In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Good Lord, Tauheed sahib, you should have been a detective! You sure have this Tahir's number!
Come out, come out wherever you are, miaN Tahir - you kambakhat German-wannabe-closet-Pakistani!
Samjhe thay kabhi jinko hum ne
Jinnah ki aulaadoN ki tarha
Nikley haiN wohi kambakhat yahaN
Hitler ki aulaadoN ki tarha!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 27, 2008 03:06 pm
Re: # 902Good Lord, Tauheed sahib, you should have been a detective! You sure have this Tahir's number!
Come out, come out wherever you are, miaN Tahir - you kambakhat German-wannabe-closet-Pakistani!
Samjhe thay kabhi jinko hum ne
Jinnah ki aulaadoN ki tarha
Nikley haiN wohi kambakhat yahaN
Hitler ki aulaadoN ki tarha!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Azra, congratulations on hitting 900 plus interacts! Great piece!
Best of luck!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 27, 2008 02:09 pm
Azra, congratulations on hitting 900 plus interacts! Great piece!
Best of luck!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
[He will gladly butcher all the students, get his paycheck from the CIA, go back to the white man's land and be tempted by a 300lbs dishwasher named Helga, whom he is going to refuse after much thought because he doesn't want to lose his limbs towards the very end of his life]
Massadi miaN, this appears unfair. Tauheed sahib has never proclaimed any affectations of affection for anybody named Helga.
More important, the 300 pound figure is not considered an unreasonably high threshold for many contemporary Pakistani ladies.
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 27, 2008 04:59 am
Re: # 746[He will gladly butcher all the students, get his paycheck from the CIA, go back to the white man's land and be tempted by a 300lbs dishwasher named Helga, whom he is going to refuse after much thought because he doesn't want to lose his limbs towards the very end of his life]
Massadi miaN, this appears unfair. Tauheed sahib has never proclaimed any affectations of affection for anybody named Helga.
More important, the 300 pound figure is not considered an unreasonably high threshold for many contemporary Pakistani ladies.
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Tahir miaN,
Consider opening a school for educating "real" Muslims and appoint Tahmed32 its headmaster.
Salim chauhaan will be your cook and perhaps Eklavya will volunteer accounting services. Anil miaN will bank-roll it and Masadi will be in charge of the Science department.
I volunteer Hamidm2 as your (somewhat reluctant) first student.
In keeping with the basic tenets, corporal punishment will be, of course, rigorously enforced.
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 26, 2008 04:30 am
Tahir miaN,
Consider opening a school for educating "real" Muslims and appoint Tahmed32 its headmaster.
Salim chauhaan will be your cook and perhaps Eklavya will volunteer accounting services. Anil miaN will bank-roll it and Masadi will be in charge of the Science department.
I volunteer Hamidm2 as your (somewhat reluctant) first student.
In keeping with the basic tenets, corporal punishment will be, of course, rigorously enforced.
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Dear Azra,
Once again, an excellent effort and keep up the good work!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 26, 2008 04:17 am
Dear Azra,
Once again, an excellent effort and keep up the good work!
Harold and Kumar Escape From Gitmo
[part of the mainstream, fitting right in with the hormonally challenged, who are often not just mowing their grass but indulging in other varieties of its use.]
I have always felt that underneath every Amrikkan cowbody, there is a vegetarian yearning to breathe free!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 26, 2008 03:53 am
[part of the mainstream, fitting right in with the hormonally challenged, who are often not just mowing their grass but indulging in other varieties of its use.]
I have always felt that underneath every Amrikkan cowbody, there is a vegetarian yearning to breathe free!
Harold and Kumar Escape From Gitmo
You could have given this movie a twenty finger thumbs-up!
You could have urged the vast chowk masses to go see it.
Just imagine, what a great thing it would be if this movie became a major hit!
Everyone going to see it.
Major recognition for the two actors - until those become household names!
What a glorious day it would be - when every Amrikkan becomes familiar with Harold and Kumar!
Who would NOT like it if Harold and Kumar were to become well-known?!
