Kashmir Fatigue Reply Kafir K Khan # 211

``Rsridhar - Wake Up. World is changing fast.``

Kafirbhai, you are BEST! I am fan. I am wanting to starting fan club for you.

Whowull joining me?

Kafirbhai, what colour do you liking bast? Theyw ill be ino ur unifarm.

ok, tata!

Breaking News: Suicide Bomb in Karachi Reply Tahmed #: 252

“As for whose company I would prefer, I really wouldnt care about the nationality as long as it was a really cute female (but of course I shouldnt say that, being a married man).”

BHABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Shikayat hay…

(Sham! onyt ou Tahmed, Sham! Sham! Atlest you are batter than Deepka…)

When Riz Khan Came to Town Bina, behain, you are write billantly.


But I am warn! Riz Khan is MINE! Ally ouother HANBD OFF!


(See Deepka, Iam not wait arond for DonJane like U! Kissing my chudz, ok?)

My Ruined Breakfast Reply Deepka #: 73

``Lajo Laado ``

Naughtyness!

(But fist youm ust apolgise, ok?)

The Perfect Murder Reply Scout # 105

?Urstruly #78,

not really, don`t feel like discussing `heavy` topics with anyone these days, but thanks for the offer?

Very gOOD behain! Youa re good Muslimah, Scout. Shabash! U are very politeness but also firmly say no. Other peoples can learning many thigs from you.

Urstruly, sham! on you. Dity fellowe. Leave Scout aLONE! She is very shreef. (Notl ike Deepka. Deepka isf rom Detroit! &!)

My Ruined Breakfast Reply Saminashah # 62



”(see other board) and why is Shah just plain annoying, always putting in his ek paisa where no one is listening...”

Behain,

You should have sympathy. I am not liking to saying, buti fyou are read his lastpaste he ius say:

”I understood `Trainspotting` 5 years ago taking dive into sewer full Toilet ,among gooey oooewy stuffs,BUT I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING .”

He isn ot undesatnd bcz abhi tak apnay kan saaf naheeN kiyay…bad hygiene, behain, buty ou should giving rahmat.

OK?

Abr ka Tukra Reply anNy # 81

“this is tiring...lajwanti, take over babe”

Jee naheeN anNy Beygum. Youmu st learning to stand on own foots only. Naheen tau jab ham naheeN haiN hamaree yad ayaegee…ok? Dono t angry, I am give advise, only. I am fried.

Buti nyour varble dungah fasad with Bjli, oua re doingbvary well! Shabash! Yo areno tneeding ONY HALP from yeh nahcheez :) rotfl

(ButIa mwarn! WARN! WARN! WARN!!!! Donot talking with Deepka! Deepka is TV Bandit Queen, ok! This is serios warn! Deepka is vary naughtiness. I have learn hardway. Deepka is Don Jane. Bjlee is only belgerent, but Deepkais belgerent and bad niyat also.)

The Last Crusade Reply Tahmed # 276

“progressive #269 By no stretch can you be considered a muslim. “

Ia m saY: HAMZAD IS ABU HOORAYRAH!!!!!!!

Ia m corruct, no? Whyy ouare wast time talking with Abu Hoorayrah?

Yoush ould drink Rooh Afza and relaxing.

Abr ka Tukra Reply Ras et al # 50

“I believe that ``Progressive`` could benefit a

great deal from joing the Chursi Club.

I don`t think that he/she will want to unwind over a couple of beers.”

Rasbhai, you are very much too optimism.

There is NO HOP!!!!!!! (Hayyyyyyyy! Bachao!) for Chowk’s very own Abu Hurayrah.

(Even for DonJane Deepka there is little hop. Thati swhy Iam say Hayyyyyyyyy! Bachao!)

Giving him choclate for seratonin release instead – that is ok anda lso will chill him out. Lo cal is also good ideas, otherwise too much weightgain, danger of hi cholestral. Na?

I am sayingbe cause I am fried, and am give sypathy to Hamzad. Nobody undersanding him. HAMZAD DOES NOT LIKE MENS FOOTBALL TEAMS!!!!! OK? He isdecant, but only bad mood, ok?

(Hedo esnot liking hockey team EITYHER! do not make nasty comment, plzx! Nobody is proving, ok?!!)

Another One Bites The Dust Reply Shah # 514

Deepka, ist hat you? Why you are pretend?

“And you yourself crying big crocodile tears…”

It is MEEEEwho iscry big tears.!!! W hy you donot take repsonbilty for jahil behaviours and APOLGISE IMMEDATELY?

Whyy ouare ignfore me, haiN? Iamalso humanbeng like you, I desarving better, more respact!

“IT DOESNT PROVE THAT I DID ANYTHING TO YOU OTHER THAN NORMAL CRTIQUE ,YOU CRIED & CHOWK FELT SAFE TO SIDE WITH YOU BEING WOMAN CLAIMING `THE PROTECTION PROVIDED & PRIVILEGED UNDER ISLAM`”

Yesyes, you7talking alltime BIG About being decant. Butif youar re so DECANT WH?YYOU ARE SLUNDER ME???? HAIN?

WHY YOU ARE WRITE LIESFALSEHOODAND NASTINESS ABOUT MEEEEE?

Billee sattar choohay kha kay haj kau chalee, thut is why.

