Diasporic Indian Re: # 36
ana...
you still don`t know your muwannas from the muzakkar...khuda baRi rehmat wala hai is perfectly correct...the baRi is being used for rehmat and not khuda...;)

Withdrawing from Iraq (Part II): Considering Options kulharee...
when idiots can talk for america, why can`t a non-arab for iraq...?

Echoes Re: # 145
...obviously you could not find any proof for the charges you laid against me...as such, you remain a liar...as for me being a jaat, i never claimed to be an aalim faazil like you...once a jaat always a jaat and a proud one too...

Echoes Re: # 142
[Words are cheap and the intellectually-challenged use them like a fool uses his/her money.]

godot...
i agree with you entirely and you proved it by accusing me for something i never did...hence, i called you a liar......chapter closed.

Echoes Re: # 139

godot...
i am calling you a liar...coz i never abused zeena or any other female on chowk...either prove me wrong or shut up...;)


ps: have you forgotten last summer when i showed your ugly face in a mirror...perhaps this ghazal that i wrote for you will bring back those memories when you called me names after boasting about yourself...;))

godot ke meethay ye alfaaz dekho
aalim ke roshan ye jazbaat dekho

tehzeeb e mashriq ke iqdaar dekho
halavat, sharafat ke meyaar dekho

godot ke alfaaz, bahyya ke afkaar
taleem-e-maghrib hai bekaar dekho

sikhate hain hum ko sabaq aashti ka
fun e rah ravi ke ye funkaar dekho

suna tha ki patna bahut basukhan tha
ussi shahr e ruswa ki phitkaar dekho

Echoes Re: # 135
godot...
you are the self proclaimed noble one...why don`t you post what i said to zeena that in your opinion would be considered dirty... i humbly request you to please do that and prove me an `un-noble` liar...;)

ps: how is your suv...;)

Echoes ... i didn`t want to soil `echo` section but consider it necessary for distinguished persons like zahraj and godot to have a sampling of the witty salim chauhan...whose abusing quality is unchallenged...newton`s third law not withstanding...;)


[...here is some of his wit and profound behaviour culled from Unplugged...;))

#6 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:18am PT

khamkhwa
anyone seen your mother bitch? your mother bitch is lost??
I think your mother the biggest bitch is licking canadians shit. You are motherphuddichud. You are harrammi kii aulad who eats canadians shit daily basis and then shit on the chowk.

khamkhwa(bharvay, hijraiy)
You are son of the biggest bharva. You are zaleel creature, who licks
canadians shit and then shit on chowk. I wish I could smash your bharva face and then flush your infected stinky body in the toilet. You are the biggest bitch , who licks and eat human shit..............harammi kii aulad.....

khamkhwa(harrammi kii aulad)
Your father is bharva, that is the main reason you are bharva. You lick canadian shit daily and then shit on chowk. Your mother bitch is lost????
Where is she??? I know, she must be licking , too...............kutaiy kii aulad , you are gandoo bitch........

khamkhwa(harramii ki aulad)
Your father`s official name is khwajasera................
Your official name is gandoo. Your licking canadians shit daily, then you shit on chowk. your father is kutaa. your father is also maha gandoo, who gave you gandoo genes, that is why you`re gandoo on chowk, eating shit.

#7 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:19am PT

That fixed the goddamnedmotherfuckingcocksuckingassholesonofabitch.



#17 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:28am PT

Khamkhwa,
Ulley ke paThay, haraami ki aulad,

I am upset because Queenie had to leave after John Ghattiya obtained insider information.
As for you, I will be glad to come up to Toronto next week and give you a big lund from your filthy mouth into your belly, you motha fucka.



#21 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:32am PT

You bastards, Khamkhwa, John Ghattiya, and the bitches with the big cunts ganged up on Queenie.




#24 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:43am PT

Khamkwha,
I am going to stick your head up so far into Scout`s anus that you will taste the nihari she had last year.

#23 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:42am PT

Khammy,
Teri maan ki gaanD meN kaale ka lund. Saaley,
Abhi banaata hun tujhe ek impotent person on Chowk. Suwar ki aulaad.]

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godot...
hope you enjoyed the witty interacts of your good friend. if you still think he is an innocent simpleton reacting to other`s hazing then that`s your opinion...;)...but then ghalib said something like...
jitne chaaho bihar se lay lo...;)

Murder of a Killer ... and what is the point of this meaningless FIR on chowk...

