Happy 56th Anniversary, Pakistan and India how do i become a sikh?

if men could choose their destinies before birth i would have become a sikh ..........actually i am looking forward to the revival of the gurmikhi script in pakistan ...................

Happy 56th Anniversary, Pakistan and India prem please be more specific

Happy 56th Anniversary, Pakistan and India i think the greatest beauty of hinduism is its universalism.........the fact that it embraces almost any school of thought and call it its own. the idea of monism is prevalent in hinduism.......although i am a confessed meat eater i love steaks in fact i deeply respect the respect for life involved

His Hurry iranian vs paki women--ana this bud`s for u

1) piety irani--this is a joke these girls dont even pretend to be religious they are all nonpracticing all basically are not muslim

paki----basically they are not pious but they pretend to be and when it gets time to get married some of them put on the holy sister act some are covertibles--hejabis by day hoochie by night

3) what me and my irani friends call the ``b-factor`` how ``btchy are they`` this depends on individuals but since i am sterortyping id say irani girls way more esp to other iranian men its like they are allergic to iranian men they wont date irani men but when they wanna get married lo and behold look who becomes a nice ,virtuous, virgin!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

paki girls---id say it varies but the b-factor is there

4) who is more ``controling`` now this is a toss-up paki women wanna wear the pants most of the time but they yield on the big decision irani women run the god-damn houselhold.......

5) who do you have to buy stuff more for? irani hands down as a people(trust me) they are materialistic..........

6) what do paki women look for in a man when they wanna get married ?????? most although they dont say it want a rhitk rhoshan with an MD .......but they will settle for the MD even if you are a fat slob !!!! enigineer -comp, lawyer etc next (ps if ur a pharmacist like me u will get a lot of compoder jokes from fobby paki girls!!!!!)

irani women---cash cash cash cash bmw and a nice body like i said materialistic........although paki women marry fobs from abroad usually they are poor saps who are doctors who dont know that good ole aisha fcked half the campus in her college days and they just want a green card!!!

last who makes a better wife ? depends if u want respectability marry a paki girl if u want mind-blowing sex do it persian style but forget about respectability and islam!!!!!!!!!!!!

disclaimer: the views of the above post do not necesarily represent those of the author they are just gross generalizations meant to provoke violent responses from gorgeous, short -haired , femme fatales like ana ha ha ajaan:)

His Hurry i woke up and decided something ana screw pleasing women.........and it feels pretty damn good! im gonna try to not care if they like me or not ...............its better not to worry about women thats what hookers are for !!!!!!! viva las vegas(all guys have jimmy in them or eminem) thank god i dont live in the islamic rep of pakistan !!!!!

hope for me ? in terms of what? gettting women well i could always do what jimmy did hey since paki girls refuse to date me only god knows why oh well apna maqam pada karo right? too bad for the girl i will force to dye her hair blonde and wair leather mini skirts

love fawad

translation : its down with where did u get burden? u ever head mazandarani farsi its like a paindoo speaking urdu the punjabi still comes out

ps if you dye your hair blue will u make dye her hair blonde?

His Hurry drdr,

yeah why the fck is that , whenever i hit on a hot desi girl shes always seems like (sorry ana and samina ) a real class A btch but say if there is a white guy or any other non desi type shes all sweet and nice ..............personally i like blondes all desi girls should die their hair blonde ...............

Good-Riddance kabul,

kabul interesting posts i think you studies in religion have served you well

how are you?

question

how do the traiditon of kashmiri pandits differ from other hindus if they do at all are all kashmriri hindus pandits?

Good-Riddance ps kabuli

arent you prem of prem-yasser fame ? whats up with being an afghan? nice to see you again

Happy 56th Anniversary, Pakistan and India i was wondering .....has hinduism in any way been influenced by islam?

His Hurry ana jaan , janam i thought this one would make you die laughing .................enjoy.......this applies to pakistanis some what not as much

Bridal imports

We are dealing with a generation that is a bit shaky upstairs

August 20, 2002

The Iranian

Most of us Iranian men are at the verge of nervous breakdown. We just don`t know it. There is a considerable number of first generation Iranian immigrants in there mid thirties and forties who are mentally unstable. Trust me on that. I`m a lunatic myself and I know a cuckoo when I see one.

I`m not suggesting that most Iranian baby boomers that live abroad should check into mental hospitals (that actually might not be a bad idea). But as a whole, we are dealing with a generation that is a bit shaky upstairs.

This has nothing to do with our schooling, profession, social status, or intellect. But it has a lot to do with the way we perceive ourselves. It`s not really our fault. It`s just the way it is. Growing up away from loved ones, in unknown and peculiar cultures, naturally put a damper on one`s mental well being.

But the real reason for our occasional psychological burps can be summed up in three words, ``lack of sex``. That`s right folks; shortage of sexual activity combined with highly impulsive libido irruptions are responsible for turning us into a bunch of hairy, mental, nutcases.

I be the first to admit that I`m completely whacked in the head and I`ve had my share of nervous break downs. That alone makes me an authority on the subject.

What I find most entertaining is how some of us cuckoos embark on a journey to the old country to find ourselves a good old-fashioned, virtuous, virgin wife. Imaging the poor, unsuspecting lady back home, properly trained, highly pampered, innocently naive, awaiting for that one hero on a white horse with shining armor (and off course a Green Card) -- the one man of distinguished valor who has set sail over deserts, mountains, and seas, coming to sweep her off her feet, fight the forces of darkness, save the day, and take her to a far away place where life is so much better.