Or, at least one of the two did!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 25, 2008 08:21 pm
Ras sahib, you seem to have missed a golden opportunity here.You could have given this movie a twenty finger thumbs-up!
You could have urged the vast chowk masses to go see it.
Just imagine, what a great thing it would be if this movie became a major hit!
Everyone going to see it.
Major recognition for the two actors - until those become household names!
What a glorious day it would be - when every Amrikkan becomes familiar with Harold and Kumar!
Who would NOT like it if Harold and Kumar were to become well-known?!
Or, at least one of the two did!
Harold and Kumar Escape From Gitmo
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 25, 2008 08:16 pm
Ahmedmadani sahib, your angst is not justified because instances of discrimination against Muslims based on their religious label alone may be grossly exaggerated. If you disagree, please feel free to beat up on Mr. TAhmed32!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Kambakhat Zee, I am sure you have heard it before but it bears constant repetition in your case.
Zeemax, go don your hizab - then go screw yourself!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 24, 2008 02:17 am
Re: # 439Kambakhat Zee, I am sure you have heard it before but it bears constant repetition in your case.
Zeemax, go don your hizab - then go screw yourself!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Masadi miaN,
As a well-wisher of all (including you) I should warn you that I have heard rumors to the effect that Hamidm2, Tahmed32, Okhla, Mantolives, Anil, Dr. Gill, and a few other assorted members of the Chowk’s very own distinguished group of US elites are in the process of contributing money to set up palacial accommodations for you, where you will be provided all conveniences of life and guarded round-the-clock and nobody would be able to bother you (except during visiting hours through a glass case).
Be very careful of accepting any enticing offers they may send your way.
Their intentions may not be entirely honorable.
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 24, 2008 02:12 am
Re: # 436Masadi miaN,
As a well-wisher of all (including you) I should warn you that I have heard rumors to the effect that Hamidm2, Tahmed32, Okhla, Mantolives, Anil, Dr. Gill, and a few other assorted members of the Chowk’s very own distinguished group of US elites are in the process of contributing money to set up palacial accommodations for you, where you will be provided all conveniences of life and guarded round-the-clock and nobody would be able to bother you (except during visiting hours through a glass case).
Be very careful of accepting any enticing offers they may send your way.
Their intentions may not be entirely honorable.
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
And Zeemax, in fairness to Nikhat, no matter what I think of her antediluvian views on the hizab, there is little doubt that she has more balls than you will ever have.
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 24, 2008 01:56 am
Re: # 430And Zeemax, in fairness to Nikhat, no matter what I think of her antediluvian views on the hizab, there is little doubt that she has more balls than you will ever have.
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Zeemax, whimper all you want but you are still a moron! And perhaps YOU are ready for donning hizab yourself.
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 24, 2008 01:41 am
Re: # 429Zeemax, whimper all you want but you are still a moron! And perhaps YOU are ready for donning hizab yourself.
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Zeemax, whimper all you want but you still are a moron!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 24, 2008 12:01 am
Re: # 424Zeemax, whimper all you want but you still are a moron!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Boomer, even by your usual lowly standards of quality, posting that picture of the poor mouse being devoured by the snake was pretty low.
Let me repeat - it was low, low, low! Shame on you!
Now, go screw yourself!
I hope the PETA people haul you up by those dumb-bobs hanging between your legs and feed the same to that very snake!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 23, 2008 04:41 pm
Re: # 390Boomer, even by your usual lowly standards of quality, posting that picture of the poor mouse being devoured by the snake was pretty low.
Let me repeat - it was low, low, low! Shame on you!
Now, go screw yourself!
I hope the PETA people haul you up by those dumb-bobs hanging between your legs and feed the same to that very snake!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
(Continued)
Treetop: I better come down.
(later)
Treetop: I guess, I better come down.
(much later)
Treetop: No, I better wait till Darwin comes up with his theory!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 22, 2008 01:13 pm
Re: # 219(Continued)
Treetop: I better come down.
(later)
Treetop: I guess, I better come down.
(much later)
Treetop: No, I better wait till Darwin comes up with his theory!
