Why Clinton should visit Pakistan #298

Dear Depilatory: You ask us to guess who you are, and when we do, you go nuts. What do you want?

Thank you, I am, as you know you are, quite comfortable at the night job.

The topic of the board is ``Why Clinton Should Visit Pakistan?`` Stick to it; don`t start taking its hair off.

Most sincerely yours.

Verdict in Pakistan

Re. SexnaR SexnaR #192, 196

Hey fellow, you are more fun than a barrelful of monkeys. No harm in not talking about the ``verdict``, which this board is all about. At least you are here for the manuranjan of the Chowkwalas. More (clownish)power to you. But, tell me, did you come to this board to get murunda?

One thing the significance of which escapes me is, why are you all interested in dhotis and pants (down)? What is this rabidity of mind you have in common with many others?

Then, again, I swear to God to assure you that I have neither talked about your or anybody`s else`s Ammah, nor about you comitting incest then please do not loosen your anger.

I used to get my letters done by our corner store owner Mr. Vadia but today his brother-in-law came and said that perhaps the letters should be different so he is making changes. Please do not loose. This gentleman`s name is Mr. Bhatia (Mr. Krishan?) and he has made this letter a first class letter. OK. Mr.SexnaR good health and good food to you. All the best.

Yahmla Jat TKNLGC

On the one hand you characterise my post intended for you as

irrelevant, and insulting and whatever else not, then why do you

respond to it using expressions like ammah and incest.

Do me and yourself a favour:

1. Don`t assume anybody you do not like, a Pakistani, and a

muslim.

2. What is a maddarasshs?

3. What is a banayas; sounds like bunbas, the meanings of which

I know, but I see people using expressions e.g., banaya on the

Chowk. And I have no clue to its meaning.

4. By all means write mooslem if you like. I am not one, but if you

use it, you only would be considered silly and boorish.

5. In S. Africa, `Hindoo` (also, in Canadaian West Coast literature)

and `Naidoo` are accepted as ok. spellings. What are you tummy

aching for?

SexnaR: I suggest you show the presence of at least an atom of

the graymatter (it is brains), and refrain from being nasty to people

of different religions, nationalities, and opinions from yours --even if

it means people of an entirely different Weltanscauung; quite alien

to you, even.

Why Clinton should visit Pakistan Dear Depilatory(#296):

Seniormost among women?

Or, are you a queen, or the Prime Minister?

Verdict in Pakistan SexnaR

Hey fellow, you are more fun than a barrelful of monkeys. No harm in not talking about the ``verdict``, which this board is all about. At least you are here for the manuranjan of the Chowkwalas. More (clownish)power to you. But, tell me, did you come to this board to get murunda?

One thing the significance of which escapes me is, why are you all interested in dhotis and pants (down)? What is this rabidity of mind you have in common with many others?

Then, again, how many times should I assure you that I have neither talked about your Ammah, nor about you commiting incest [or, did you mean something else?] then why do you not let it go?

On the one hand you characterise my post intended for you as irrelevant, and insulting and whatever else not, then why do you respond to it using expressions like ammah and incest.

Do me and yourself a favour:

1. Don`t assume anybody you do not like, a Pakistani, and a muslim.

2. What is a maddarasshs?

3. What is a banayas; sounds like bunbas, the meanings of which I know, but I see people using expressions e.g., banaya on the Chowk. And I have no clue to its meaning.

4. By all means write mooslem if you like. I am not one, but if you use it, you only would be considered silly and boorish.

5. In S. Africa, `Hindoo` (also, in Canadaian West Coast literature) and `Naidoo` are accepted as ok. spellings. What are you tummy aching for?

SexnaR: I suggest you show the presence of at least an atom of the graymatter (it is brains), and refrain from being nasty to people of different religions, nationalities, and opinions from yours --even if it means people of an entirely different Weltanscauung; quite alien to you, even.