You should apolgise, Deepka. Iam ask nicely.

Another One Bites The Dust Reply PM # 506

“So, now asking to be spared having to scroll through obnoxioious (or just plain silly) posts is being equated with the death sentence.”

HaiN? This is very nainsafee! I amgive sypathy bai. I amfried.

“Wonderful! Anyone know what the average IQ of the simians happens ot be? Urstruly, you wanna step up?”

Lastt ime Urstuly bai gave info on homo (haram) caboodling among pyg(haram)my chimpanziyaaN. Andtalling us that like prostution (also haram).



Taubahtaubahbtaubah!

Plz PMbai, do not enoraging,ok? Thisi s not good behaviours for himo rfor usalso. You shod enoucouraging himto tak about shreef subject only. NaheeN tau oon kah zara suspect tendency hay, ok?

(Be strongly, Urstulybai! Resi t tamptations!)

Byeeeee!

Another One Bites The Dust Reply Saminashah #352

“As to your other point, yes we could have to look at Regressive`s aka H. Afaqui alias ``Jihad: Coming to a Theatre Near You`` Sahib`s Posts...by the way what was Regressive`s original nick? He was using it last summer and then disappeared after 9/11. Why doesn`t someone call him out on it? I find it highly suspicious, quite frankly enough to want to know if theres more to his blather than just cyberwadding.”

I knowing he is lafangbazee behain, but I having softhart, see. I fel itz mydutyto TRYING to halp, no? Ifw edo nottrying here, than wghowill listen event o him? Hew illbe alllonesome in some gora place withno dahl makhani to eating, a ndosome gori willmarryinghi mand brakingfamily honour, eating pig, drinking demon drink before noonaur kya maloom whatwhat zyada nastinessesb adhabits, poor hygeine. Perhaps even with gora man, waring garters, na?

HAMZAd! Don’tdo with gora man, it is haraam, ok? Alsod ont wearing abaya, dresso r hotpant withrhinostone. Ikn owit is bag tamptation for u,but be STRONG! Theis is not good Islamic beaviours, ok? Andtr tyingto be nice also. God will reward you.

Salaam!

Another One Bites The Dust Reply Sadna #339

Behain, ifc ghowk staf taky ouoff unmoderated list main zakhm kha kay mar jaoongee! Yo ushouldgiving sympathy, don’t do! Don’t do!!!!

Chowkstaf! PLZ! PLZ! PLZ! Keep Sadna unmoderated. You arem yonly hop. Iw ill do ANYTHING youwanting, ANYTHING…oh PALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(No not THAT! Anything EKLSE, ok?)

Another One Bites The Dust Reply Deepka #316

So! Nowy ouare chsowing shamless fac??? HaiNNN? Wherey ouahavebenn skalking? Whyy ouare dareto paste stupidty before apolgising to me?

APOLGISE NOW!

(ohw hy Deepka? Why?)

Another One Bites The Dust Reply Porgressve # 298

“Is this what the Paki Female Feminist Sows (FFS for short) have in mind when their westernism is approved by the presence of US thugs in Pakistan & Afghanistan?…Is this what the Paki Male Feminist Pigs are lying in wait to present to their opposite gender?”

Hamzad Bhai!!! You shold be asham talking about aap kee maaN behain like htat. Sham! Is this how Muslim talking about Muslimah? No! Goonah! Verynaghty! Dity!

Aur aap kee Ammi Huzoor kya kahteeN, aisay lafz soon kay? You arebIG dispoint!

I ama lways defand you whan people saying nastiness, but thistim youh ave gone too far. Thisis jahil, you should wash mouthout with soap. Why doing namaaz and all when som uch ugliness in your heart? HaiN? Doy outhink Allah Mian likesi twhen you give galees to women? Espacialy talking about ganda janwar. Taubah! You are embrassment to Islam.

And don ottalling me thaty oudo not thankthey are women. Whynot? Justbecause laughing at youdoes not make them lesswoman, ok? Allah Mian decides if theyar born mal or female – ifyo ugive difrant opnion it is INSULT to Allah, so plz, donotdo liekthat. Ok? Allah izknowing better thanyo u.

Hamzad,I am try to be sypathy withy ou. Iknow lifeis difficuly, that whar youliving is not bast place for Muslim man, esp whenpeople aren ot repsacting,ok? jobi sdifficuly, whatever. I sypathy with you. Sodo notangry, plzx. Buyty oushoudlnot beso bitternarse –it onlymaking yourown life ugliness, no? Plz Hamzad,tr yto be nicerh umanbeing.

Whenaveryh ouwantingsypathy write to me – Iam your fried!

Salaam!

Another One Bites The Dust Reply slink # 190

“was reading in the dawn the other day how in saudi arabia the commitee (damn my spellings...will i burn in hell?) for the prevention of vice and promotion of virtue had decided to take swift and exemplary action against factories churning out abayas with rhinestones and back pockets…”

Ia mhear that rhineston and backpacket isjewish plowt. Yeh to aap nay bhee soona hoga, behain.

I tall yo uIam am fauran jalaoingall abyas with rhinstona nd backpacket. Ia mgaldI hearing. Close escap, na?

(Tob esafe maiN nay meray sab cowboys bhee jala diye. I meaning, withot rhinostone, cowboys ka kya fayedah, haiN?)