The Scandal of Fake and Madrassa Degrees
Guys, get one thing clear:








Nqshbandi: Its not how many years you spend studying, its the course you study. Dars-e-Nizami is more than a hundred years old, and unsuitable for a modern democratic state.

Haseena and Jannat (on earth)

``Men are the managers of the affairs of women for that God has preferred in bounty one of them over another, and for that they have expended their property. Righteous women are therefore obedient, guarding the secret for God`s guarding. And those you fear may be rebelliou admonish, banish them to their couches, and beat them. If they then obey you, look not for any way against them; God is all-high, all-great.`` [ The Koran 4:34 -[i]Arberry[/i] ]

Do it like the Dutchies Do Very interesting and informative :) The bicycle part was awesome. It reminds me of my mom`s cousin who used to ride a bicycle without brakes and a bell, and would roam around in the city singing aloud, ``Hat ullu deya patheya! Bach ullu deya patheya!`` :)

The Scandal of Fake and Madrassa Degrees
The Musharraf govt. exhibits a kind of superiority complex. It looks down upon most politicians as illierate and unsophisticated. The B.A. pre-requisite was just a way to get rid of them.

Just before the election, the B.A. pre-requisite was also supposed to get rid of the illiterate molvis, but unfortunately the agencies` plans have always been different from those of Musharraf, and from taking back the change in the Blasphemy Law to accepting the validity of Madrassa degrees, Musharraf has appeared weak and helpless.

He likes Ata-turk but he`s probably scared if he follows his hero people will think he`s a Qadiani! :)

We Cut When Asked -- PTCL’s New Censoring Role
Dear manophd(#17): What makes the censorship policy good? Did you watch porn before the censorship? If you don`t watch porn and someone forces you to, will you approve of it? Why then do you approve of stopping those who do?

We Cut When Asked -- PTCL’s New Censoring Role
The fact that people are taking this article and the author to be pro-porn shows how clever the strategy of using religion for politics is. Associate the censorship to Islam, and the public will stone to death whoever speaks against it.

Dear Mr. Doudpota, the article is impressive, and the concern is genuine. Ignore the opinions of illiterate losers please. I just think this article isn`t suitable for the naive and unsophisticated stereotypical audience at chowk. Over here a significant audience will only approve of you if you exclaim hatred towards a country or religion.

Cable-Unable Dilshad,

>PAAGAL JI YO DONT MAKE SENSE THESE DAYS

- These days?

On the Picket Line in Islamabad (¯`·._.·[ Time Table For Anti-KFC Protests ]·._.·´¯)


Kindly join us in the noble Islamic cause of protest against American products. Here is the time-table:

9:00 AM to 1:00 PM Hunger Strike
1:00 PM to 2:30 PM Lunch Break
2:30 PM to 4:00 PM Hunger Strike

Note: Lumch Boxes with PEPSI will be served during the lunch break.


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(¯`·._.·[ The Secret of Dhaba Food ]·._.·´¯)


Dhaba food is good! It has a taste of its own, Mr. Faridi, and ample research on what makes those Niharis, Siri Payes, Karahi and Kabaabs taste so unique has revealed the shocking secret. Here is the recipe:


1- Make Nihari/Karahi/Siri Paye
2- Add sweat (Musalman Mehnat-Kash ka Paseena Paak Hota Hai)
3- Display on Road
4- Let a few donkey-carts and tongas pass by
5- Let the animals poo on the road
6- Let some cars pass over the shit
7- Let the animal-dung fly into the dish
8- Serve while hot


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(¯`·._.·[ Advice of the Millenium ]·._.·´¯)


Why do you waste a few hundred ruppees each time you go to an open-air restaurant to enjoy the environment and eat Nihari??
Advice: Spend Rs. 800 once, buy your own donkey and eat it fresh every day!

Cable-Unable
I was 13 when I bought my first guitar, and 14 when I first tried hash. My elders thought Nadeem Farook Paracha was to blame :) Good to see you back dude, there`s a whole lot of spoiling that needs to be done!


Bat, if Koran had explicitly stated, ``Music is Halaal`` then I am sure it had explicitly stated in the next verse, ``Junaid Jamshed is Haraam.``

As Qurans Burn
According to the Shariyyah, the pages containing the koranic text that are not being read or used, should be burnt to avoid disrespect. The copies of the koran in the cupboards of the muslim community and in their museums today fall under that hukm.

The rise of Private Schools in Southern Punjab
While the religious parties have been encouraged by the establishment and the agencies to popularize their respective ideologies by establishing these madrassahs, people belonging to all other schools of ideology have been discouraged and hindered from achieving similar objectives.

While the molvis scornfully rejected the syllabus control on madrassas and forced the government to lick back the spit, private schools are forced to be in line with the outdated and stupid jihad-oriented syllabus by the textbook boards.

And now we hear Mr. Jamali and his 40 thieves starting to talk about a single syllabus. This will result in Pakistan full of 2 kinds of people,
1) The Madrassa-educated Molvis
2) The Government-educated Molvis

The Metaphysics of Religion
Translate into english:

``Log with yahoo meant both IT ,lumber and bush plant bush usa
kamala #6

Thank you Meester Bush
This thread is gay!

- I personally think Homosexuality does not have to be biological or genetic for the homosexuals to demand social rights in our society.

- I also think if the religion does not allow homosexuality, it is no justification to deprive homosexuals of their social rights.


However, since those who seek social rights for gays in our society:

- try to justify homosexuality biologically, by using phrases like `modern biological researches` which is the poorest reflection of what these researchers have found out to date.

- make attempts at reconciliation of homosexuality with religion which only ads more fuel to the fire of prejudice.


I really think this movement will find popular support if it doesnt change its direction.

Homosexuality among males is extremely common in rural areas of the frontier province and is socially accepted.


Can someone quote me some proper research that scientifically proves that sexual orientation is inbuilt? I`m not commenting on whether it is, its just that I have often heard the phrase `modern research proves` with no proper reference to who the researcher was, where the research took place, what were the results, and in which science journal have these researches been published. I will be glad if someone quotes a number of authentic researches. That will make everything more logical and acceptable for the common readers.


Dear Gomak, there are a few hundred books of Hadees out of which seven are considered authentic. The narrators of the Ahadees from these seven books are also debatable based on the various expert opinions on them. It is extremely unwise to quote from the Hadees without any reference to atleast the book and the volume, if not also the main narrator. Especially when you`re commenting on sensitive issues like this one.

Iraq : Is religion above board?

Religion is a cheap prostitute that has always been raped.