Verdict in Pakistan SexnaR

So, you are back again and with lies. I never mentioned any ammah and I never accused you of incest. It is an out and out lie and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Now get away from Pakistan and let`s talk about that disease called India. Let`s see if you read the main piece from India (by an Indian [Hindoo] writer and publisher) in the April issue of the New Internationalist.

You seem to /write/ English well but your comprehension is has a black mark on it. You keep mixing up things e.g., Ammah and incest. Get off it.

Among the Indians only one person is 3/4 decent, Gymno, and I would read him. You? Quit wasting everybody`s time. Re-read your letter inviting Pakistanis to `finish` what they start and mention dhoti and banias. What is this? Don`t you think somebody should commit you? [Or, to follow my erstwhile cyberfriend ask you if you are smoking bananas].

Verdict in Pakistan I continued my outing in the Chowk today before coming to this board.

As soon as I clicked on this board I found a familiar ``malodorance``, an achaar-curry bhaji-tarkari wafts mixed with other malevolent odours.

Every Indian who has been chhatrowled from other boards seems to have ``accumulated`` (gathered together) here. Nobody has been chhatrowled more than McGup-gup, Friendoo, and others but I admire their tenacity in hanging on to their slime; except, only, that it makes the rest of us nauseous. Paleazeeee say bye bye?

And a new creature ReSaxotanane? I bet you, it makes useless noise, and is vitriolic besides. And the GG, not backed by just a 3000 years but a 5000(!) years old civilization!! [Gymno or Satvadi corrected the figure].

Umair: My man, you quit responding to these crazies. I remember one of your posts on another board -- perhaps #173 on `Why Should clinton Visit Pakistan` -- and I cried on reading about you as a Kashmiri. It was a human and humane piece of writing. But one of the Indians who responded to it sympathized with you (which surprized me), but then he loaded you with a large assignment which showed his true colours. Could be bd, lullu, or `concerned` (a beemaari I saw again in #180 on the

same board). I cursed the fellow(s) and didn`t visit that board till today.

Umairr, you are an o.k. person. Sometimes I feel that you may be engaged in what Faiz said: yeh jamaa-e-s`d-chaak bad`l lain-e main kya thaa; mohlat hi na di Faiz hamain bakhia giri nain!

Take your eyes off of these individual rot eaten `trees` and see the `forest` of insincerity, deceit and cunning that they represent. They must be ignored, these Indians. Why don`t you? They can`t see your sincerity because their purpose is to needle you and keep you away from productive thinking. You have brains. These are gnats. La`anat bhejo inp`r. Cheers

P.S. Hear these Indians pointing out, that Pakistanis can`t stay away from ``K``. Right? Ask them why can`t they stay away from ``P`` AND ``K``? See for what these gnats are. Yeh in bordon p`r murunda lainey aatey hain?

Why Clinton should visit Pakistan I am taking a leisurely stroll through Chowk today. I first went to my first love ``He Had No Choice``, on which I lost my first intended target of ``Yahmla Jat affection``, the Syed Ha. I left a message for P. Musharraf, that nang-e-din, nang-e-watan, creature. And then came to this board.

Saw nair (#393). Does anybody, including himself, know from which dark crevice or cavity, (or fold) does this depilatory speak!

I suggest close this board. Pakistanis have done well not to address themselves to the Indians` continued distractions. Carry on your discussions amongst yourselves; ignore these ill-willing distractors.

Khuda Hafiz

He had no Choice! Samarif2000 #1184

Thanks for bringing to our attention that this board had an objective, a goal, and focus. It is about B and P. Musharraf.



Although I can`t even stand the thought of my country being again ruled by the armed forces (occupation!), so long as he is where he rules, I ask him, how about doing small courtesies to the nation e.g., not throwing innocent functionaries, students and others behind bars and subjecting them to torture, and, instead taking care of situations e.g., what I just heard on the T.V. That is, automatic-gun men entering a masjid and indiscriminately firing on the namazis.

