Confronting Terror Mr. Khamkhwa, Mr. Godboley, and Mr. Sattar,

As correctly pointed out by Mr. Montag, Sri Sir Mr. Tahmed Ji Sahib, is THE MOST polite, respectful, AND respected presence on Chowk. I thank Mr. Montag for his eloquence in supporting this saintly person. Your collective remarks, as hateful, despicable, idiotic, and nonsensical as they are, deserve to be refuted outright. I respect and admire Mr. Tahmed Sahib for his sincerity, his compassion, his sense of logic, and his infrequent but hilarious humor. He has the laudable ability to consider all sides of an issue and is a pleasure to correspond with even when one disagrees with him.

As for all the khamkhwa stink raised by the insignificant ``gender bender with a tender fender` of the same usesless nic, I can only say that this insidious cross-dresser is also a yellow journalist - and not of the oriental persuasion. ``He/she`` has posted several messages from Unplugged without presenting the other side of the altercation. Khamkhwa has khamkhwa meN abused Mr. Salim and his friends. ``He/she`` has used inside influence with Chowk to have Mr. Salim and his friends` messages and threads deleted and erased without cause. So, after having given Chowk Staff, Khamkhwa and his cohorts, sufficient requests, and then warnings, Mr Salim proceeded to abuse Khamkhwa and his cohorts and provide them with a real reason to delete messages and erase threads. If you deny people the right to express themselves - even when they have rational and polite things to say, you might end up listening to expressions that might be less rational and not that polite. :

Salim

Bin Laden And Hiroshima #101, Tahmed San, {``All Pakistani pippur is arso doctoru and philosophu and wold stlategy thinkel. You got question, Pakistani pippur have answel to evelything``}

Velly Fonny, Tahmed San. I armos rost arr my rice and phish when I bulst out raughing. Pakistani pippur hab answel to evelysing.

Honto ne anata wa tahen ureshi desu. Gomen kudasai dake do nihon jin wa warui janai desu ne. Ano Amerika jin wa Hiroshima de boom boom atomu bomba deshta. Sore wa tahen warui deshuta.

Domo arigato,
Sarimu

Bin Laden And Hiroshima #87, Tahmed San, {``Pakistani pipple say but japanese pipple not white lace. OK to killu pipple if not white lace.``}

Tahen arigato gozai masu for your honolabre massagu. Pakistani peepur not learize zat zey are zemserbes armost white except for corrol.
Sank you bery mach.
Sarim.

Changing Muslim Hearts Helping alleviate unemployment in Pakiland


Salim is responsible for providing employment to several Pakis

Chowk has provided three FTE CHAPRASIS to keep track of Salim`s threads and messages and delete them regardless of the topic or content.
If this isn`t solving the unemployment problem among Pakis what else will.
Thank you Salim.

Losing My Religion Helping alleviate unemployment in Pakiland


Salim is responsible for providing employment to several Pakis

Chowk has provided three FTE CHAPRASIS to keep track of Salim`s threads and messages and delete them regardless of the topic or content.
If this isn`t solving the unemployment problem among Pakis what else will.
Thank you Salim.

Bin Laden And Hiroshima Helping alleviate unemployment in Pakiland


Salim is responsible for providing employment to several Pakis

Chowk has provided three FTE CHAPRASIS to keep track of Salim`s threads and messages and delete them regardless of the topic or content.
If this isn`t solving the unemployment problem among Pakis what else will.
Thank you Salim.

Changing Muslim Hearts ZahraJ #52, You missed Samina`s ``very polite`` vulgarity on the ``Losing ... Religion`` board. Here is what she and Romair Sahib had to say about my wife. Also, please see my response to both of them. Thanks, Salim.

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#97 by Saminasha on August 4, 2005 11:51am PT
{``Ah...the ``husband`` of the Turkish whore speaks..Romair, you must ask Salim Chuhan to post pics of his wife servicing other men...for some reason, chuhan found it necessary to advertise the extent of his cuckolded condition.....and of course, no pics of himself...undoubtably he is as physically lacking as he is creatively and er...well....lets leave it there....``}

and #108 by Romair {``I almost started singing, ``Pak Sar Zameen`` after reading the, ``Turkish whore`` comment........ ``}


Saminasha, Romair
I showed my wife your kind comments about her. She is a very religious young Turkish Muslim woman and was obviously disappointed with such language emanating from fellow Muslims and brotherly/sisterly Pakis. Actually, I showed her Saminasha`s picture (the famous one of her at Lehmann College in the Bronx!). When my wife stopped laughing, I informed her that this ``lady`` is a leading spokesperson for women`s rights and that Brother Romair is a valiant jihadi battling the enemies of Islam and Pakistan.