Religion In A Clubby Hole Re: # 42
netizen, kalihawa, hamidm and others...

... this is a classic example of a psychopath... dr.Cleckley`s original list of symptoms covers most of his behaviour...but the symptom # 10 seems to be written with him as the perfect model...which is...``

10. POOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROLS -- expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily.

...and here is some more of his wit and profound behaviour culled from Unplugged...;))

#6 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:18am PT

khamkhwa
anyone seen your mother bitch? your mother bitch is lost??
I think your mother the biggest bitch is licking canadians shit. You are motherphuddichud. You are harrammi kii aulad who eats canadians shit daily basis and then shit on the chowk.

khamkhwa(bharvay, hijraiy)
You are son of the biggest bharva. You are zaleel creature, who licks
canadians shit and then shit on chowk. I wish I could smash your bharva face and then flush your infected stinky body in the toilet. You are the biggest bitch , who licks and eat human shit..............harammi kii aulad.....

khamkhwa(harrammi kii aulad)
Your father is bharva, that is the main reason you are bharva. You lick canadian shit daily and then shit on chowk. Your mother bitch is lost????
Where is she??? I know, she must be licking , too...............kutaiy kii aulad , you are gandoo bitch........

khamkhwa(harramii ki aulad)
Your father`s official name is khwajasera................
Your official name is gandoo. Your licking canadians shit daily, then you shit on chowk. your father is kutaa. your father is also maha gandoo, who gave you gandoo genes, that is why you`re gandoo on chowk, eating shit.

#7 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:19am PT

That fixed the goddamnedmotherfuckingcocksuckingassholesonofabitch.



#17 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:28am PT

Khamkhwa,
Ulley ke paThay, haraami ki aulad,

I am upset because Queenie had to leave after John Ghattiya obtained insider information.
As for you, I will be glad to come up to Toronto next week and give you a big lund from your filthy mouth into your belly, you motha fucka.



#21 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:32am PT

You bastards, Khamkhwa, John Ghattiya, and the bitches with the big cunts ganged up on Queenie.




#24 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:43am PT

Khamkwha,
I am going to stick your head up so far into Scout`s anus that you will taste the nihari she had last year.

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#23 by Salim_Chauhan on November 22, 2005 7:42am PT

Khammy,
Teri maan ki gaanD meN kaale ka lund. Saaley,
Abhi banaata hun tujhe ek impotent person on Chowk. Suwar ki aulaad.

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... hope you saw through the ``finer`` qualities of the ``gentleman``and learned to avoid him like a plague ...BTW you need to know to push the right button to get an impromptu performance from the maestro...;)

Culture Cloning [how to put bhindis on foreheads]

dullay...gandi baat na na ker...bhindi kidray hor rakhi jaandi ay...;)

Culture Cloning [First it was the Tulsi sponsored Mujra-like songs that are being aired on ARY and Geo… I really fail to understand the idea behind these songs and where Pakistan enters into it…]

bibi...
pakistan eneterd into this idea long before pakistan was created...i suggest you visit karachi museum and see the ``dancing girl of mohanjodaro`` which is around five thousand years old...that is where the idea came to ary and geo people...vaise this idea has alhamdolillah been kept alive in the bazaars of heera mandi and napier road... so don`t worry your `nannhi si jaan` and let it carry on the way it has been for thousands of years...the most you can do is to become a gori mem saab and every thing would be hunky-dory...;)

ps: don`t take me seriously...what do i know...it`s just what ghalib said...buk raha hun junoon mein kya kya main...;)

The American Nightmare: No Exit, No Entry Re: # 45
chacha chauhan...
can we apply the same rule on altaf bhai and his followers and send them back to where ever they came from for a better life...;)

Changing Radio Stations Re: # 19
...riding a bicycle...so did the C-in-C, shaheed-e-azam khalifa zina-ul-haq la`natullah alaih...want me to paste the picture...;)

Here We Go Again Re: # 225
salim chauhan...
... i fully agree with you about the stranded pakistanis in BD who have every right to be brought back home asap ...and those who are against it, simply negate the founding principles of pakistan ... what a shame...

Here We Go Again ...any comments on mast fm`s closure by the government goons last night...coz the minister of disinformation shaikh rashid refused to discuss it with bbc...

Echoes ... father raymond was RIGHT... i am going blind coz i swear i saw a news item `karachi blasted` on the front page a while ago, which i can`t see no more...i should have listened to the old padre and not used my palms...