Do You Have a Substitute? "And guess who were the ones who were the first ones raped after invaders crossed the Khyber? Today just because you converted, you brag about being from the conqueror's race..."

Oh no Harish....you really got me and my feelings a hurt. You went back into hundreds of years into our history and discovered the bastard roots of this nation....oh no! Meanwhile, the piss drinkers were the bold and the beautiful who resisted and still remain true to their piss drinking heritage....they have not been conquered by anyone....yes no? You probably have too much time on your hands so I will simply leave you with a few things;

Invasion from Khyber is not the only way the sub-continent became Muslim. Mohammad Bin Qasem landed in Sindh and kicked Raja Daher's ass after which Islam spread mostly by the scholars and sufis. The Islamic administration had a policy of setting up the governing infrastructure and leaving conversion and preaching to the religious class. The Hindus living in the southern part of what is now Pakistan and parts of India converted in this way.

So you can take your BJP curriculum history and stuff it up your a$$.

"And if Pakistan had been full of hot-air blowers like you, we would have in fact gloated at Pakistan's plight today. Fact is, we can't."

You cant gloat over Pakistan's woes because you have enough of your own. Drive around Bombay or Delhi and tell me that you don't have worst conditions for the poor than Pakistan could ever be accused of. The Indian economic success is only for a small segment and that by the way includes a large contingent of Muslims...whom you say have bastard roots, while you piss drinkers belong to the pure race of Shiva Krishna Bagofdoodoo. `

"You already did that, didn't you?"

No...you Hindus are the ones known for worshipping almost everything from cows to monkeys to penis shaped rocks. Wouldn't be surprised if you start calling your conquerers your gods.

"Are you always this deluded or do you speak like this only when you're high on something?"

Our diets don't consist of Bovine Urea so we're pretty clear headed here, dunno about you though. Did you say you had a job?

The Empire Strikes Again in Pakistan I find that many of the people protesting against Mushy have no answer when you ask them who they would have in his place. Look at the bigger picture and dont be such idealistic fools who would insist on bring Lakir ka fakir.

Also notice that many of these so called "civil society activists" are just the GT magazine crowd dying to get their pictures taken...they're the "social elite" who have no concern for Pakistan...history should tell us that by now. Begum Abida whatever the heck her name is and Sherry Rehman represent the worst in the rich class of Pakistan with too much time, too many opinions, not enough humility and absolutely no sincerity. Useless aunties!

The Empire Strikes Again in Pakistan Uf Tawbah...here too we have a whole bunch of RAW wannabe Indians. Get a job man!!!

I'm so glad Mushy's is locking these lawyers up. Bastards deserve it. Stick to the damn profession and don't try to launch your own coup. ISI Zindabad!!

Do You Have a Substitute? Harish...thats just stupid. You are using this as a defense for your drinking cow piss? We awarded some honor to one of you piss drinkers? Thats it? So what if we gave a medal to a piss drinker...you guys are a nation of piss drinkers who have almost always been ruled by others.

I once asked a seemingly highly intelligent Hindu classmate of mine at Uni once about cow piss. He replied, quite matter of factly, that "its actually just a little piss mixed with yogurt...its not that bad." So tell me Harish....how do you like to take your cow piss? With a little yogurt or on the rocks?

Listen, one thing should be clear to you is that you hindus do not want anything bad to happen to Pakistan cause a united India would probably mean that you little wimps would be ruled by us again...the brits are gone...but you losers always worship that which can harm you and that which can benefit you. The Sikhs will probably join us in kicking your ass...so you may as well keep your mouth shut and go back to Calcutta and enjoy what you have there instead of coming here to bark at us.

Do You Have a Substitute? Go the the Ganjees to see a freak show! Go to any Hindu temple to watch them pray to a friggin stone monkey with 8 arms!!! You often notice these foreigners with video cameras watching you hindus perform your deeds as if you were some exotic animal on the Nat Geo programs. Its funny that you guys hate us so much that you would rather spend your time here posting bs than anything else that anyone with a life would ordinarily be doing. It makes sense that us Pakis are here to discuss the issue since it has big affect on our lives....but you really really need to get a life. Hey, ask "Hanuman" or one of the monkey Gods to help you out and maybe you'll get a job as someone's janitor in Dubai.

Do You Have a Substitute? #102...um excuse me...Mr Hindu dude...but you drink cow piss and worship a dumb animal and you think we're the freak show? You really are a bunch of twisted mo fos!

Do You Have a Substitute? And we'll eat all your cows too!

Do You Have a Substitute? And another thing...you friggin Hindus had better hope that Pakistan remains intact cause if we merge...you will have more than 300 million Muslims ruling your ass again!

Do You Have a Substitute? I find it amusing, yet objectionable that we have more Indians in this forum than Pakistanis. I suggest you guys get a life and go deal with your own problems instead of talking bullshit like jayp..."monstrosity that Jinnah created has to die a violent death"....just where the hell do you get off talking shit like that? You really need to get a life and realize that your posting on the net isnt going to make much of a difference so you may as well not spend the entire day here and go get yourself a job and help 'Ma Bharat' do something about its 300 million dirt-friggin poor!

