Saviour or Tinpot Dictator?
somewhere it quotes..``the nation would see itself in civil war``.. which is again unbelievable..
4/10-passed with grace marks..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 16, 2006 11:11 pm
Re: # 113-this is an emotional piece..the energy of which cannot be guaranteed would hold the same enthusiasm and feeling of vengeance after some time.somewhere it quotes..``the nation would see itself in civil war``.. which is again unbelievable..
4/10-passed with grace marks..
Saviour or Tinpot Dictator?
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if
you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets
off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is
being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and
watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the
reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
``71st and *again* barefoot!``
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 16, 2006 06:04 am
Re: # 31-ONE MORE FOR THE DAYSardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if
you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets
off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is
being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and
watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the
reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
``71st and *again* barefoot!``
Saviour or Tinpot Dictator?
Haazir hai Janaab..
Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it`s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh`s tender at it`s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,``look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel.`` The dumbstruck officer asked with courage,`` and if you don`t meet?`` Banta Singh replied,`` then you will get two tunnels in same cost.``
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 16, 2006 06:03 am
Re: # 31-zuroor kyun nahin..Haazir hai Janaab..
Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it`s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh`s tender at it`s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,``look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel.`` The dumbstruck officer asked with courage,`` and if you don`t meet?`` Banta Singh replied,`` then you will get two tunnels in same cost.``
Saviour or Tinpot Dictator?
Its the game of Uncle Sam and Queen Elizabeth..the ancestors of whom left a space uncleaned..and wretched..
And who is safe without a military - even if arguments are put that Japan and Germany did well withouth Military..what about China which boasts the largest military contingent by far...
And without military Japan and Germany are just a couple of seconds from `Boom..Boom..Kababiya`..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 16, 2006 02:31 am
Re: # 28-even if kashmir problem is solved..the civilians would be more than ready to feed the Military.Its the game of Uncle Sam and Queen Elizabeth..the ancestors of whom left a space uncleaned..and wretched..
And who is safe without a military - even if arguments are put that Japan and Germany did well withouth Military..what about China which boasts the largest military contingent by far...
And without military Japan and Germany are just a couple of seconds from `Boom..Boom..Kababiya`..
Saviour or Tinpot Dictator?
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 16, 2006 12:36 am
Re: # 26- Correction before the AFTER is ``showing signs of normalcy``..
My Calloused Bare Feet…
the land that embraced the martyr..is nothing but piling of rubbles..
unsettled and compromised..
this would go on..for time unknown..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 15, 2006 12:50 am
the freedom that kissed the child..will never be free..the land that embraced the martyr..is nothing but piling of rubbles..
unsettled and compromised..
this would go on..for time unknown..
UPDATE Delhi Explosion in Mosque
Meerut on Fire, Karachi Burns
Watch Kaante for this where the theory is explained before the plot..

And the head detaches itself first..then the bomb explodes..
The detachment is supported by rocket propelled..ignition which immediately takes flight..and the fissile material then acts like a grenade..
does that sound..stupid..?? or logical..??
Meerut on Fire, Karachi Burns
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 14, 2006 11:31 pm
Re: # 3Watch Kaante for this where the theory is explained before the plot..

And the head detaches itself first..then the bomb explodes..
The detachment is supported by rocket propelled..ignition which immediately takes flight..and the fissile material then acts like a grenade..
does that sound..stupid..?? or logical..??
UPDATE Delhi Explosion in Mosque
Meerut on Fire, Karachi Burns
4 din t.v shoar machaaye ga..
4 din..rairee waala..ghar baithay ga..
4 din..kuch loag afsurda hoangey..
4 din..syaasat daan bolein gey..
phir khamoshi sey sub apnay kaam mein lag jaayein gey..
aaj tak kuch huwa jo ab hoga..??
yeh suggestions apnay paas rakho..key kya hona chaahiyay ya nahi hona chaahiyay..hoga wohi jo waqt mein likha gaya hai..
Meerut on Fire, Karachi Burns
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 13, 2006 08:36 am
kuch nahi hoga..4 din t.v shoar machaaye ga..
4 din..rairee waala..ghar baithay ga..
4 din..kuch loag afsurda hoangey..
4 din..syaasat daan bolein gey..
phir khamoshi sey sub apnay kaam mein lag jaayein gey..
aaj tak kuch huwa jo ab hoga..??
yeh suggestions apnay paas rakho..key kya hona chaahiyay ya nahi hona chaahiyay..hoga wohi jo waqt mein likha gaya hai..
The Reality of the Looking Glass: Seeing Muhammad
challenging it is easy but proving it wrong is naive..impossible..wretched idea..non-Messaic yet..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 11, 2006 07:12 am
Media has transformed into a religion..challenging it is easy but proving it wrong is naive..impossible..wretched idea..non-Messaic yet..
Siachen’s Non-paper and the Non-people
declare siachen a nuclear testing ground for the 3 countries..China Pakistan India..