What a bunch of crap!

What the poor woman doesn`t know is the fact that some of us so-called, wife searching, Green Card carrying, SUV driving, expatriates are whacked in the head. Nothing is more amusing than watching a guy bring a perfectly healthy, beautiful, intelligent woman from the old country into his screwed up life.

I`m sure you have seen the look. You know what I`m talking about, right? The look of realization on the newly arrived. Women who met their husbands last month and just discovered what a mess they got themselves into. We see that look in parties and family gatherings all the time.

``She has the look!``

``What do you expect? She married Jimmy.``

``Who?``

``Jimmy. You know, Javad Agha.``

``You`re kidding!!!!?``

``Kid you not.``

You see, Javad Agha -- also known laughingly in his gas station as Jimmy -- is a typical Iranian man like you and I. He is short and round with a magnificent nose that can easily sock in 2000 cubic feet of air per second. His hair has migrated from all the right places on his skull to all the ones and he has a temper that only his mama can tolerate.

There is nothing wrong with physical shortcomings so long as the man is blessed with a pleasant personality, right? Well, let me put it this way: Javad Agha`s 1980 TOYOTA pickup truck has more personality than Javad Agha.

Javad Agha -- sexually frustrated and horny like a dog -- repeatedly finds himself humping the bedpost in the middle of the night. There was no doubt that little Jimmy was ready to enter the ``adventures of matrimony``. After all, forty years of fruitless bachelorhood had taken its toll and lost its fun.

Javad Agha soon packed his bags and left port on an expedition to dig himself a mate. After consulting with his mama, he picked up his round-trip ticket from Los Angles to Tehran to Shabdolazim and found himself pleasantly surprised by prospects.

``It`s so cool over there dude. It`s like a big orgy. They`re gonna open whorehouses in every street corner. I`m telling you. Young girls everywhere and they are all horny.``

Women actually acknowledged Javad; they respected him, and talked to him, which was one hell of a change from Los Angles where Iranian women ran out of the room when Javad Agha entered.

Javad Agha mingled, socialized, and charmed the prospects while saving himself for the right woman. After all, one has to be patient when it comes to choosing a wife who is submissive and willing to cook, clean, serve... cook, clean, serve... cook, clean, serve...

Javad Agha searched and searched until he -- in two weeks -- found what he was looking for and the rest is history.

Javad and the newly imported wife are now back in Los Angles and while Javad Agha walks around with a smile on his face that runs ear to ear, the wife stares at an infinite point like a zombie. At first the common notion was that the wife was suffering from sever jetlag. But a year later, the argument hardly holds ground.

Now, don`t get me wrong. I have absolutely nothing against the practice of importing spouse from the old country. As a matter of fact, I would have done the same myself if they would let me out of this damn psychiatric hospital.

India’s Potential Lose-Lose-Lose Scenario shankar,

i re-read your post are you serious ????? use gandhian tactics ??????????? and i though i was a wooly-eyed idealist .......i mean where`s rsaxena doesnt he have something sarcastic comment? i mean this is 2002 the gandhi of india is dead.........i dont think that indian pride in their freedom struggle outweighs the national penchant for as you aptly put it their ``homeland`` .........i mean protest and the like wont work .....the only thing that will work is if either the kashmiri muslims themselves fight you guys violently like the Palestinians when the Jordanians cut them off .......or you indians win........personally id like you indians to win...........the kashmiri muslims and this ``movement`` have backstabbed pakistan for too long .................

India’s Potential Lose-Lose-Lose Scenario shankar

i disagree with you totally........gandhi MLK have their place and violence has its .......gandhi`s tactics used violence! how? it was the threat of violence and civil unrest on a large scale that made the british go home?????? i think you are living in fantasy land if you think MLK got the black man his civil rights only it was also Malcolm X and the so called radicals........its ultimately the threat of violence and civil unrest that forces an opressor

stop opressing.........i mean seriously the opression of the palestinians and kashmiris cant be marginalized no matter how much you say they use violence...........fine i agree you the use violence forces one to accept the priniciple that might becomes right ........in that sense suicide -terrorism is also warfare for them........if india doesnt stop its opression in kashmir i think the situation will escalate and you might have a palestine scenario.......you know i think india should take kashmir but this in no way makes me believe india`s stance on kashmir is moral ..............

India’s Potential Lose-Lose-Lose Scenario dost mittar

do u really believe its a muslim separatist movement .........i sort of agree but then again you must admit india is doing something wrong that is alienating the kashmiri muslims??????????

India’s Potential Lose-Lose-Lose Scenario dost-mittar

i do not think that the kashmiri independance movement is simply an islamist movement.....it is islamist under TNT you are 100 per cent right there but then again kashmir should have been part of pakistan by any standard of common sense it goes back to partition is pakistan an islamist movement? Indian position on kashmir is not moral or based on int`l law its like the israeli position :we stole it fair and square , might makes right ---thats the indian position. India to me doesnt have an ounce of credibility in kashmir .......but then again i like most other pakistanis want to give you kashmir just so u guys can stop trying beat pakistan with it .........keep kashmir by all means .......good riddance to violence , terrorism , and hatred if u guys want it keep it but we keep azad kashmir ............

His Hurry samina

in iran if you ever been there i can tell you one thing nah sharq va nah gharb faqat johmoori e irani marg bar jomhoori eslami azadi azadi zinde bad

ask ana for the translation

peace

Chowk@Five zafar happy birthday

2 more years man big 30 -------