Indian Scholarships for Outstanding Pakistani Students Be-haram(i) is again throwing a lot of stink. Here`s an old post.


Janab Tatti( due to his obsession with shitters by the railroad, if he is so enamoured by the sight, why not build himself a hut by the railroad and enjoy all the shitting scenes closely)) a.k.a. Mr `Lump of Shit` alias Behram 1 who( I now learn) is a Parsee, belongs to that clan of Iranians who thought it more dignified in seeking refuge in India than submitting to thoee marauding hordes who were laying waste to that beautiful land of Iran so that they could keep their faith from extinction.
Looking at his pedigree, why Janab Tatti`s posts are so venomously anti India is hard to understand.
He was born in Pakistan but speaks Gujarati at home like all Parsees, goes to the Agiary(Fire Temple) and when he dies his remains will be fed to vultures on a tower of silence. Most of his relatives are probably in India and thriving in a society that respects all religions, while he or may be his parents decided to stay on in Pakistan, out of compulsion obviously, because there is not a single Parsee who would have voluntarily opted for Pakistan after partition and moved to that part of the country.
All in all it appears that he has to outdo the Pakistanis in hating India and all things Indian because that is the only way he can show that he is a true Pakistani.

Mr Lump of should remember that India is the country which gave refuge to his forefathers, who were running from tyranny in Iran and allowed them to set foot on India and treat it as their own motherland. It is sad that while most Parsees have excelled in all fields and done their adopted motherland proud, we have here an ungrateful descendent of this great race who has nothing but hate for the land of his forefathers` adoption. He can only be described as a blot on the legacy of his clan and the only word to describe such people is `ehsaan faramosh` or `namak haraam`.

Godspeed to him.

The Massacre at Bajaur Be-herami No.1 is back with a stink, puking all the pent up anti India and anti Hindoo muck. Time to clean up the Chowk by throwing out this filthy stinking rotting garbage.

Building Barriers in Britain Re #41


The poem appended by you to your senseless outburst shows a creative side to your personality. Be kind enough to translate it into Urdu and post it here. You will win a friend on the Chowk

Building Barriers in Britain Re #34

No need to get hysterical. What you have to realise that you (now called Pakistanis) and us are the same people, who speak the same language, eat the same food, also squat the same way by railway lines and also beg with our katoras ( over the last sixty years you have become past masters, kneeling and begging from rich arabs, who have thrown you crumbs in exchange of some tight Punjabi pusy), since all Pakistanis are originally urine guzzling Hindu Indians, like us you also have sumptuous levels of urine content in your metabolism. Just accept the fact that you are just Indians what turned Paki, and you will find the everelusive peace of mind.

Building Barriers in Britain Re #31

Let`s wait for somebody to ferret out and post pictures of wretched Pakistanis who are looking poorer than this lot and among them will no doubt be family members of the poster of interact #31, if these are not Pakistanis , that is. Breaks the monotony of the written word, this picture thing.

1857 and the Lessons of 150 Years Noble thoughts, but only realpolitic will decide which way the subcontinent will go. One thing is sure : had the country not been divided, we all would have been living peacefully, the primary reason for this being that Muslims and Hindus would have been in a ratio of 1:2, ensuring that one would not be a brutal majority and the other would not be an oppressed minority. Both communities would have been able to share the growing pie evenly. As of now, the positions taken by the rulers of Pakistan and Bangladesh over the years are so extreme that even reconcilement remains a mirage. The Muslims who decided to stay on in India have obviously got a raw deal in the bargain.

Building Barriers in Britain One doubts if this Aishah female acted on her own accord while going to teach children in a veil. Any sane teacher obviously would know that teaching with a veil on was the most absurd thing to do.
It is most probably the local Mullah and his cohorts found in her a willing tool and incited her to do this.
These acts are really painting Islam as a retrograde religion. Where are the moderate voices that will drown out the mad rantings of the self seeking Mullahs who are so blinded by their own interpretation of Islam that one day they will take it to destruction?

Pakistan\'s Afghan Policy It looks like some of the Pakistani posters on Chowk will never tire of speaking aloud their fantasy filled dreams which their lying and deceitful Mullah Mililtary masters have been driving into their hare brains for 60 years. Bauna(not physically) leaders of a country without a history had no basis to cohese the people into a nation so they started telling lies to their illiterate population, and some people really lapped them up.
A Caliphate in Pakistan is a case in point. One is sure this ludicrous idea must be a brainchild of an overzealous mulla painting the pride of place that Pakistan will enjoy some day in the Islamic world . The days of caliphates are long gone, even the countries where the caliphates were have modernised and do not even think on these lines but the idea of furure caliphates surfaces in the 21st century in a poor backward Muslim country like Pakistan, whose opinion leaders traditionally hark back to the Islam of mideaval times.
One poster has mentioned Central Asian republics as possible candidates to join the fantastic Pakistani Caliphate. Fifteen years have passed since the republics have become independent. Leave alone having any influence in the region, Pakistan has no presence worth the name in these countries. A few years ago all Pakistani citizens were unceremoniously kicked out from Uzbekistan, a country which has on its territory Farghana, Samarkand and Bukhara claimed by every second Pakistani as the land of his forefathers ( the rest claiming Basra and Turkey) because they were trying to spread extremist ideas. Pakistanis are not welcome in most Islamic countries including other Central Asian countries, Meghreb countries like Algeria etc.
Friends, please stop dreaming fantasies and come down to mother earth. You have disgraced yourselves by losing half of your country in 1971. Take a lesson and try building a nation rather than spreading hate. Throw the Mulla Military out, let democracy and federalism flourish or else as soon as Baluchistan secedes, there will be no Pakistan and therefore no caliphate.

