to do this kind of stuff, they get some sort of orgasmic pleasure by doing this sort of stuff, they are way past of exciting each other on MSN messenger chat, trust me on this one,

Raka “charming” posh still takes Allah Mian as someone who will be charmed by her chikni chapree bakwas. See the problem is that Ullu ka Patha Azazeel, he has misled her about the nature of Allah Mian, and also about how to live in this world. Now she uses her charms to get ahead, and thinks of Allah Mian as her personal go-getter. Her charming personality has worked for her in sorting out her worldly affairs, and made her a successful person. Hence she has now taken Allah Mian for granted, and she now thinks why I should do anything to please Allah Mian when Allah Mian is there to please me.

maulana miraj...

... so you have been allocated special powers from allah mian to call anyone harrafa or whatever, who in your opinion makes fun of allah mian...wah wah...who gave you the authority to represent allah mian in this world...it is raka who will be punished in hell for her blasphemy, so why bother your self. since you already know about her writings and nature and character and you being a `good` muslim should stay away from her writings and her bad influence or you might be amongst the beest o yak crowd...

aisee to das harafain aateen hain, be firm when you talk to them, and don’t let them coerce you with their charms

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Allah MiaN ji,
did you see that just because I excluded `impotence` from my healthwish list...my brother in Islam is cutting me out to look almost like a tramp.....
the masses have spoken Allah MiaN...
please include impotence in the list too...so that you dont have to ask anyone...`bata tairi Raza kia hai`...

Raka ` Alhamd O lillahe rub il aalameen` Posh !

Allah Iqbal kee rooh per reham karay....I think he must be alloted corner plot and u gonna be his neighbour..... :)
anyway
Nice Shikwa and Jawab-e-Shikwa!....