chat transcript with ms. rakaposh II

raka: kakay, tu nay eid pay konsa joRa pehna?

kaka: y r u talking to kaka??

r: tujhay hazrat ibraheem walay article pay jo jootay paRay, buhat maza aayaa!

k: zeena was especially mean to kaka

r: zeena's comments on your mother actually shows her background

k: what's her background?

r: zeena is punjabi-kashmir. This is where the panchyat system has seeped into people's mentality. People kill and rape mothers and sisters if sons and brothers commit crimes.

k: but her husband is a doctor.. and she has an IQ of $130.

r: abay, i'm a doctor too!!

k: you are a compounder. everyone knows that!

r: acha, ab aik gaana sun..

k: kaka would rather die. How do you know so much about zeena?

r: because i can tell with the way she writes. She may not be new to America. Its just that people with genetic regression learn slow.

k: zeena must have grown up with cattle around her.

r: yeah, and then she complains about Pakistan being dirty when she visited pakistan recently! It clearly shows a typical ignorant painDu unable to come to terms with the lottery she won.

k: you don't know, zeena washes her ass with sulphuric acid everytime she is done with #2.

r: yeah, but she used to do #2 with her goats a few years ago. LOL.

k: it is amazing the progress zeena has made in such few years. panchayat, goats, hazara and now she is a homeowner in New Jersey.

r: i thought she lived in new york.

k: maybe she has two houses. zeena is very rich apparently. she was telling khamkhwa that she is where she is because of what she is. Apparently she has a house and three cars.

r: compare that with samina. samina thought she was climbing up when she married a gora, but ended up with an umemployable poet.

k: is that why she is so jealous of zeena. zeena, even with a painDu doctor, is living the american dream while samina even american born and marrying up is struggling to pay rent.

r: i think samina lives comfortably. nothing like zeena obviously but then who does (sighs).

k: zeena should try to learn civlized ways and try to hide her background as much as possible. It is a reflection on our pyaraa watan, Pakistan. Everybody will think that people in Paksitan are like her.

r: kakay, tujhay Pakistan say pyaar kubsay honay laga?

k: ever since kaka has accepted Islam as the true religion.

r: is there a punchline here somewhere? tu kaafir, anti-pakistan, self hating juvaari.. teri zindagi ka maqsad kyaa hay?

k: y do u even talk to kaka, if you are going to badmouth him.

r: badmouth?? acha ab yay shair sun!

k: goodbye! please don't try to act like kaka's friend in public..

r: mardood sala. I wonder if wolfe is around. Uss ko gana sunaoN gi..

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