In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful
Yes, BJ was rolled under a tank and still ticks! And does so under his own name and nick!
Now, the rest of your post...
HP miaN,
There are only two issues that you bring up in that long and rambling post #203 – one, that the author is not objective and two, that she puts up a provocative title.
The Lord knows that is a well-used technique around this site and you have never had issues with that before – why here?
You falsely say – “like many others, I just don’t think this issue is religion specific” – the last time I checked, the Pakistani population was 98% of one religion, perhaps not yours, which would indicate why you are so darn scared to blame it on what you call “… the tribal and the feudal culture…” which exists SOMEWHERE OUT THERE but not in that place called Pakistan.
Somewhere where? Oooops!
Not Pakistan…tauba!
It takes great leaps of imagination and a LOT of dishonesty to make the contrived connection with the OJ Simpson case - but you have tried to do so.
THE OJ Simpson– accused of double murder…
Without accomplices…
Acting alone, on his own…
NOT sanctioned by the society around him. And when the deed was discovered...
Charged through a due process, he slipped through with help of lawyers (you know - the profession of the Jinnah), then finally, he was held accountable in civil court!
Contrast all of that with a society where your brother/father/uncle/dada/baap kills you and the rest of the family stands and watches and then comes together to protect the KILLER.
In HP’s world (let’s not be real worldly here) the two situations are the same.
And then your permanent partner in deed – the Salim – comes praising!
Tweedle dee rising to tweedle dumb!
Yes, honor killing is the continuance of a perverse culture and yet through some strange coincidence, all killers are men and all the killed ones are women. That basic fact misses you by a mile (which gender are you, BTW?)
Yes, honor killing of women is an important subject. So, when was the last time YOU wrote about it? And if somebody does, you make up these flimsy arguments to put the piece down!
Is that the way to handle it seriously and with some purpose in mind? I wonder what THAT purpose is!
The lacks of objectivity in your comments is more than conspicuous! It stands out and shines like a 1,000 Watt light-bulb!
Posted by
bjkumar
Apr 22, 2008 12:33 pm
Re: # 214Yes, BJ was rolled under a tank and still ticks! And does so under his own name and nick!
Now, the rest of your post...
HP miaN,
There are only two issues that you bring up in that long and rambling post #203 – one, that the author is not objective and two, that she puts up a provocative title.
The Lord knows that is a well-used technique around this site and you have never had issues with that before – why here?
You falsely say – “like many others, I just don’t think this issue is religion specific” – the last time I checked, the Pakistani population was 98% of one religion, perhaps not yours, which would indicate why you are so darn scared to blame it on what you call “… the tribal and the feudal culture…” which exists SOMEWHERE OUT THERE but not in that place called Pakistan.
Somewhere where? Oooops!
Not Pakistan…tauba!
It takes great leaps of imagination and a LOT of dishonesty to make the contrived connection with the OJ Simpson case - but you have tried to do so.
THE OJ Simpson– accused of double murder…
Without accomplices…
Acting alone, on his own…
NOT sanctioned by the society around him. And when the deed was discovered...
Charged through a due process, he slipped through with help of lawyers (you know - the profession of the Jinnah), then finally, he was held accountable in civil court!
Contrast all of that with a society where your brother/father/uncle/dada/baap kills you and the rest of the family stands and watches and then comes together to protect the KILLER.
In HP’s world (let’s not be real worldly here) the two situations are the same.
And then your permanent partner in deed – the Salim – comes praising!
Tweedle dee rising to tweedle dumb!
Yes, honor killing is the continuance of a perverse culture and yet through some strange coincidence, all killers are men and all the killed ones are women. That basic fact misses you by a mile (which gender are you, BTW?)
Yes, honor killing of women is an important subject. So, when was the last time YOU wrote about it? And if somebody does, you make up these flimsy arguments to put the piece down!
Is that the way to handle it seriously and with some purpose in mind? I wonder what THAT purpose is!
The lacks of objectivity in your comments is more than conspicuous! It stands out and shines like a 1,000 Watt light-bulb!
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