Mr. Musharraf, don`t tell me that these things cannot be controlled, if not, in fact, completely stopped. May God give you a few iotas of graymatter. Otherwise, however, you are a confirmed idiot and a traitor to the nation anyway.

Why Clinton should visit Pakistan K. Rashid

Listen to Shankar [#126]. Do you not know that in his buddhi two wrongs make a right?

Pay attention to Shankar and learn from his fo-----ness! After all what are fools for!

In Defence of Benevolent Dictators

`` Mir kya Sa`ada hain, Beemar Huey Jis Key Sabab

Ussi Att`aar ke Loundey Sey Dawa Laité Hain !``

I saw the above, by Zeemax, re. nour islam article. I enjoyed it, so I am re-produing here. Ummaeed hai aap issey parrh k`r mehzooz hongé.

Tabeydar,

Y.J.T.K.N.L.G.C

He had no Choice! Done. The place looks ujar. There were four or five rejectios, decline(s) to participate, and and a couple of SameerJB v McGupta posts.

I enjoyed your `rebuttal`. Mir is at his most profound using the contemporary `out of closet` expression, in this shay`er.

In Defence of Benevolent Dictators Oae loko aeh chachey Zia da phteeja kithoun kadh lianda jay? Tay chhootha wee rajjh kay onha aee jay!

I was looking for chacha Syed ah. I thought he might be here but I should give him more credit for staying away from this `light`of idiocy.

Good bye.

Y.J.T.K.N.L.G.C

He had no Choice! Oh yaro main tey aaya see keh chachey Syed ah naal zra chunjhan larawan gey, pr. othey tey koiee chachey Zia they phtejey nain gand paya hoya way. Eh kithun kadh lyanda jay? Naaley eh tey chachey toon wee wadh key chhootha aye.

I saw a new article and went into posts looking for Syed ah. But man, there was nobody, almost. Then I read the `article`. There was darkness of idiocy.

Please somebody enlighten me.

He had no Choice!

THE JERNAIL SAYS ARMY CORRUPT

Dateline London

(Reported in Pakistan Link; quotes are this words)

In separate interviews ...{the jernail] said his drive against corruption might target the

army, saying they are ``of the same stock`` as corrupt individuals who face arrest... .

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Asked if there was corruption in the army, he said,

`Yes, there could be some, I don`t deny it, and we are from the same stock. It can`t be ruled out and when I say accountability across the board I really do mean the military is part of the horizontal accountability processes.`

* * * * * * * * * *

The point is not that this jernail is better than etc.; (that is a non sequitur), but that the army IS rotten. And to call a spade a spade is neither patriotic nor unpatriotic.

Y. Jat --T.K.N.L.G.C

He had no Choice! Syed ha (ha?) My post #563 & yours 568.

WITHOUT PREJUDICE

You don`t smoke bananas. Do you?

Of course, I will address your comments, but only after I know what are you on these days. And let`s please eschew expressions such as it is `too low`, etc.

No, it is not. If one could come low enough to respond to it, kuf b`lub, then one has joined us low lives.

Yahmla Jat ,(tey Khuda noö

He had no Choice! What is this I hear about an armed forces man ruling Pakistan. When will we, and they, learn that they are our //servants//, quite unlike the //elected// servants. That`s a different kettle of fish.

All this shor shraba about them putting their lives on the line for the country is useless dross. When I work hard 17 hours a day, I am also putting my life on the line for the country. And //I// work with the soil.

These F.A. fails. No brains and questionable brawn. Running dogs of the British malodorous legacy. Keep their doggy chow utensils separate. I notice some `kissers` amongst the posters. I feel many of them are ibn-ul-waqt `imposters`. Eg., I noticed somebody worried about the safety of a jernail having gone to heera mandi. Just imagine this Dobaii fellow worrying about the safety of an army jernail. I picked up `Jernail` from a post and liked it. I hope I am not infringing upon any copyrights!



But to come back to the jernail/kernail nee