My wife wants you to know that she will pray for a cure for whatever is afflicting Saminasha to give her such a rotten mouth. She will also pray that Romair does not end up as a crude delivery module for one of AlKayda`s mass transit bombs.

It is amazing how some Pakis go out of their way to alienate others, even those who would be their normal allies. Pretty soon, Indians and Israelis will have to get in line behind the Turks, Arabs, Afghans, British, and Americans in expressing their disgust at Pakis and Pakiland.

Salim

Changing Muslim Hearts ZahraJ #52,
Thank you for stepping in and reminding her that this is FP and we don`t need profanity here. I appreciate your objectivity.
Salim

Losing My Religion robinhood #195, {``mr salim seems to be a very nice person to interact with.
sir, you have impressed me with your intellect. you deserve commendations not mistreatment``}

Mr. Hood,
That was very nice of you to support me. Thank you, sir. I appreciate your objectivity, fairness, and kindness. I have a viewpoint and Chowk Staff`s cruel suppression of this right is perplexing.
Thanks,
Salim

Pakistan’s Choice #608, Balloo Khan Sahib,

{``Is it an all female team or are there a few males thrown in to correct the misconception that in Pakistan, there is no gender bias?``}

They are mostly females. Some doubts about a few:

The chunky one in the middle with the ``I can`t believe I just farted`` look.
The fat one on the right saying ``I use a heavy duty one.``
The one up front on the left, with the pretty teeth, is Yousuf Youhana

Bin Laden And Hiroshima #53, Tahmed San {``salim #40 Aurigaato, honolable Salim san. I am hopingu you honolable gentleman had a good holidayo this past weekendo``}

Domoarigato Meesta Tahmedo. :)

It was berry berry nicoo of you to weesh rittre ord me an honorabre horriday for pasto weedendo.
I hope you rike your new prace of abode on Rittre Liver Tulnpie.

Sayonara,

Anata no tomodachi,

Sarimoo

Bin Laden And Hiroshima Hoobhoya San,
Anata no hon wa honto ni omshirui desu ne. Ware ware mina san gaijin no amerika jin ne Hiroshima no boom boom was mizukashi dakedo tahen warui deshuta. Domo arigato gozai mashita.

Tahmed San, Arjun Indo jin San, mainichi Roamairu San,

Anone, Ajeya San wa doko deshta? Ano Hiroshima no boom boom wa zen zen wakari masen. Doishte minasan Truman te isho Nihon naka hanakusu yari mashita. Gomen kudaisai minasan, watashi wa imanto koru Nihon de isho ni kore wore demotai yari masu.

Arigato,

Anata no otomodachi
Sarim

Pardon, didn’t mean to kill you... arjun, #36,
Freind, you bring up a very sad fact.
Here is The Hall of Shame for Slaughter of Moose Limbs:
1. Hulagu Khan
2. Saddam Hussain of Iraq
3. Genghis Khan
4. Nadir Shah
5. Selim the Grim, Ottoman Sultan
6. Mohammad Ali, King of Egypt
7. Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran
8. General Tikka ``Red Hot`` Khan in East Pakistan and Baluchistan
9. Tally Bans
10. The Crusaders
11. George Bush I and George Bush II
12. The Arabs under Lawrence of Arabia
13. Mahomad Ali Jinnah

Pardon, didn’t mean to kill you... pmishra2, #32 {``Interesting to see that only muslim suffering is worth noting and mourning``}

You have a valid point about too much emphasis on only their mourning and their suffering. However, the truth of the matter is that thanks to the constant sectarian violence, killings, and suffering, Moose Limbs do have first dibs on being the most persecuted, most victimized, and most violated adherents of a religion. Unfortunately, most of the violence and suffering by Moose Limbs is at the hands of their fellow Moose Limbs. This is commonly known as Moose Limb on Moose Limb violence.
Salim

Pardon, didn’t mean to kill you... #29, Just like they blow up people to liberate them. Set fire to homes to bring the true religion into them. Kill children to show them the path to paradise. On Chowk, they ban people, muzzle them, delete their messages, erase their threads, and then psychoanalyze the victims to determine what is wrong with them.
The Pakis fit right in with the Serbs, the Commies, and the Nazis.
Salim

Pardon, didn’t mean to kill you... #29, The tormentors are now the healers. The Paki culture never ceases to amaze us.
Salim