The Clash Of Un-Civilizations And Osama-ism Urstruly-115

[ one of the book by my favorite author Ishfaque Hussain. Yep the living legend Ishfaque is also my spiritual mentor along with her wife aapaa Bano Qudsia]

Chaudhary ji,

Your favourite author and spiritual mentor and

unfortunately you dont even know his proper name!

It is Ishfaque Ahmed.And what is this nonsense...

her wife?

The Clash Of Un-Civilizations And Osama-ism Urstruly-116

Chaudhary ji,

Jao maaf kiya.Iftaar kam kiya karo:)

Cricket and the Clash of Cymbals RSaxena-40

Lala ji,

You seem to pick up fights with females and yet

claim to be a man,or are you an ``it``,a female in

the body of a male.In that case I can understand

your khunnas(your favourite urdu word)against the

women folk.

You claim to chase skirts all over and love to inform the entire chowk about your ``conquests``,

is any thing but manly.

You despise every one,eg. Gujratis are Gujju,

Punjabis are Panju,South Indians are southies.

Biharis you cant stand.

You hate chinese,french and other continental food

You declared that Punjabi girls are on the plump

side therefore you prefer the blonds from Scandinavia not knowing that the scandinavian

girls are taller,bigger and weightier than the

average Punjabi girl.

You try to present yourself as a suave,debonair,

erudite and high-end executive,meeting the Israeli

foreign minister on his visits to New York.

Inspite of your supposedly busy schedule(chasing

skirts and scoring,clubbing,meeting political

dignitaries and doing your regular day job,you still find enough time to honour us on chowk.

I think you are a FAKE.

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! hobbyty-273

[ See, I`m neither a prof or Dr. or any kind of academician or scholar, I am just a business person.]

Sir! the way you spend your time on Chowk,looks like you have a failed business.

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! Lajwanti Bai

(Yesham na vidya, na tapo na danam,

na gyanam, na sheelam na guno na dharmah,

Te martya loke bhuvi bhar bhutah,

manushya roopen mrigashcharanti)

Is that a bengali mujra?Was it popular in Sona

Gachi???

A New Role Zehra-26

Aap phir naazil ho gayeen?Kuch tau sharam karo.

When the Lights Hurt the Eyes WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING

Chowk Editors,

Your site has been taken over by the 12 head.

Wake up...............

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! Tahmed321-124

``Khamkhwa sahib, you have performed a medical miracle!!``

Yeh kaise kah diya ke muzakkar hai khamkhwa

Chuntay nahiN hain rait par deewar khamkhwa

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! RSaxena-132

``re: 12-head giving birth to 13th, khamawka``

Lala tumhaari aql pe patthar paRay hain kya

Yeh tum ne kaise socha ke AAmir ka bhai hun



PS:

AnankhoN mein jot ho tau, mera naam dekh lo

Likha jo tum ne naam,nahin hai voh khamkhwa

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! AAmir

``SO NEXT TIME TO MY CRTICISM OF AMERICA OR OF INDIA ASK ME TO LEAVE THAT COUNTRY ,I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ,JUST AS YOUR WIFE NAGS YOU EVER DAY STILL DOESNT DIVORCE YOU OR VICE VERSA ,LEAVING IS NEITHER THE SOLUTION NOR THE CAUSE OF CRTICISM.WE all have many other priorities than just living in the BEST place of your choice.``

Hey AAmir,

Dont write when you are drunk.Just go ahead and dance with little sister Fatimah.But do it after

iftar.Enjoy...

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! Shankar

3)trash him & give him a taste of his own medicine

I am doing exactly what the doctor(phony?)ordered.

A Parable Prem-23

``Man, are you out of your mind? One doesn`t have to be a prude to find all this stuff offensive.``

MaiN daasi prem ki,preet kiye pachtaai

Makhanchor hamaro Bapu,so nikla harjai

PS:Having seen mch--d,bch--d,basta-d,bit-h,kamina,

prostitue,et al, what was offensive about my poem?

It was a fictional description of fictional

characters who have been harassing females under

the guise of freedom of speech.What about my freedom of speech and how about the poem;)

Nyaay karo maharaaj!

Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie! WARNING: NOT FOR LADIES & PRUDES

Bijli hai jiska naam shakal uski mohini

Kothay pe paee jaati hai badmast sohini

Hai jiska naam Faiza voh shay hai deedni

zahreeli aisi kaat le mar jaay dhamini

UryaN hui hai Fatimah,AAmir bhi saath hai

pee kar sharab naach rahi hai voh padmini

TaangeN utha ke late gayee pyari Deepika

kahte hain uski Shah bajata hai symphony

Lajo ka wazn aisa ke haathi kaheN jisse

har ek gali main usko pukaray hai hastini

Bazarehusn choRR diya,jab husn dhal gaya

ab tau tamam Chowk par banti hain Hajjini

Bapu jo unka baap hai,Dalla bhi hai vohi

din raat khoon choos ke banta hai ab dhani



mohini=pretty, badmast=drunk, shay=thing

dhamini=poisonous snake, UryaN= naked

Lajo= Lajwanti, Bazar e husn = Red light area

Hastini = A woman of elephantine proportions

Hajjini = Female Haji , Dalla = Pimp

A Parable WARNING: NOT FOR LADIES & PRUDES

Bijli hai jiska naam shakal uski mohini

Kothay pe paee jaati hai badmast sohini

Hai jiska naam Faiza voh shay hai deedni

zahreeli aisi kaat le mar jaay dhamini

UryaN hui hai Fatimah,AAmir bhi saath hai

pee kar sharab naach rahi hai voh padmini

TaangeN utha ke late gayee pyari Deepika

kahte hain uski Shah bajata hai symphony

Lajo ka wazn aisa ke haathi kaheN jisse

har ek gali main usko pukaray hai hastini

Bazarehusn choRR diya,jab husn dhal gaya

ab tau tamam Chowk par banti hain Hajjini

Bapu jo unka baap hai,Dalla bhi hai vohi

din raat khoon choos ke banta hai ab dhani



mohini=pretty, badmast=drunk, shay=thing

dhamini=poisonous snake, UryaN= naked

Lajo= Lajwanti, Bazar e husn = Red light area

Hastini = A woman of elephantine proportions

Hajjini = Female Haji , Dalla = Pimp

The Price WARNING: NOT FOR LADIES & PRUDES

Bijli hai jiska naam shakal uski mohini

Kothay pe paee jaati hai badmast sohini

Hai jiska naam Faiza voh shay hai deedni

zahreeli aisi kaat le mar jaay dhamini

UryaN hui hai Fatimah,AAmir bhi saath hai

pee kar sharab naach rahi hai voh padmini

TaangeN utha ke late gayee pyari Deepika

kahte hain uski Shah bajata hai symphony

Lajo ka wazn aisa ke haathi kaheN jisse

har ek gali main usko pukaray hai hastini

Bazarehusn choRR diya,jab husn dhal gaya

ab tau tamam Chowk par banti hain Hajjini

Bapu jo unka baap hai,Dalla bhi hai vohi

din raat khoon choos ke banta hai ab dhani



mohini=pretty, badmast=drunk, shay=thing

dhamini=poisonous snake, UryaN= naked

Lajo= Lajwanti, Bazar e husn = Red light area

Hastini = A woman of elephantine proportions

Hajjini = Female Haji , Dalla = Pimp

The Laying to Waste of the World: a Memory of I.H Burney Sigalph-466

[Of course I don`t expect you to understand the concepts of representative democracy or parliaments or accountability. But, as I said, just for giggles.]

The great upholder of democracy was none other than your great hero Gen.Ziaur Rahman,the first Chief Martial Law Administrator of the newly independant Bangladesh.He has the honour of killing the nascant democracy in your nation and you have the gall to tell me about democracy... very funny.He went on to reward the killers of the ``Father of Nation`` by appointing them to ambassadorial posts.And till date your great democratic party BNP refuses to accept Sh.

Mujib as the father of nation.But then the descendants of Meer Jaffar always choose the winning side..don`t they?