Its really pathetic how a few loser hindu fanatics think they're making a difference with their posts. Seriously...whats this all about? Dont you guys have something to do?

Do You Have a Substitute? Vaisey, Shortcut Aziz is probably crapping his pants right now. Being a diplomatic private banker used to making friends only, not enemies, and being able to refuse in the politest manner without offending, only frustrating, he is probably crapping his pants that he's joined hands with the toughest dude in Pakistan right now and he's probably never even raised his voice for fear of getting bitch slapped by someone tougher than him (almost everybody). Wonder what pills he's using to sleep at night.

BTW, I still think these two guys are the best we have.

Do You Have a Substitute? Bibi's deal for democracy-


Mushy to Bibi: Excuse me Madam, but will you sleep with me for a million pounds?

Bibi: A million pounds?!! Why of course I would!

Mushy: Well, how about 2 pounds?

Bibi: 2 Pounds?!! What do you think I am?

Mushy: I think we've already established that but now we're just haggling about the price.

Pervez Musharraf Declares Emergency in Pakistan SR....#168....great stuff! I have one for you too:

Mushy to Bibi: Excuse me Madam, but will you sleep with me for a million pounds?

Bibi: A million pounds?!! Why of course I would!

Mushy: Well, how about 2 pounds?

Bibi: 2 Pounds?!! What do you think I am?

Mushy: I think we've already established that but now we're just haggling about the price.

Do You Have a Substitute? Rashid.....#49; I like what you did with the "expiry date" analogy and I'm sure if you turn to our public, we have millions of people who will come up with such funny and witty things to say about the situation...but what we need now is more than a few funny lines. You have a suggestion for a name?

Do You Have a Substitute? Thank you Salman for finally getting a piece in the media that doesnt call Mushy the devil in disguise. I am not a die hard supporter of Mushy, but I just think that the media, the lawyers and the judges are way way out of line and are basically trying to stage a coup of their own. Iftikhar Chaudry gave no consideration to how he was destabilizing the country, he did not care that his visit to Karachi was causing a security nightmare on May 12th, he did not care that Mushy was obviously progressing towards reducing his role, Iftikhar Chaudry was another Paki on a power trip! These lawyers and judges give the pretense of being impartial, law abiding model citizens upholding the beacon of democracy...and that is total bullshit. If they were impartial they wouldnt have fielded their own candidate. They are a political party in disguise and they are misusing their positions. There is only one solution to this and I believe we gave Zulfi Bhutto a dose of that medicine. I propose that Chaudry Iftikhar, his lawyer cronies, Ayesha Tammy Haq, and a few other media instigators/provocateurs should be tried and executed for treason or any other charge that we can reasonably justify. This should teach these bastards, and everyone else a lesson to put our national interests over their own personal egos and agendas.

It just seems that people dont see the obvious progression that Mushy referred to in his speech, and demonstrated in his actions; phase 3, the return to democratic rule. He has been tolerating media insults, the witch from hell (Bibi) returned and hurled insults and accusations at everyone in the government and instigated the extremists...killing 150 people in the process and thereafter abandoning ship and fleeing for Dubai.

I have not seen Mushy bitching about how the lights were turned off, or that IB Chief should be sacked, or that his mother didnt hug him enough. Damn it!!! I think we should hang Bibi just for the heck of it, not that she and Mr 10% dont deserve much more. I say its time to get tough and take the gloves off and let our ISI start throwing people away where they will never be found. Lets see how AItizaz Ahsen likes his new quarters in Tora Bora!

Pervez Musharraf Declares Emergency in Pakistan I remember I asked Waseem Akhtar, MQM Minister, before an interview this question:

Sir, I am fairly new to Pakistan and dont really know how things work here so I hope you dont mind my asking you, but if I ask you the wrong question...will I make it home alive?

The Gods honest truth!! He laughed and replied, "no no those days are now gone and you can ask whatever you please" You can make whatever the hell you want of this, but those who arent totally brain washed know its true that Mushy has allowed this freedom even if your being on Bibi's payroll doesnt allow you to admit it.

Pervez Musharraf Declares Emergency in Pakistan No Zeemax, having someone calling a Pakistani PM or President a Kutta on Pakistani television is different from someone on British TV calling a British PM a poodle simply because that is commonplace in Britain and the government cannot do anything about it. Before Mushy you had to wonder if you may make it home alive if you made such a statement against a Pakistani PM (Bibi) on Pakistani TV. Come on for Gods Sake...dont be so openly biased!

I am a former TV anchor from a major TV station admitting that the media is biased against Musharraf. Ayesha Tammy Haq, Kamran Khan, and others make their living on picking fights and inciting the public. The media is to blame for its own woes....I have no sympathy for them. Their formula was always to tell the anchors that viewership is only created through controversy. Its their jackal-like mindset that caused this restriction on them today.