Bumb sey ura do..!!!!!!!!!
Na rahay ga baans..Na bajay gee bansurya..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 11, 2006 06:22 am
one thing can be done to avoid much fuss from either of the sides..declare siachen a nuclear testing ground for the 3 countries..China Pakistan India..
Bumb sey ura do..!!!!!!!!!
Na rahay ga baans..Na bajay gee bansurya..
Saving the Female Fetus
human rights looks over the human trafficking..gets the commission..arranges sham and mocking press conferences..against the so-called culprits who incidentally are its bosses..
human culling in foetal stage is par ignorance or perhaps goes beyond that..
cull dowry..and this practise would see itself recede..but dowry has been coming down generations..
both are not mutually exclusive but directly related and coherent..
this cannot stop no matter how much the budget it allocates the number daars and the thaakurs of the villages would enjoy the bright sun and their cruelty..
OR..
v need 4-5 Bandit Queen..in every province..
Jaye..Phoolan Devi..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 11, 2006 06:03 am
Human right is like a puppet..after reading the article.(a good and commendable)..it has been proved..human rights looks over the human trafficking..gets the commission..arranges sham and mocking press conferences..against the so-called culprits who incidentally are its bosses..
human culling in foetal stage is par ignorance or perhaps goes beyond that..
cull dowry..and this practise would see itself recede..but dowry has been coming down generations..
both are not mutually exclusive but directly related and coherent..
this cannot stop no matter how much the budget it allocates the number daars and the thaakurs of the villages would enjoy the bright sun and their cruelty..
OR..
v need 4-5 Bandit Queen..in every province..
Jaye..Phoolan Devi..
VIP
ashk bhi sookh jaayein gey..
zameen..bhi nishaan na dey gee..
saaya bhi..gumnaam hoga..
kahan tak rasaaee haasil karo gey..
jis sehra mein loag..aas key pyaasay thay..wohi khoon key pyaasoan kee zeenat ban gaye..
kahan kahan pohonchaao gey apni awaaz..?
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 10, 2006 03:43 am
kahan kahan tak chillaao gey..?ashk bhi sookh jaayein gey..
zameen..bhi nishaan na dey gee..
saaya bhi..gumnaam hoga..
kahan tak rasaaee haasil karo gey..
jis sehra mein loag..aas key pyaasay thay..wohi khoon key pyaasoan kee zeenat ban gaye..
kahan kahan pohonchaao gey apni awaaz..?
Se Agapo
i guess i saw that woman..with the child..
the child too was lost in the eerie combination of the traffic below..
it was there..but the silence of the mother and child didn`t break..for a while..
a nicely written and thought..need more material to make it a good fine read..
a good piece..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 9, 2006 04:55 am
i guess i saw that woman with the child..the darkness of the nights that fall on the buildings the gushing of the traffic down below..quietness up there..with much to see and think..while the ignorant but busy and busy life which casts no eyes on others..i guess i saw that woman..with the child..
the child too was lost in the eerie combination of the traffic below..
it was there..but the silence of the mother and child didn`t break..for a while..
a nicely written and thought..need more material to make it a good fine read..
a good piece..
Opinionated Jaahilism
picked up from the oily boys..too little on adults..
the pervert thing was short but comprehensive..
you have the masala but the pot isn`t that big to cook..great ideas..explore more..
anyways a nice read..
with the adults and their changing opinions and reflections on real life render it a good read..
teenage life is tumultous..from the hormonal over-load / over-drive..to dawning decision-making and growing inquisitiveness in everything makes it a hot-pot and mixed flurry and pile-of-confusion along with excitement.. friendships (as in not in frandships)..life-exploring..mood flows..etc.
its a phase to pass down the lane of memory but vividly would it remain..
now i`m speaking too much..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 8, 2006 11:36 pm
nice..informal..and bit wretched up in the fourth paragraph of the prelude..sounded ubiquitous..picked up from the oily boys..too little on adults..
the pervert thing was short but comprehensive..
you have the masala but the pot isn`t that big to cook..great ideas..explore more..
anyways a nice read..
with the adults and their changing opinions and reflections on real life render it a good read..
teenage life is tumultous..from the hormonal over-load / over-drive..to dawning decision-making and growing inquisitiveness in everything makes it a hot-pot and mixed flurry and pile-of-confusion along with excitement.. friendships (as in not in frandships)..life-exploring..mood flows..etc.
its a phase to pass down the lane of memory but vividly would it remain..
now i`m speaking too much..
Hidden Desires
keep experimenting..and if ur from lahore..then try working at the plaform of the Cantt Rail Station..
its a perfect mix..yet undisclosed..though it has the secret to self-discovery..specially the slowing-down evenings..
Posted by
kaptain
Apr 8, 2006 07:01 am
Re: # 7keep experimenting..and if ur from lahore..then try working at the plaform of the Cantt Rail Station..
its a perfect mix..yet undisclosed..though it has the secret to self-discovery..specially the slowing-down evenings..
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