Giving Lip Dear Scout,

``what the hell do you mean....just go ahead and say it in plain English...is that so hard to do?``

Well, why the hell are you reading poetry if you want straight forward stuff in plain English. Go read ``Dawn`` newspaper then.

Giving Lip A forty is a large bottle of beer popular with college boys. Vivez Molson Bleu Dry!

Ah, am so fascinated with men and their desire for women.

Glad someone enjoys my Friday Times work. The column is a pleasure to write. I like messing with my readers.

``If you fondle my trigger, don`t blame my gun``

Fiona Apple

Giving Lip AnNy do write me a letter at TFT.

tft@lhr.comsats.net.pk

thanks.