Getting Hooked

well this freaked a$$ khamkha ..has got this so Mr. so old topic found everywhere...n got it pasted o`er here...i wish if this guy cud actially point out wat is it that his mind is lewkin fer.....i duno if he is tryin to associate himself to some intellectuall class of beings...
get hold of it !!

Re: # 27

[You really must clean up your mouth. :)] - salim / premwala

... they are after all your own quotes...ugly and dirty like you...;)

#26, Listen mr. pervert aka khamkhwa,
You really must clean up your mouth. :)

Re: # 25
mr. premwala aka mike-hunt aka salim...
it`s better than what you write...here is a sample of your masterpiece...;)

SemenAsha the cock-sucking turd

SemenAsha you cock-sucking turd, why are you deleting messages?
SemenAsha, You are the ugliest cock-sucking, pussy-peddling, anal-taking bitch in creation. Fuck you.

What a stupid display of utter stupidity. Take your own advice and stick an agarbatti up your ass.

PS - don`t forget to light it first. :)

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And don`t forget to apply ``Hashmi Surma`` if wanna make eyes big and beautiful as Khamkhwa`s and making a mole just below lips with tinch of surma`s silai after applying glossy pink lipstick.

Khamkhwa have you worked as an apprentice at ``Sunarey ki Dukan`` / ``Darzi ki Dukan``? Your estimates so sharpened about as one recieves on a jewllery shop or Boutique.

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``Use only attar manufactured by Asghar Ali Mohammad Ali, previously of Lucknow and presently of Bundar Road, Karachi.``

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This one is hilarious remindes of koh-e-noor surma n all loathsomes at street level with saintly tags.

a lil correction just thought now that shouldn`t it be ittar as attar is the one who makes it.

Haha. THis is funny stuff. Good job, khammie.

``If there is any sparkle you should agree to this proposal, if there is no sparkle you should agree to what your parents suggest.``

That just about sume it up, don`t it? LOL

Re: # 20

Khamkhwa:

You are welcome. This was an unusual write-up. Although silly but even behind the facade of silliness you were up to something.

Out of curiosity, what is phakkar-pun?

By the way, you have played with the genders, their garbs and perfumes. Was that intentional? Or is that part of the phakkar- pun style?

thank you...
miriamk, shobig_sifar, temporal, aimie, Mike, Zeena, Raw_Dust, prk,Rakapo$h,ZahraJ, delhiwala, plato, cayenne, Cadbury, Saminasha,kaurasach and ullu ka pathha...

...it was a take on the stupid traditions prevalent in desi homes ...i tried to play with words and raw-dust`s suggestion to `getting hooked up`would be perfect if it was meant for marriage, while i was pointing towards the hook-shot in cricket...the short pitched ball, movement of feet and a cross batted swat to the mid-wicket area for a four or a six...in favour of the girl...

Rakaposh... for you... one free session of valuable piece of gems...

zahraj...this was phakkaR-pun style of writing, people like you are blissfully unaware of...

...thanks again for reading something which falls way short of any standard...;)

khamkhwa

errr....i see hefty consulting fees in your future.

waisay some of these tips sound like bakra scaring techniques, which btw is a simply maahvelous idea. so thumbs up.

rgds
miriam

Hey khammy,
Good one, but the earlier version in your i-log was a tad more hilarious. And aimie`s advice is really noticeable. We can even be parteners in the business, if you know what i mean. ;)

aimz:

i think kham should get his own spot here;)

ask khamkhwa?

a good read!
you can now offically become the equivalent to auntiji.com - uncleji.com!

*burp*

khammy
tujay kiaa hoaa baiy?
too,kub saiy shadi bhia kaa karobar kirnaiy laga baiy?too tu accha bala thaa unplugged pir,front page nain tuj ku kisi kaam ka na chora.Wapis unplugged pir aajaa,pirdesii,teri mental condition mushkook nazar aatii haiy.