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Zee sahib: Enjoyed your categorisation of chowkies

Topic started by majumdar on Feb 17, 2008 9:16:25 pm

Since you're new here, let me give you a run down on the categories of some posters here whom the Chowk admin keeps in the Chowk zoo to ensure hits and make some gate money:

1)The faithfreedom.org gang: These mostly include indian hindoos though some Pakistani Murtids join in from time to time. This category includes posters like laddu, Jayp, mohar_11 and some others.

2) The googlers/copy-pasters: These are the low class or low-middle class hindoos with little education to present opinions of their own and use google to come up with anti-Pakistan propaganda and post it here. These work as computer coders and economic migrants in USA. The most prolific low-life in this category is arjun_m, but there are some others too like pewresearch.

3)The RSS gang: These include the blatant ones like cobra, chaltahai, jang, as well as the seemingly benign ones like sadna. The former category is quite shameless in displaying vile, while the latter is smarter and conceals the vile in misinterpreting facts and engaging in lengthy circular arguments, when challenged, to disgust the other person sufficiently into giving up.

4)The Pakistani Murtids: These include the ones with the assigned duties as official jesters of the Murtid court like hamidm2, and the foul-mouthed drum beaters like iron-mask, raw-dust, and cheguevera. This combined Murtid gang's job is merely to rile-up the Pakistanis any way they can.

5) The Mirzais: Same as above with perhaps sattar2 as an exception who merely has been trying to prove Jesus is buried in Kashmir since a decade.

6)The'Baghal mein Churri' gang: This hindoo gang appears to indulge in genuine discussions, but in reality has the same intentions as the foregoing categories. No names here

7)The Pakistani dikes and the fairies: These mostly infest UP and their mission is to promote kanjarpana amongst Pakistanis and to hook up with same-sex partners. Guess you won't encounter these much on FP.

Some of these categories overlap from time to time and borrow each other's tactics when their own doesn't work, but I guess you'll be able to clearly identify this when it occurs. In the end they're all working as a team.

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Post by zeemax on Feb 19, 2008 7:29:48 pm
Post by Ranjit, I'm sure the posters such as arjun_m, meenug, nkg etc etc would have your following intellectual discourse in mind while going about their daily business on Chowk. flag objectionable content

Post by Ranjit on Feb 18, 2008 10:04:38 pm
Zee, The reality is that pretty much everyone in the subcontinent sees enormous contradictions in the concept of pakistan. Hindoos were against it from the beginning because muslims were the ex-ruling class for centuries and it was strange that such a group of people wanted a separate enclave to themselves fearing discrimination, kind of like if brahmins demand a 'brahministan'....pakis themselves are quite confused about what it is that pakistan is meant to be, whether it is for the muslims of that area or all muslims of the subcontinent, whether it is a religious state or a secular state.... The ultimate test of all this is whether muslims in the subcontinent are better off with a pakistan or without it...the jury is out on that one.... flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 18, 2008 5:21:18 pm
But the crux of the matter is, that deep down in the hindoo mind - with very few exceptions - hindoos do not accept the concept of Pakistan as a rule ... That makes any goodwill impossible and any discussion a non-starter. flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 18, 2008 4:35:22 pm
Post by Ranjit, Agreed! flag objectionable content

Post by Ranjit on Feb 18, 2008 8:47:55 am
MAJ/Zee, Hindus are loyal to India and its secular point of view. Similarly pakis are loyal to pakistan and an islamic world view which considers hindus to be the 'other'. Thats what leads to a lively debate. What is so 'baghal mein churri' about it?... That doesnt mean we have to indulge in ad nauseum attacks on each other's country or religion.... flag objectionable content

Post by majumdar on Feb 17, 2008 10:03:57 pm
(Keep baiting but I won't tell any names) Never underestimate the deviousness of a Hindoo. Regards flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 17, 2008 10:00:22 pm
Ohh ... I just saw I misspelled 'dykes'. But I guess dikes isn't wrong either because both need holes to be plugged flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 17, 2008 9:55:16 pm
Post by majumdar, Keep baiting but I won't tell any names flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 17, 2008 9:54:08 pm
Post by majumdar The danger of course is that they may get led astray b4 they find out. If they allow that to happen, they belonged in that category in the first place flag objectionable content

Post by majumdar on Feb 17, 2008 9:52:23 pm
(You left out some others in above list. ) Umm lets see. DM, but is he a Sikh or Hindoo. Harimau, but he is a obvious Cat 3. Beej, but he has left. Ranjit, looks to be Cat 6. Have I still missed anyone. Regards flag objectionable content

Post by majumdar on Feb 17, 2008 9:47:22 pm
The danger of course is that they may get led astray b4 they find out. Regards flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 17, 2008 9:46:52 pm
Post by majumdar, Kaal bhai, Harishbhai and me. Well no. You left out some others in above list. Try again! flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 17, 2008 9:44:54 pm
Muslimoons, murtidoons, munafiqoons, kanjaroons, mushrikoons or fairy-dykoons. Yeah I avoided some names because the veteran chowkies like me know very well who they are. I don't want to deprive the newbies of the fun in finding out for themselves flag objectionable content

Post by majumdar on Feb 17, 2008 9:40:12 pm
Zee sahib, After groups 1,2 and 3 there are only three Hindoos left on chowk- Kaal bhai, Harishbhai and me. So I guess that makes us the bagal mein chhoori gang. Regards PS: Do come up with some more category posts. They are real fun. flag objectionable content

Post by zeemax on Feb 17, 2008 9:38:18 pm
What implicit categorization? Are you guilty of something flag objectionable content

Post by majumdar on Feb 17, 2008 9:24:52 pm
In spite of my implicit categorisation in the muh mein Ram bagal mein chhoori gang. A few posers though: (The faithfreedom.org gang) What is the faithfreedom.org gang? (The'Baghal mein Churri' gang: This hindoo gang appears to indulge in genuine discussions, but in reality has the same intentions as the foregoing categories. No names here ) Why have avoided the names of this and the dyke fairy categories (In the end they're all working as a team.) I'm not sure of this. The Hindoos of the chowk are pretty indiscriminate in carpet bombing all Muslim sounding people irrespective of whether they are Muslimoons, murtidoons, munafiqoons, kanjaroons, mushrikoons or fairy-dykoons. Regards flag objectionable content

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