Pakistan\'s Afghan Policy Re #24

Dagestan and Chechnya not yet (but would be) CARs- every fanatic wahabbi`s wishful thinking. These republics will be bombed out of the map by the Russians if they even think of seceding.

Pakistan\'s Afghan Policy #23
``Every fking ahole including bj bihari has a blog nowadays``
From this statement we understand that you are also a fking ahole.

A Tribute To Heritage Of Poonch The article rekindled old memories of Poonch which was otherwise an outpost on the border but for the faujis posted around it was the only reminder that civilisation existed. Was there in the early 80`s. Remember the jhoola bridge, the gurdwara and of course the palace. Chhena murghi, chamcham and malai burfi were some of the delicacies we sourced from Poonch.
The palace as one remembers was a majestic building with Italian marble flooring and very large Persian carpets. It was a must see for everybody. One stood in awe just looking at the splendour. Quite surprised to read that it had 270 rooms. Did not occur it would have been that big. Life then was quite peaceful with Hindus, Muslims and Sikhs all living amicably. Gujjars, traditionally very pro-Indian were a visible community. Not far from Poonch is the famous spring from where Noor Jehan had her water for bathing transported to Agra or Delhi whereever she lived.
Sad to learn about the destruction of the palace in the quake.
KD Maini`s sense of loss is understandable. If he is the same person one remembers, he was a schoolmate and we called him the Maharaja of Poonch due to the place of his origin, very proper, always immaculately dressed, he was the only boy who would turn out in lounge suits.

Muslims ‘Unveiled’ Re# 259
If you are not a Parsee, you are excused.

Muslims ‘Unveiled’ Re #244

Our friend Beharami seems to be back with a fang. Here`s a repeat of an earlier post to remind him of what one thinks of him:

Janab Tatti( due to his obsession with shitters by the railroad, if he is so enamoured by the sight, why not build himself a hut by the railroad and enjoy all the shitting scenes closely)) a.k.a. Mr Lump of Shit alias Behram 1 who( I now learn) is a Parsee, belongs to that clan of Iranians who thought it more dignified in seeking refuge in India than submitting to thoee marauding Muslim hordes who were laying waste to that beautiful land of Iran so that they could keep their faith from extinction.
Looking at his pedigree, why Janab Tatti`s posts are so venomously anti India is hard to understand.
He was born in Pakistan but speaks Gujarati at home like all Parsees, goes to the Agiary(Fire Temple) and when he dies his remains will be fed to vultures on a tower of silence. Most of his relatives are probably in India and thriving in a society that respects all religions, while he or may be his parents decided to stay on in Pakistan, out of compulsion obviously, because there is not a single Parsee who would have voluntarily opted for Pakistan after partition and moved to that part of the country.
All in all it appears that he has to outdo the Pakistanis in hating India and all things Indian because that is the only way he can show that he is a true Pakistani.

Mr Lump of should remember that India is the country which gave refuge to his forefathers, who were running from Muslim tyranny in Iran and allowed them to set foot on India and treat it as their own motherland. It is sad that while most Parsees have excelled in all fields and done their adopted motherland proud, we have here an ungrateful descendent of this great race who has nothing but hate for the land of his forefathers` adoption. He can only be described as a blot on the legacy of his clan and the only word to describe such people is `ehsaan faramosh` or `namak haraam`.

Godspeed to him.

Has Hinduism had the Longest Tradition of Continuous Religion? 34000 is apparantly a healthy figure for statistics and may gladden a few hearts, but it is only.001%of the American population. It would be interesting to know the break-up of this figure community/race wise.
It is understood that post 9/11,the number of converts to Islam from among the Hispanics in US shot up dramatically, maybe the gullible were taken in by the audacity of those suicide bombers.
So, if one takes the overall picture, it is still the poor and underprivileged strata of the American population like the blacks and Hispanics that are converting, seeking a better life in a new faith . The rich white American convert might be a very rare thing.
It might also be interesting to find out if there is a drop in conversion rate from among the blacks since the WTC bombing, which is quite plausible, since being a black Muslim in America is no more as macho as it was during the Cassius Clay days or the Farrah Khan movement. Remember the solidarity between the blacks and whites post 9/11.

Has Hinduism had the Longest Tradition of Continuous Religion? When studying Persian from an Iranian teacher, in the text book we came across a reference to Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam ( It has also been said thus: Sallallaahu Alayhi Wallay Wasallam ) and the talk turned to the Paighambar. The teacher asked how many Paighambars are there in Hinduism. The question was unexpected and of course the answer was ``none``. She was not satisfied, she said , there is Ram, Krishna and several others , they are all paighambars, arent they? One had not looked at it this way, but coming from a foreigner it did make sense, and one thought she put it beautifully.

The Death of a Nawab Re # 369

I suppose you are reminded of your mom and sis who must be getting the rod from some Talib in your mohalla.

Mr whoever-you-are, the way you react to every post only leads to one conclusion - your worth is not even that of a dela ( for the uninitiated, delas are pebbles always kept on person by devout muslims. Every time after doing the number two they dab their penis on a dela which is then thrown away, the idea being not to allow urine leftovers to come in contact with one`s clothes)

I am sure you will like to have the last word?